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@machuenkyos
I saw a human today who had the most perfect pregnancy waddle. they were absolutely rotund, but the belly was so tightly compressed to their body that it reminded me of the spheres you draw to mark out the lower abdominal points of articulation. their whole body moved around the mass with such great effort. it was absolutely everything i've ever wanted for my own body.
huge, completely impaired, and carrying on with life.
I hope everyone who had a very specific fetish before they even knew what sex was has a very good day. The isolation you embody as a child because of some innate sense that there's something in you that is Wrong and Gross and Different is deeply traumatizing but I promise you are a full human being deserving of love, healing, and happiness.
WIP :p
If my belly isnât big enough to where people are asking if itâs twins or assuming itâs multiples when in reality itâs just one toddler sized singleton in there then somethingâs not right đ€·đ€·đ€·
every time you realize you canât do something anymore because of youâre growing belly is just so incredibly hot
each one just gets better and better. first when you realize you canât button up a pair of pants anymore. then itâs all your prepregnancy pants. then your shirts and sweatshirts
when you realize you canât bend over the same way anymore, or sleep on your back because your new belly is just too heavy
all leading up to the day you realize youâre far too big, far too weighted down, to get up on your own
I can't stop thinking about situations where the size of someones womb is the only thing preventing them from doing something.
Like reaching for something on the counter, or just out of the reach past their overgrown body. Having to turn to the side to open doors.
Squeezing through the doorway would be fine if it weren't for the septuplets in the way. Widened hips would slide right out if their massive womb weren't jammed between the armrests.
I just love it
May I add some things that my belly causes problems about?
Putting on shoes/bending over. Gymnastic bending is required
Closing the fridge door, must turn sideways
Sitting at desk is a new puzzle every time. Alternately, balancing laptop on my belly so I don't have to sit at my desk
Steering wheel vs belly
Getting out of a low riding car is terrible. No leverage, the slide-and-up movement is impossible when I'm heavily pregnant
You are correct that counter tops are terrible
The balance and bending needed to put on pants is frankly cruel
Carrying laundry baskets is a new adventure
Trying to sleep when youâre heavily pregnant with a monster. Itâs already grown massive, way bigger than any human pregnancy could possibly be. Stretching your belly painfully tight to accommodate it, the outline of its shape visible under the skin. You can feel it constantly pressed against your flesh. Whatever parts are hard or soft. Itâa nearly enough to guess what it might look like. Its sheer size alone makes it hard to manage, almost unbelievable that this thing is supposed to be an unborn baby.
No matter what position you try to sleep in, the baby gets in the way. Laying on your back seems like the natural option, but it weighs so heavy on you that youâre worried you might be trapped underneath it. Itâs already so heavy that the walk to your bed was full of panting and grunting, holding your belly for support as you slowly waddled to your room. It may be a better option to just sleep while laying back.
And even if you are tired enough to sleep, the baby wonât let you. Itâs far too active. Your belly bulges and stretches dramatically as the baby wriggles inside. You can hear the squelching and squishing even from outside, and what you think are growls. Maybe its movements would have been barely noticeable in something that was big enough to carry it, but your human body is way too small. You know better than to try to force it to stay still, or youâll only make it thrash against you. All you can do is helplessly watch your painfully roiling belly, and maybe plead in vain for the baby to settle down. You squirm in place, desperately wanting to crawl away from the intense sensation, as if itâs hard to believe that this thing is inside you somehow
Fortunately, the baby will eventually stop, so you can sleep as well. When you awake again, the first thing youâll be greeted with is your obtrusively huge pregnancy again. No movements inside for now. You get to relax for a bit until it wakes up again, as much as possible as your belly faintly gurgles its complaints about such a massive intrusion.
round belly under big hoodie, you know?
when the hoodie starts to become tight around their belly and only their belly
Forty weeks isn't long enough.
Pregnancy is such a brief, fast, and arduous time. There is little chance to enjoy it to the fullest. You only get to see a belly full to the brim for a few months or less. And worst of all, labor could come about early, which means that the lovely baby bump ends up missing out on prime roundness.
Either pregnancies should slow down or last longer. If they slow down, there's a lot of opportunity to get used to having a big bump. Forty weeks becomes eighty instead, creating a more steady transition for the body to stretch and accommodate that new center of mass. Plus more time for shopping and getting the nursery ready!
But a pregnancy that lasts longer also makes sense. Humans are already born earlier than they should be. If we gestate a bit longer, there's more time to enjoy that extra growth and ensure a healthy offspring. Plus, imagine looking ready to pop out triplets when really it's just one baby that's been baking for sixty weeks and still has some growing to do.
Why are we not funding this???
pregnant belly so big it sways ever so slightly as the carrier walks đ„ł
Concept: being so painfully, massively pregnant that you look like youâre going to pop and youâre only in your first trimester
Imagining running into someone I know and it hasnât even been very long since we last saw each other. The last time they saw me I didnât even look pregnant, but at only 11 weeks Iâve already packed on around 25 pounds and my belly is jutting out between my shirt and waistline (Iâm growing so quickly I canât keep up with replacing my clothes). Iâve gone up 3 cup sizes (at least) and my lovehandles are oozing over my pants. When I walk my thighs rub together even with my gait widened. Iâm undeniably knocked up.
âUhâŠermâŠâ they stammer, trying not to be rude as they stare at my exposed, stretchmarked bump. âAre youâŠ? I meanâŠI just saw you! How are you so, umâŠâ
âBig?â I finish for them, pointlessly tugging on the hem of my shirt; it barely has enough stretch left to cover another inch and snaps back the moment I release it.
My stomach snarls audibly, churning like a bag of rocks. I blush in embarrassment, both at the sound and how absurdly massive I look.
âYeah,â I say. âIâm pregnant. Like, really, really, REALLY pregnant.â
Anyone trying to pump me so full I canât even pleasure myself anymore?
as a child i assumed that marthaâs vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha
after the train, crow's having trouble fitting in his clothes, so the boys take him shopping
imagine walking around heavily pregnant and just being able to feel the head like a ball joint in your hips wherever you go, heavy and grinding downwards with every move
My part of a trade with @doombeez
Based on his blazing hot fanfic đŠâđ„ He also wrote a fic about Kellan and Lira as his half of the trade!
i love, love the idea of being a full, hot, and exhausted mama. just so big and round, belly taut and packed with babies. my clothes barely fit anymore, its cute how i attempt at decency even with a bulging baby bump. my cheeks are almost always flushed, a hand always on my lower back as i waddle around.
sitting down and having to always lean back to give the bump all the room, spreading my thighs so that ball of a belly drops down in that space with a deliciously heavy pull. i feel so hot and squirmy thinking about being at the latest of my pregnancy I could be. at my heaviest and roundest, with a lover who loves my belly just as much as me <3
