like omg ok. dee and charlie talk dennis into flying home for thanksgiving, but they donât tell mac, because they want it to be a surprise. and so the night before thanksgiving they all drive to the airport, ostensibly to see frank off on a âbusiness tripâ - a front to get mac to the airport for the emotional arrivals gate reunion. so theyâre at the airport, at the departures gate, âsaying goodbyeâ to frank before his âbusiness trip,â and theyâre like, giving a lot of coded speeches about âbeing honest about your feelingsâ and âtelling people you love them before itâs too lateâ and shit, and mac is like âhey guys i gotta go to the bathroom iâll be right backâ and charlie and dee are preoccupied, so theyâre like âsure, fine, whateverâ but then ten minutes go by and they realize mac is still gone, and theyâre like⌠where⌠is⌠macâŚ
and they sprint around the departures area frantically shouting macâs name, calling his cell, looking through all the bathrooms, heâs nowhere to be found, the TSA gets on their asses because theyâre being so frantic and disruptive, and dennis is about to land any minute and they had planned to be at the baggage carousel by now, with their signs and everything, with the boombox set up to play youâre the inspiration as dennis came down the escalator into the baggage claim but. mac is AWOL. what are they going to do.
and then charlie suddenly gets a text from mac and he opens it up and itâs. a picture of clouds through an airplane window. and heâs like, âyou were right. i have to be honest about my feelings and tell dennis i love him before itâs too late. i bought a last-minute ticket to north dakota and iâm going to go be with dennis for thanksgiving.âÂ
and charlie tries to text mac back but macâs on airplane mode now so theyâre not getting delivered and theyâre like, fuck, fuck, fuck, and they finally just gather themselves and go over to the baggage carousel where dennis has been waiting for fifteen minutes getting increasingly pissed off and heâs like, âwhere were you guys? what took you so long? so much for a warm welcome. whereâs mac?â and deeâs like, âmac is on a five and a half hour flight to bismarck, north dakota, because he wanted to be with you for thanksgiving, because he loves youâ and dennis is like, âwhat the fuck, charlie, dee, i told you i was coming to philly for thanksgivingâ and charlieâs like, âyeah but we didnât tell mac because we were trying to coordinate this like, romcom airport thing, but then mac slipped away from us and uh⌠went to north dakotaâ and dennis has the worst fucking migraine and heâs like, âokay so do i have to fly back to north dakota or are we gonna wait six hours and then tell mac that he needs to come back to phillyâ and dee is like âokay, well, you can do whatever you want, charlie and i are going to hit the airport chiliâs and get plastered, happy thanksgivingâ
so dennis like. follows them to the chiliâs and sits there disassociating for six hours and then his phone buzzes and he picks it up and itâs mac, of course, and mac says, âhey dennisâ and dennis says, âhey macâ and mac says, âuh. guess where i am right now?â and dennis says, ânorth dakotaâ and mac goes, ân- wait. yeah. howâd you know?â and dennis says, âiâm in philadelphia. i flew back for thanksgiving.â and macâs like, âoh. oh, dude.â and dennis is like, âyeah. hey look iâve been in this chiliâs for six hours eating caesar salad and it looks like they have no qualms about letting me sit here for another six or seven hours so why donât you hop on a plane and fly on backâ and macâs like âokayâ and hangs upÂ
and then we cut to eight hours later and mac walks into the airport chiliâs and dennis is just fully asleep in a booth with five untouched plates of caesar salad in front of him, and mac slides into the other side of the booth and raps his knuckles lightly on the table and dennis startles awake and is like, âoh, fuck. mac.â and macâs like, âhiâ and dennis is like, âhiâ and macâs like, âso, um. i love you. iâm in love with you.â and dennis is like, âyeah. me too.â and mac goes, âwait. youâre in love with you or youâre in love with me?â and dennis is like. âmac. i have been sitting in this chiliâs for fourteen hours continuously subsisting on nothing but caesar salad with imitation-egg dressing and fake bacon bits. please do not test my patience.â and mac goes, ââŚokay⌠but you⌠didnât⌠answer the questionâ and dennis sighs and says, âi love you, asshole. i obviously love you.â and then he grabs his water glass and takes a sip and goes, âugh this got really lukewarm while i was asleep can you go flag down a waiter and get him to bring me a new glassâ and macâs like âyeah dude of courseâ
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