🍃MATT🍃

🍃that guy with the fat ass blunt🍃

[m4tt4l1c10u5]

im matt

successor to @ryuzaki-cuffs or something

i play games and smoke fat ass blunts (FABS) @and-it-was-all-mello is my boyfriend n totally not in the mafia. i'm also a big fan of rootbeer, A&W preferably, probably because i'm canadian. i mean i went to wammy's but i'm from canada. thank god i'm not british, right?

@nearzune-miku has an interests page check it out

i lent @matsugoi money for a rabies shot he's chill

if i talk about breaking the law its a joke man dont tell on me

@teru-mah-mi-kami is a werewolf lawyer who wants me to die

[OOC: hey!!! this blog is run by @shaniacsboogara. admin is 22 and fine with more adult jokes and content, but nothing strictly NSFW please!!! feel free to send any asks to matt about literally whatever. feel free to tag, interact, and rp with this blog, totally open to anything but the blogs tagged in this intro post are the ones "canon" to the skyscraperverse (title is a wip ig). tysm for following along with this tomfoolery <3]

[not-kira-yagami]

FUCK L AND FUCK THE DEATH NOTE AND FUCK RYUK AND FUCK MISA AMANE AND FUCK AIZAWA AND MOGI AND FUCKING MATSUDA AND FUCK NAOMI MISORA AND FUCK NEAR AND FUCK MELLO AND FUCK THAT BITCHASS STONER MATT AND FUCK SAYU FOR STEALING MY FUCKING NINTENDO 3DS AND FUCK THOSE FILTHY YOTSUBA CUCKS AND FUCK RAYE PENBER AND BEYOND BIRTHDAY AND QUILLISH WAMMY AND A AND MY OWN FUCKING FATHER AND SOME BITCH NAMED ROGER FUCK ALL OF YOU HOES I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU

[m4tt4l1c10u5]

damn what did i even do man

[ryuzaki-cuffs]

I've had my thoughts on this for a few days now, but I might turn what was once the block of my south tower into some sort of public park or a community garden. After the incident, it upsets me to see the rubble of what was once such a beautiful skyscraper.

[m4tt4l1c10u5]

hey man a garden sounds sick! if you want i have a few ideas for a really awesome garden i think i could help a ton dude

[ryuzaki-cuffs]

I would love to hear your ideas. I've always hoped to create something that could bring the community together.

[m4tt4l1c10u5]

okay fuckin baller. so here's what im thinking: cannabis garden. we're growing both strains for inclusivity and shit. my girls indica and sativa. my lovely wives. but we gotta make sure the plants grow good n shit so we gotta greenhouse that place to the max probably. so like because there's already a greenhouse and shit involved we can just shape that shit into a giant bong. then if people wanna smoke that shit they can do it in the bong and itd be like super high concentration so everyone would be geeked as fuckkk i think thatd be an awesome opportunity. i know what you're thinking, cannabis is illegal in japan, i know, i got arrested for smoking like 500 pounds of weed the other day. but like the garden is in ur skyscraper town which is sorta its own country if u think about it so you can prob just legalize good old mary jane there and itll be smooth sailing

[ryuzaki-cuffs]

I think you are the actual Kira and just blaming Light to take suspicion away from yourself.

What a disgusting ask. I won't even entertain the idea of trying to argue this.

[m4tt4l1c10u5]

yo i want whatever this anon's smoking man

[donotfollowthisaccount101]

Oh hell no shoot. Me 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[matsugoi]

im drunk and i just ordered 2 pizzas for delivery because of a buy one get one free offer and delivery ended in one minute when i opened da app.. i cant eat two pizzas what the fuck am i gonna do with that???

[m4tt4l1c10u5]

oh shit wya man im down for pizza

[ryuzaki-cuffs]

I've had my thoughts on this for a few days now, but I might turn what was once the block of my south tower into some sort of public park or a community garden. After the incident, it upsets me to see the rubble of what was once such a beautiful skyscraper.

[m4tt4l1c10u5]

hey man a garden sounds sick! if you want i have a few ideas for a really awesome garden i think i could help a ton dude

[lawlietsspiritroams]

It seems young Light now knows Near and Mello's names

Great…

[m4tt4l1c10u5]

he doesn't know mine, right? not matt, like my actual name. mail jeevas. good to know i'm safe ✌️🔥

[dogpuppy]

[national-police-agency]

hey guys i'm the intern they put in charge of this account but i think they've fully forgotten about it. what the fuck should i do now.

[m4tt4l1c10u5]

heyyyy how strong is ur firewall like hypothetically

[echolaliaplayer]

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

[wartankhorse]

hey my names matt. oh ivejust been shot. you guys aren’t even gonna let me introduce myself? you’re gonna have cool and awesome mello do it instead? and the introduction is gonna consist of my alias and the fact that i was apparently unkillable according to mello.? wow. real slick dudes. fuck takada anyway i don’t even know why i’m here

[god-in-progress]

When you go out to dinner with Misa does she ask for the kids coloring sheets they hand out? Idk she seems like the type to do that embarrassing shit.

She doesn't throw them away, but she doesn't ask for them — that's a really far fetched assumption to make, you know. She can behave herself on dates with me.

[m4tt4l1c10u5]

if she doesn't want them i'll take them man. im sort of doing this new thing where im caring for the environment by trying to recycle and shit and im running low on rolling paper so im pretty sure i could use the colouring sheets for that.

[teru-mah-mi-kami]

what do you do when you stop being hungry or tired and stop registering hot and cold. asking for a friend.

[m4tt4l1c10u5]

hit the BONG 💪

[not-kira-yagami]

I'm autistic.

[and-it-was-all-mello]

gay AND autistic ?! pick a fucking struggle man

[m4tt4l1c10u5]

hey arent we gay and autistic too babe

[lawlietsspiritroams]

Top 3 worst successors?

1. B

I think this one is self-explanatory.

2. Matt

He’s an avid drug user.

3. Mello

There’s nothing wrong with him, he just needs to put his complicated feelings for Near aside. If they had worked together, the results of the case would’ve been extraordinary. They would’ve exceeded me.

[nearer-than-you]

Mello has feelings for me?

[who-is-like-god]

fuck no.

L, i do not have feelings for Near.

[lawlietsspiritroams]

Hi Mello.

[m4tt4l1c10u5]

woah! me mentioned! i am avid about drugs, hell yeah man! 4/20

[weepingwidar]

Nicko Cecchini (Canadian, d.o.b. unknown) - Castle Walls Lead Me to Despair (2026)