Alcohollyics Annoymous

Holly. 23. Part small dog part wiz khalifa.

[belleevangeline]

Real gender equality

[distinguishedbaloney]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.

Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes. 

[gor-mu]

you ever drink a little too much red wine and end up feeling like this

[infomercial]

happy mother’s day to miss honey from matilda

[phuggish]

“50/50”

[1o9]

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

remember wgen the eggplant emoji meant …. well … *blushes and runs off* **a crow pecks at phone and sends this post**

jdjdicoockgkrkr <<crow message

[ventrue]

where am i

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

where you belong

[arabwife]

if u can’t handle me at my worst, u don’t deserve me at my longest yeah boi ever

[teathattast]

[tahthetrickster]

dave benjamin barnes and buster jerry noble

[should-be-sleeping]

And they’re roommates.

[professorsparklepants]

Oh my god they were roommates

[teenscoolest]

[strange-aeons]

broke: mom friend 

woke: spinster aunt friend 

[sonypraystation]

me since graduating 

[m--xx]

Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real

[tinderfinds]

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to me.

[pedrc-pascal-archived]

#YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

[mysharona1987]

Them swapping clothes here is something I would genuinely want to see, tho.

Grunge Beyonce. 

Ed in a big pink floaty dress.

You are lying if you say you don’t want this.