Dread Wolf Take You

There is only death on this journey.

[duragdaddy]

i just found 12 bricks

[maarlath]

keep seeing straight women threatening to join the 4B movement. 🙄 Be so forreal I know you bitches can't go a week without texting an ugly man back

[maarlath]

only a few more days until the patience of ten years is rewarded

[maarlath]

game isn't even out and I've purposely avoided watching gameplay or footage and Im already annoyed by manfred

[maarlath]

Got the deluxe edition and the rooks chest now I just have to black out until halloween

[lambergeier]

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

[thatrandombystander]

Rip to everyone on this site who didn't realise they were following sleeper dragon age fans. The fandom is awakening from its deep slumber.

[maintitle-deactivated20250727]

This is just way too good to be in the notes @chohouse

It's Darkspawn Chronicles with the way we're crawling out of the Deep to answer The Calling

[muzzledmikey]

the need to talk about the characters vs the fear that all of my analysis is just empty prose and surface level understanding

[modeus-the-xenofeminist]

Me 20 seconds after saying anything about my favorite characters:

[tropiyas]

[genericchatter]

bad ending: the farmer sells out to Joja good ending: the farmer restores the community center and Pierre beats up Morris bad ending++: Morris goes to law school and comes back 4 years later as a Monsanto goon and hits the farmer with a killer lawsuit good ending++: same as above but the farmer teams up w/ Marlon and Pierre to disappear him in the mines true ending: the farmer must enter the water purifier even though it’s been established that abigail is immune to radiation

[thedarkbunny]

[maarlath]

[erene-e]

[maarlath]

*uncorking a vial of dragon blood* yeah Leliana no need to put your armor and weapons back on dw about it

[faun-grove]

zzzzz, welcome to the… haah, zzzz….

[maarlath]

loving that the DA fandom got a sliver of news and immediately started infighting again. Good to see you all again.

[fefri]

I actually cannot fucking stand clit the blacksmifh in stardew valley every single time I walk into his shop I want to kill him and then myself, I spend all my time hauling ass in the mines grinding for ores fighting for my fucking life against orcs and dwarves and shit and I come in because I have 300 gold ore again and not enough coal to smelt it all and he's like oh are you too lazy to mine your own coal? Like cunt I just had you rip apart my eight thousand geodes FOR EXTORTIONATE PRICES only to give me fucking CLAY and STONE and youre going to sit and talk shit to my face about how im too lazy to mine, you sick fuck, you have no fucking respect for me, and then you have the audacity to complain business is slow and you don't know why you moved here, dawg I don't know either I wish you hadn't, please drown yourself off willys pier promptly I never want to see you again

[fefri]

You have the complexion of a lunchables cracker and self confidence that's even more brittle, the only chance you are ever going to get at developing a personality is if you are infected by cordyceps unilateris and then i might actually be able to bear talking to you for more than five seconds before you climb to the top of the wizard tower and fling yourself off, I hope when i slam your door down at 9am tomorrow to crack open another geode i find your body riddled with bullets

[fefri]

KILL YOURSELF

[bizlybebo]

i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

[bizlybebo]

bells. i meant bells

[bizlybebo]

don’t do this to me

[indigovortex]