Mac Demarco Erotica

badly written oddly sexual stories about mac demarco - none of the photos belong to me.

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I don't know anyone to share my love for Mac <3 So I'm happy that you exist

oh wow thank you!!

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YAAAAAS FUCKING YES THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS I LOVE YOU

i love u homie stay kool

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i was childhood friends with mac and we used to draw hentai

cool man you should send me some of the hentai if you still have it at [email protected] :’)

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Mac makes me happy in the simplest of ways.  Today, for example, he “borrowed” a kid’s bike and decided to ride it around the neighborhood.  He is the absolute love of my life, how’d I get so lucky as to meet someone like this?  God, he gives good head.... and he loves doing it? He could eat me out for a lot of time without wanting to come up for air so to speak... His tongue and stuff, oh baby, oh man. 

PSA: EVEN WHEN JUST DOING ORAL STUFF IT IS STILL A VERY VERY VERY GOOD IDEA TO USE CONDOMS/DENTAL DAMS.  It is still possible to catch something while just doing things involving mouths... However, if you’re using flavored condoms they are specifically and only meant for oral sex (unless stated otherwise) some of the flavorings they use could give you a yeast infection/other infections, so to be on the safe side keep flavored condoms out of ur orifices unless that orifice is your mouth hole.

stay safe, kids! 

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Mac and I have been together for such a long time now.  He’s the absolute love of my life.  You would say that he’s my heart, but he’s more like my liver.  He keeps my insides okay and makes sure I don’t die from alcohol poisoning. Mac has always been thoughtful like that, he always goes out of his way to make sure that I’m healthy and safe and taken care of.  He cares about me mentally and physically.  I have never loved someone so deeply.  I hope he lets me suck his dick later, I looooooooove sucking dick, especially his.

PSA: Make sure that if you drink you know how much you drink and what you’re drinking.  You can never ever be too careful.  Death is possible with a .30 BAC (Blood Alcohol Concentration).  Be careful, kids.  Stay safe, and never ever ever drink and drive. 

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why h avent i found this earlier thank you and thank you Jesus

oh my you’re welcome!!!! :)

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“oh baby i feel so down and I don’t know why”  god dammit, martha, why are you quoting the strokes at me?  mac says in an exasperated tone.  “mac, my name isn’t martha, and i do feel down” you say softly.  “why do you feel down, love?” mac says, getting slightly more serious.  “i don’t love you any more.  i’m in love with someone else, i’m sorry mac... it’s not you, it’s me.  this was inevitable, i was always meant to fall in love with him, he’s my best friend and i honestly didn’t see it coming, i’m sorry i did this to you, mac.  I hope we can still be friends”  you say.  

mac stands there looking hurt and dumbfounded, as if his entire world had just been shattered around him.  

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i am so glad ur back and writing again

thank you, it took me falling in love and being extremely happy and then abruptly having my heart shattered in order for me to come back to this haha

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“hey baby i’ll come pick you up in five” he says in his sultry sexy voice on the cellular phone.  “ahh, mac! all of this spontaneity what in the heck are we doing?!”  i said excitedly.  “oh baby we’re just gonna surf” “the net” “what? shit! good one babe but no! we’re going to the beach!” “the beach?” “yeah” “cool” “okay, i’ll pick you up soon, be ready” “okay babe” “SMELL YA LATER” “bye mac.....”

he came and picked me up 5 minutes later, just like he said!! we fucked on the beach.  i got some sand in some crevices where no sand should ever be... i’m talkin about places where the sun don’t shine... long story short I got a yeast infection. 

PSA: if you’re planning on beach sex, bring a towel, or a blanket... yeast infections are real and one hundred percent preventable.  If you do become unfavored by the gods and you get an infection of the yeast, please call a doctor.  For mild to moderate symptoms and infrequent episodes of yeast infection, your doctor might recommend:  Short-course vaginal therapy. A one-time application or one-to-three-day regimen of an antifungal cream, ointment, tablet or suppository effectively clears a yeast infection in most cases. ...Single-dose oral medication.  Stay safe, kids!

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“If I was an eloquent speaker, I’d perform a brilliant sonnet confessing my love to you.  If I was a talented artist, I’d make art expressing how I deeply feel but I am not and I cannot and I honestly hope my simple I love you can suffice.”, Mac said while he was staring over at me.  I smiled and told him that his I love you was perfect and that it was more than enough, it was beautiful and mine.  His love was sweet and real...  He loved me as a human being not as an object or an idea, he loved me throughout all of my faults and all of my mistakes.  He genuinely loved me, and I loved him.  I was filled with happiness and love because of him, and I told him that.  I told him that he was the reason for my happiness, but then I realized that it wasn’t true... there was a person who made me happy, don’t get me wrong, he made me happy, but not as much as this other person, my best friend, Aaron, who recently just came back into my life, I was in love with him three years ago and I thought those feelings had faded completely and our friendship would just be platonic... but the feelings I had buried down deep and thought died years ago came back, and I didn’t know what to do.  I was in love with him.  Things were weird for a day or so, I think Mac secretly knew there must be another one I loved, I hadn’t lost his trust and I still did love him... Mac was so good for me, he was wonderful, but Aaron is my best friend and we’ve been through so much together.  I’m in love with them both.  They both are such great people, but I have to choose Aaron.  He’s the one I choose.  “I’m sorry Mac, I still love and care about you and I hope we can still be best friends because I don’t want to lose you, I still want you in my life.”

feelin’ so confused

i don’t know what to do

afraid she might not love me anymore

although she says she does

and hasn’t lost my trust

must be another one

must be another one she loves

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i'd fuck you

;’)

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I'm in love with you!!!

i’m in love with mac,, he is in love with me

i don’t know if he’s into polyamory 

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seriously write more :(

demands............

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plz write like 7000 of these

i would if i could but alas i am only a human

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i'm in love

with me or my slightly erotic and very uncomfortable fan fiction?

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do you write these or find these bc I'm screaming

I write them all, homie.

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It was around 4am on Sunday Morning and I had been drinking alone.  Mac and I were in a pretty big fight earlier, which normally doesn’t happen, we don’t normally argue, and when we do, if it’s serious it’s like the world itself has ended.  I was already pretty sad and mopey and a little too drunk for my own good, I was debating on whether or not I should just throw in the towel and forget about all of it already, so I grabbed my phone, about to tell Mac off completely, and saw that I had received a photo and a few texts.  This picture popped up with “I found your lipstick in my car on the way to the bar, I’m sorry and I miss you…oh brother… sweetheart, i’m feeling so tired, really falling apart… and it just don’t make sense to me, I really don’t know why you stick right next to me wherever I go but you’re mine.”  I  smiled instantly, ordered a pizza, and then texted Pierce asking him to give Mac a ride to my place.

PSA: Sharing lipstick probably isn’t a good idea, it cannot give you STDs but it can give you a higher risk of catching the common cold, the true blue blues-inducing illness.  Watch out.