Im gay

(he/him) 27

[gsirvitor]

[penguinorchestrastuff]

COELACANTH SATURDAY

[justalittlebluetiefling]

The answer to your question: almonds.

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

Let me be clear this was put- this was put into this fuckin questionnaire. To come for me. And I’m gonna explain something:

If you’re at home, and you’re Afraid to tell your gaming group, that you’re a snacker-

I’ve got your back. Okay? -Because its OKAYtofuckinsnack. Alright?

When you’re out there-liSOME OF US

SWEAT

From The

Moment we w-wake up

To The

Moment we go to sleep.

Some of Our

BoOodieeeS

are betraying us Constantly. …i-

wOULD I HAVE CHOSEN?

this

Paper White.

Fur Covered.

Constantly Sweating body?

(cackling)

NO. iwouldn’thave. Does it require

Constant (??)

Almonds?yes.

(guffawing & wheezing)

Almonds All the time. okay?

And I’m not gonna APOLOGIZE becausethesetwofucking

Elevated Beings.

These two. Hovering-uhuh-w-wwhats the wwhatawhatathe Preeeee the:

pre-skeksis

pre-mystic

Light Beings from The Dark Crystal. YOU TWO.

SOME OF US ARE POD PEOPLE. OKAY?

I’m a little

PODLING.

and i NEED to Snack. If I could have

another Mouth. in my back.

(more confused wheezing)

So that I could- the Biggest du-bObsticle in my GMing. Alright? uh huh Is that the same place I

talk from

is where the

food needs to go.

we knowwhattogethim for christmas

a mouth in my back!

a mouth back!

So that I can have a Friend

Shoveling Salami into an open furnace in my torso

while i

Narrate.

…

AND I’M NOT SORRY

I LIKE TO SNACKto answer your question

almonds.

[redandbluebracket]

This might be my favorite submission so far

[nabtime]

ive decided i glow in the dark now

[nabtime]

bioluminescence is a choice

[astromechapunk]

[civilization-illstayrighthere]

[surlifen]

ooomg do you remember me we were created in the same unethical lab! yeah i was like 2 green tubes down from you! i knew you looked familiar

[runningwiththemagpies]

Do you love the colour of the sky?

White

Blue

Yellow

Orange

Black

Black

Purple

Pink

White

Which one?

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2023

[ugli-ly]

if you think about it it's only fair that Character With No Canon Physical Description is declared sexiest man by popular vote. on the Critically Acclaimed Movie That Doesn't Fucking Exist website

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

[sovietnam]

[vixivulpixel]

this is what having cave access from your house in minecraft is like

[firstnameskibidi]

[squeakitties]

Plate: ABSCOND

CUSTOMER: favorite word :)

DMV: HOMESTUCK

VERDICT: DENIED

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

[judgejudyofficial]

enigmatic,

[bi-any-chance]

Love him!

[flagellant]

So long gayboy Im boutta get it! [Walks down the stairs of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant]

[flagellant]

[comes back up covered in lipstick kisses] all of my cells are the wrong one now

[ravensa]

Disco Elysium out there with the real artist experience

[samshepard]

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

[rosemochi]

the fact that all of my mutuals immediately reblogged this from me really says something about all of us, doesn't it

[concerningwolves]

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

[cryoverkiltmilk]