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gilmourlover

Take Care ☺️

cat-memes-only

nonbinary-mungojerrie

catboy-jim

depsidase

michigen

i emailed them as a joke and they gave me a scarily realistic response and i was too scared o say anything back

aberrantemotion

i emailed them and i never got a reply, i’d like you to show yours

i-change-too-often

@masochist-incarnate this is the response I got

hungarianator

hundreds, perhaps billions

matobawataru

anyone else get that “i never expected you to say swear words, you’re so innocent” shit from random people you’ve talked to maybe twice

matobawataru

me: so yeah, i’m fuckin–

them: WHOA you know *gets weirdly quiet* the f-word???? you’re so sweet and cute though

me:

tatooineknights

someone: luke skywalker beat darth vader and ended the empire

everyone else in the galaxy:

everyone on tatooine:

hyperewok1

Imagine being the local jock from Toshe Station and turning on the news to learn that the guy you called “Wormie” in desert high school just killed the two most powerful people in the galaxy.

patron-saint-of-emesis

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ruinedchildhood

me finding out who was talking shit about me

saltysalmonella

thexfl-deactivated20220712

tamascotchi-deactivated20190101

Accurate

otherpens

this roast is so good it reached into the future and dragged movies that weren’t even in development yet

whitepeopletwitter

starswallowingsea

*plays assassins creed to study for my ap history exam*

freya-du-loch

This is actually really funny. In high school my humanities teacher told us a story about one of the Europe trips he had gone on with the school a few summers past. So him and the group of kids were in the middle of Rome and the tour guide had gotten lost. They could figure out how to get to some church they were going to see. All of a sudden one of the students like call attention to himself. He says he knows where to go and just start walking around the streets, taking back roads and side streets and within 20 mins they’re at the church they needed to get to. My teacher asks the kid if he has every been to Italy before. He says no, he just knew where to go because he played Assassins Creed Brotherhood.