untrust us

It'll quench ya

[uoa]

accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body

[christdookie-resurrection-deact]

[olimar]

does whatever a sipdre cna

[stability]

[light-gaps-deactivated20140422]

u cant trust people who step on flowers

[micdotcom]

Watch: How toxic masculinity follows men from birth to death.

[hipster-seahorse]

if someone claims to be feminist but doesn’t support this, then they aren’t a feminist

[diamondivities]

IMPORTANT!!!

[ssweet-dispositionn]

^^truth.

[wannajoke]

[garlictoastie-deactivated202501]

who is she

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

[bell-clarke]

I’m sorry, too.

[thecommonchick]

LOL 😂

[maralie-deactivated20211111]

i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly

[jrne]

[maaykitsune-blog]

Me on Instagram: Brunch at Timothy's

Me on Snapchat: still drunk in a Tim Horton's parking lot

[eternityofrose]

[boonanasplits]

[weloveshortvideos]

[fuckitthispic]

The signs as:

The woman in the blue dress: Cancer, Leo

The woman in the black and white dress: Aries, Pisces

The woman in the green dress: Sagittarius, Taurus 

The woman in the purple dress: Libra, Aquarius, Capricorn

The woman that dances across the screen: Gemini, Scorpio, Virgo

[martinscorsissy-deactivated2019]

Are they hiring?

[heartsinsync]

me: i’m not watching the 100 anymore everything is terrible now and i hate it

the 100: [has a bellarke scene]

me: @ME LMAO BITCH U THOUGHT……YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL TO THIS GODFORSAKEN SHOW A LONG TIME AGO AND UR MOTHER DIDN;T RAISE A QUITTER

[gay-wizard-taako-deactivated201]

Happy Pride to my mythicals: the bisexuals, asexuals, pansexuals, aromatics, demisexuals and anyone else who “doesn’t exist”. We are real and we are here to kick ass