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CHRIS EVANS at the 2024 Vanity Fair Oscar Party
C: True. Well look at you. Dodger is gonna love that. I don't make hime homemade treats. Sometimes fans send him some or give me some for him but I never have the time.
L: i've been known to whip them up from time to time. i can cook for dogs its the food for human's ive been working on my whole life, still not there yet. probably good you're cooking. fans send them? i'm not shocked, haha.
C: Well you can cook the dog food and I'll handle the people food. If you really want to learn to cook my ma would love to teach you.
C: Wednesday it is. I..can't even lie and say I'm not easy because we both know I am. Just bring yourself and if you want in on Dodgers good side maybe some treats.
L: if you ask me, there's a LOT of other worse things you could be rather than easy, so i'm not complaining. speaking of cooking, i actually made some dog treats for christmas for my friends and frankie, and i was already planning on bringing some for him, so i'm already way ahead of you.
C: True. Well look at you. Dodger is gonna love that. I don't make hime homemade treats. Sometimes fans send him some or give me some for him but I never have the time.
C: Why on earth would I not have your number saved. It's been awhile but my schedule got a little crazy and then rumors started swirling and I decided to keep a low profile. Sorry I haven't reached out.
C: Wednesday it is. I..can't even lie and say I'm not easy because we both know I am. Just bring yourself and if you want in on Dodgers good side maybe some treats.
C: Why on earth would I not have your number saved. It's been awhile but my schedule got a little crazy and then rumors started swirling and I decided to keep a low profile. Sorry I haven't reached out.
L: well i also got busy and sort of fell off the face of the earth with some family stuff, then work. so trust me, i get it. i thought maybe you..idk purged it for space? tired of the mystique? haha. but glad you didn't, don't applogize, maybe we have disapearing in common.
C: Well it's a new year and we can both do with making more of an effort. So how about dinner on Wednesday. I'll cook.
txtāchris
L: hi! so, full transparancy? i wasn't going to send this, but i figured i'd try and shoot my shot again in the new year and see if you still had my number saved bc..why not? if not, no worries bc at least you won't actually know who this crazy person is texting you. @chrisevansrp
C: Why on earth would I not have your number saved. It's been awhile but my schedule got a little crazy and then rumors started swirling and I decided to keep a low profile. Sorry I haven't reached out.
@chrisevansrp
Can you stop posting thirst traps sir? I'm newly single and shouldn't be staring like this.
Should I just start putting a paper bag over my head?
No way! You're just insanely handsome it'd be a waste of a paper bag. I bet you're used to hearing that though. This is me trying to flirt and failing.
Not so much lately actually. I think my sex appeal is wearing of. Who said you're failing? As the subject of said flirting I think I get to make that call.
@chrisevansrp
Can you stop posting thirst traps sir? I'm newly single and shouldn't be staring like this.
Should I just start putting a paper bag over my head?
Chris
vandervoort-not-vanderbiltā:
The best? Your putting an awful lot of pressure on yourself with these claims, whenās all this gonna go down?
I stand by my statement 1000%. Iām also realizing that you get more out of this deal than I do but it is what it is. You tell me when you have some time.
vandervoort-not-vanderbiltā:
That sounds like a pretty damn good deal because I donāt think I can see any losers in it. So youāre on. I could eat like 10 cannoliās at any given minute.
I can introduce you to the best Cannoliās you will ever taste.Ā
vandervoort-not-vanderbiltā:
Wow, and you came out the gate that hot? You werenāt lying, you Bostonians are very clearly passionate. Food IS important, thatās the main point in all of this. Do you wanna know a secret? In Canada, we just call it bacon.Ā
Okay fine. Iāll make you a deal iāll give Canandian pizza an honest open minded try but you have to a Boston Cannoli.Ā
vandervoort-not-vanderbiltā:
When was the last time you even had Canadian pizza? Can you really be that sure? Because I can come up with two chains and about ten other places that would make you WEEP into your Boston pie, sir. But a lot can be said over your first red flag about me coming about over the topic of pizza, all things considered.
Not sure i ever had it to be honest. Food is important. I will say Canandian Bacon is the best bacon.
vandervoort-not-vanderbiltā:
Since Iāve spent this last year going back and forth between Toronto and Los Angeles full-time, itās made me realize just how different cuisines can be between the two. Like, the Chinese food in LA beats any of the Chinese Iāve ever had in my homeland by miles. But then Toronto takes the cake when it comes to pizza ā and yes, Iām aware that last comment is super bold, but I said what I said! All of this to publicly admit that either I need to write my own Canadian/American food guide, or just need to start cooking more at home for myself.
