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I'm not crazy and you are just an asssho--le?

Im writing jokes right now because it's still too early to drink and I don't have enough vacation time built up for a meth binge.

You don't know what funny is until you've partied in a teepee w/12 other people: high & doing "Great Cornholio" impressions concurrently.

The first one who rolls me a joint and takes the piss test for me wins it.

Have a new dog. Cute watching both dogs fight for my love now.

Jokes are great, but great everyone does jokes. No one does you like you.

If your personality shows on your Twitter, I like.

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Is it sad that I just look for your avi?

The only thing better than a first kiss...a second, more demanding kiss.

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