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Demisexual? No, you misheard. I said Dummysexual. I'm attracted to that moron over there. Look at them. They just tripped over nothing and set the house on fire. I'm in love.

vemancer

I HAVE DISCOVERED HOW TO MAKE EDITS ON CANVA I AM UNSTOPPABLE

insufferablecoolkid

i need to be a vampire rn

greghousescane

its literally like midnight and my brain has shut off

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hear me out!! being house’s controversially young gf ?? (aka my fucking dream)

• the first time people found out? TOTAL MASS panic.

• everyone assumed it was some weird fling, a dumb rumor.

. . . until you actually showed up in his office, sitting on his desk, swinging your legs, all casual while house is leaned back in his chair, grinning like a smug bastard.

• cuddy 100% nearly had a STROKE.

“you—you—house—you can’t just—??”

• “I can’t just what, lisa? Have a hot, young girlfriend who’s way too good for me? yeah, I know. tragic.”

• foreman thinks it’s insane and he would totally be the biggest hater. Cameron is lowkey jealous. chase is just fascinated. taub? oh, he’s taking NOTES

• Wilson, bless his soul, literally sits you down like a concerned dad and tries to have The Talk™.

• “you know he’s… house, right?” wilson spoke carefully, leaning his forearms on his desk looking you straight in the eye with a frown.

“I just mean, he’s difficult, he’s complicated, he’s older—”

“You forgot rude and insanely sexy.” we all know house. where did he just come from? who knows. but he’s ALWAYS going to be there to annoy wilson.

“Right. Those too.” and poor wilson is traumatised, exhausted, and fucking confused?? i mean- who wouldnt be??

• everyone assumes you’ll break up with him in a few months, but joke’s on them—you’re just as unhinged, just as stubborn, and you get him in a way no one else does.

notgilderoylockhart

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

starsandgoodness

who wants to be the Wilson to my House

75screamingtoads

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

ren-is-real

You know when

m1lkflavored

"WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CREATE SM CONFLICT😡" Meanwhile I made him like that so the story would be longer

Finally had the guts to watch the third movie yesterday

I regret everything

Lowkey 2018 me would be absolutely DESTROYED

#symbrock #eddie brock #venom #veddie #why cant they be happy #my mom told me i looked like i cried #i couldnt explain to her that the fictional alien made me sob #alexa play memories by maroon 5

mssmooll

I hate what Venom 3 did to me, now I'm crying over memories, wishing I had a freak alien by my side, and reliving shit I just want to forget

Fucking sake Eddie

symbiotic-slime

you haven’t truly experienced the full spectrum of human emotions until you’re sobbing because your favourite character just died and then fucking memories by maroon 5 starts playing

panic-flavored

realizations

m1lkflavored

😭🤣

frontmansdefender

fuck yeah !!!!!!!!!

m1lkflavored

🥹❤️

marshelledoodle

i wanted to wait to sketch more little slice of life like this one, but GOSH,, i was too excited to show it to the world help me cope p, they're my everything (ALSO TYSM FOR THE LOVE YALL SENT FOR MY ART!!!!!)