throw some glitter

macey tanner, at your service. performing arts major. theta phi alpha for life. @maceintheface: has anyone seen my heels from last night?

[claraelliot-blog]

You do you, my sweetheart. I’m just glad to be sitting across from your beautiful, girly, non-male face.

[maceytanner-blog]

"Girly, non-male face"? Let me guess, you're having guy trouble again.

[legrandmatt]

Celebrating the end of your social life for the next few months? I’d say you deserve more than just one drink.

[maceytanner-blog]

My social life is having a funeral fit for a king. Please join me as we feast on cheesecake and cocktails before the grueling workload hits us. Also lets be real, you know I'm already on drink number four.

[maceytanner-blog]

Don't look at me like that. I don't care that it's 2 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. I just got my reading list for this semester, I deserve this drink.

[bossassmitch]

I feel like that might burn off every taste bud I have but I’m too drunk to care. So all I’ll say is: fuck yeah, let’s do it.

[maceytanner-blog]

It's either going to burn off every taste bud or give you alcohol poisoning. I'm betting on the second but hoping for the first. So here's hoping? Open up and I'll go get my lucky pink funnel.

[kotapaul]

It sounds bad, but they’ll all be easy I’m sure. And that’s a lie, Mace, nothing makes one gag like cheap vodka.

[maceytanner-blog]

What is your poison, I mean, major here anyways, Kota? Because if it doesn't make you gag like cheap vodka then I think you might be doing college wrong.

[sarah-bowen-blog]

why.

[sarah-bowen-blog]

… colder doesn’t sound fun at all, shit. I wouldn’t know much about party outfits, but if you’re saying you wore a dress outside in temps colder than this then you’re totally crazy. And that’s coming from me.

[maceytanner-blog]

If you think wearing a dress in these temps is totally crazy, then I'm certifiably insane. Winter a cruel time to be alive when you're someone who loves to show a little leg. With that athletic bod, I could teach you more than a few things about party outfits.

[kotapaul]

I could go over the projects I have to do over the semester… but I think I’m gonna drink.

[maceytanner-blog]

The words 'project' and 'semester' make me gag more than cheap vodka. 

[bossassmitch]

There’s a stupid amount of vodka in me right now. Like. Shit son. I might be more vodka than fucking cells.

[maceytanner-blog]

Have you ever funneled vodka? Because I think we should try that right now. You might die, but I think it'll be worth it.

[sarah-bowen-blog]

why.

Why is it so fucking cold?

[maceytanner-blog]

Shoot, I'm from Boston and I'm so happy the holidays are over so I can be down here and not completely freeze to death. Party outfits are so hard to plan when it's below freezing.

[maceytanner-blog]

OOC:

I'm mobile so no read more~ but I'm gonna be m.i.a. for the rest of the day bc yesterday we had to put my doggy to sleep so today my mom is taking me to the salon and movies to help me feel better Buuuuut since I'm so down in the dumps I'd love to plot with some of you to help me feel better. Feel free to message me if you want to plot with this theta~~~~~

[legrandmatt]

Just in time for the New Year… Good to see you again, Mace.

[maceytanner-blog]

Just in time for the New Year festivities. You know it's not a real party if we're not all here. What trouble do you boys have planned to bring 2015?

[grantmillertime-blog]

Welcome back to the land of the living. I’ve missed your beautiful face.

[maceytanner-blog]

There it is. I was wondering if you were going to wait for me to be back in town five minutes or starting flirting right away.

[claraelliot-blog]

I’m ready to throw something somewhere. Like a brick through a window or a slap through somebody’s face.

But also yes of course I am, come to me my dark princess let me bring you back where you belong. Drunk and in my arms.

[maceytanner-blog]

Did I miss something on holiday vacay? Did Noah fuck up and I missed it? You should throw a brick at his face. I need you to know that your eyebrow game is too strong to put up with anything. 

I'm going to drink until I puke and then you have to sing You Belong With Me softly until I fall asleep. You know the drill.

[sandrastravels]

[claraelliot-blog]

We are going to have the best time tomorrow.

[maceytanner-blog]

Are you ready to throw me over your Amazonian shoulder and carry me home? God, I hope you are.

[phoenixsierra-blog]

Ummmmm, can you not steal my party thunder for like three seconds, please?

[maceytanner-blog]

Ummmmmm, I absolutely cannot. Stealing people's thunders when I walk into the room is kinda what I do. 

[grantmillertime-blog]

Where have you been hiding, Miss Tanner?

[maceytanner-blog]

I've been hiding in a Christmas coma induced by eggnog and whiskey. The New Years light, it burns.