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SEULGI | 28 Reasons

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Diana: No! I don’t even want to talk to her until I know for sure that she’s gay.

Taric: *walks over Leona* Excuse me darling, what kind of lipstick are you wearing?

Leona: Oh, I don't wear lipstick. This is chapstick.

Taric, passing by Diana: Gay.

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Diana: They hate me because I'm gay.

Diana: Also I have been murdering the locals but mostly because of the gay thing.

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Diana: How heavy is the world?

Leona: *lifts Diana up*

Leona: Not that heavy.

Diana, covering her face: Oh my God.

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Diana: My girlfriend is too tall to kiss, what should I do?

Alune: Punch her in the stomach. Then, when she doubles over in pain, kiss her.

Atreus: Dump her.

Zoe: Kick her in the shin.

Leona: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

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Leona: Thank you for not being mad at me for not agreeing with you.

Diana: I would be mad all the time.

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Diana: I don't know how to tell you this, Leona, but you're in love with me.

Leona:

Leona: Oh my God, I am.

Soraka: What kind of confession did I just witness?

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Diana: Do you think men are important?

Leona: Like, for what?

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Leona: You saved me! Why?

Diana: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

Diana: Also, I don't know if you noticed, but I'm still in love with you.

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Diana: Do you have to be so tall?

Leona: Would you prefer me on my knees?

Diana: What?

Leona: What?

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Diana: How did you know I was sad?

Leona: Well, you're wearing sad colors.

Leona: And you're listening to a sad song.

Leona: And you're wearing a button that says, "I'm sad, ask me why."

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Leona, about Diana: I don't love her.

Taric: You're in denial.

Leona: I'm not in denial!

Taric: You're denying being in denial right now.

Leona: I'm not denying being in denial right now!

Taric: You are absolutely in denial of the fact that you are denying being in denial.

Leona: What?

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Leona, after they start dating: So, you and me, huh?

Diana: Who would have thought?

Soraka: Everyone?

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Diana: No more girlbossing.

Diana: I want to girl rest, girl sleep, girl lay down, etc.

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Diana, to Leona: Bro watch out, you kinda sound like you're flirting when we argue.

Leona: *bites her lip while she checks Diana up and down*

Diana: Broooo I'm serious,you're making our esteemed rivalry look so gay, oh my god.

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Diana: Leona, do you love me?

Leona: Of course I do!

Diana: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

Leona: Well, of course I… would…

Diana: I mean something really, really—

Leona: Diana, what did you do?

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Leona: Don’t stay up all night, Diana. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.