I just...my brain blanked out after you said Canandian pizza is the best. I can not accept that. I donāt know if we can hang out anymore. You can not say that to someone from Boston. You have to lie to them. Our egos are fragile.
CHRIS EVANS as Cole Turner in Ghosted (2023)
vandervoort-not-vanderbiltā:
āBest in the world, huh? I think I know some other New Englanders who might disagree with you on that one,ā she smirked,Ā āBut i get rooting for the home team. Canāt say I watch a ton of baseball, but when I do, gotta go with the Jays being a Toronto girl, myself.ā she responded, finding the banter coming more and more easy as they went on. Which Laura would probably find perplexing when she thought back on it all later, all things considered. Sure the first night theyād met might NOT have been one of her finer hours. She didnāt remember much from it, but that statement alone spoke volumes. She wasnāt normally the type to get that messed up.Ā āAnd yanno, just so itās out there,ā the blonde went on,Ā āThat nightā¦that wasnāt really on the list of normal nights for me. So this isā¦all pretty crazy,ā she laughed, finally getting it out there.Ā āI feel silly saying that because Iām sure most people in this sort of situation would try to save face, but I honestly donāt normally drink that much, yanno?ā The actress had been going through a rough time last year.Ā āBut, I havenāt given up completely, so yea. Tomorrow at 5 works.ā
āTheyād be wrong. The Red Socks are the best and itās not just because Iām from Boston. Theyāre just the best period. They have the best record in baseball. Iām a firm believer people can like whatever team they want. There has to be a loser, doesnāt there?ā He joked.Ā āThat makes sense. And hey not a terrible team. Won the world series back to back in 92 and 93.ā He knew how she was feeling, nervous and slightly embarrassed byt eh whole situation but he hoped he could at least make her feel slightly less uncomfortable about it.Ā āI get it. We all make out of character choices sometimes. It doesnāt make me think any less of you. I mean I was in the same boat. So if I was thinking it about you Iād have to think it about me too. Not normally the first impression I like to leave people with.ā Chris pulled his phone out of his pocket and handed it to her,Ā āPut your number in and Iāll call you.ā He was going to have to grab Dodger some treats before he left the store. He really was the best wingman a guy could ask for.
vandervoort-not-vanderbiltā:
The blonde listened on as he laid out the rules of the hat in amusement.Ā āAnd here little ole Canadian me thought it was just a hat. I guess you do learn something new every day,ā she told him with a laugh.Ā āBut does this mean I owe you a Boston lager now? You know, so you can officially say goodbye to it?ā she questioned with a smirk. It was weird. One minute sheād been in shock over the fact that he was even talking to her, never-mind the fact this big and long awaited revelation was revealed, and the next she was having this easy banter with him.Ā And her nerves seemed to be calmed even further when he told her it wasnāt a pity date. She figured if he was anything like her, the events of that night puzzled him since it had happened. But she didnāt want him to feel like he owed her anything in the long run. Her cheeks flushed at his compliments. When sheād left the house in her yoga pants this morning, never did she think sheād be where she was right now.Ā ā No,ā she said, looking down at the ground for a brief moment before looking back up at him,Ā āThis isnāt me saying Iām not interested. I just wanted to give you an out if you wanted one. Kind of glad you didnāt take it.ā she told him.Ā āIām in town for a little bit, so if youāre serious, then yea. Letās go out. I mean hey, clearly we hit it off before, right?ā
Chris held a hand over his heart in mock shock at her words.Ā āJust a hat? That hat represent only the single greatest baseball teams in the country, not to mention the best city in the world. I hardly ever get to go there but I still have a house there. Have to keep my roots firmly planted.ā Nodding,Ā āIt does. Sam Adams for two so we can properly pass the hat along.ā This whole situation had to be weird for her because it was still a crazy situation to him. Running into your one night stand that you can barely remember from a year ago and all because of a hat. Maybe it was a lucky hat. Only time would tell. He didnāt know where he had gotten the nerve to be so forward with her, so open. Sure he was always polite and well mannered but he didnāt normally share so much about himself to strangers. But it felt weird to think of her as a stranger. Which in of itself was weird because it was a one night stand. Heād had one night stands before and even run into some of them again but heād never gone up to them and asked them on a date. Chuckling he nodded,Ā āTomorrow 5 oāclock. 71 Above.ā