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Just read a fic that mischaracterized my wife Asmo to unrecognizable points... No, he would not casually SA you. This fandom is a prison.

#obey me #asmodeus obey me #obey me asmodeus #please #give me my wife back #he would not fucking say that #he would not fucking do that #ever #leave my wife alone

Asmo... if they don't give me more content of you in the new game... I need my wife...

#obey me #asmodeus obey me #obey me asmodeus #i need him #my beautiful wife

noramiimii

wanted to do this idea I had hehe obey me is so silly guys

Y'all... if you have any good Asmodeus centric fics, give 'em here. I'm in the trenches, depraved of my beautiful wife.

#obey me #asmodeus obey me #obey me asmodeus #please #i want my wife #asmooo why does no one write about you #fic rec #fic recommendation

The second I realized that Noiz was german, everything made sense.

#no wonder he has no social skills #he's german #the german stare #noiz dmmd #dramatical murder #dmmd

Clear's route was rlly good, (probably my fave in the game) but he as a character gave me so much whiplash-

Like one second he's here, cooking in obly an apron and a mask, and the next Aoba is banging him while he's actively dying!!!!

Don't get me wrong, this is my favorite route in the game, and Aoba and Clear are super duper cyoote- BUT WHERE'S THE SILLY? WHY ONLY PAIN??? ;-; ;-; ;-;

#dramatical murder #dmmd #clear dmmd #dmmd aoba #aoba seragaki #i love clear #my pookie #all hail yaoi jesus

Gay ships are so good when one of them is just scared af

(Yes this is about Shen quinqiu)

#mxtx svsss #svsss #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #shen quinqiu is just constantly paranoid #and honestly who can blame him #but also man be fr #that man is in love with you #denial is a river in egypt #your husband is gay

Obey me lore is so funny cause wdym Asmodeus probably caused the trojan war?!

#obey me #asmodeus obey me #law of causality ig #obey me asmodeus #one of the earlier lessons I think?#obey me lore

I know that's not how it happened, but imagining Lucifer mpregged with Satan is hilarious to me

Like boom you just went through a war and suddenly you're a single father

#obey me #lucifer obey me #satan obey me #like come on #single dad luci? hell yeah #He has to go to the store #they ask him who the mum is #he just sighs in defeat #lucifer mpreg canon #imagine you're so angry you just give birth

Venom is Eddie Brock's manic pixie dream girl

#venom movie #symbrock #eddie brock #manic pixie dream girl #or dream alien ig #idk #dream symbiote?

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