Lachesisms

Each minor problem like a grain of sand, and every night I inherit the desert. Hi, I'm some gay dude who writes sometimes.

[parksandrex]

[fullmoonfireball]

[prokopetz]

The principal difficulty of having a Pokémon pick up your groceries for you isn’t getting it to understand the concept of a grocery list, but getting it to understand the concept of capitalism.

One might assume that Meowth is the exception, given that Meowth is literally the capitalism Pokémon; the trouble here is that, while Meowth does understand capitalism, Meowth also understands shoplifting.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So I should send Meowth then

[pjackk]

My panis is rusted iron nub so nobody really gives a shit about it

[deadpansasser]

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[deadpansasser]

[kyriathanatos]

I WAS HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS AND WE STARTED SEARCHING [KINK] SHIRT ON AMAZON AND FOUND THIS

SLUT WIFE CUCKOLD LIFE YAKUZA FONT SHIRT

[girlnephew]

[gredi-bird]

"they killed Shinzo Abe with that" needs to be the spiritual successor to "they beat Jesus with that"

[that-house]

@kiiingsnake soooo true

[jame7t]

What the fuck? You mean I have to walk an entire mile in this idiot who I hate’s shoes? This sucks

[jame7t]

nevermind this rocks

[sweatermuppet]

cannot stop saying "dude im always saying this" after a friend says the most highly specific never-before said sentence

[nyadversary]

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

[nyadversary]

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

[nyadversary]

i have terrible news about the economy

they raised the price of monster bang :(

[glitchgirlgasm]

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

[plumped-up-furrys-deactivated20]

monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

motion capture actress 曦曦鱼sakana shows how npc moves in early games, common games and next-gen games.

[jame7t]

Tricko's Treat

not falling for this shit two years in a row.

go to the big empty room where regret manifests physically and can approach you with a malicious manner.

[cryptotheism]

Dude come on

[cryptotheism]

This sucks

[cryptotheism]

Is regret supposed to look like mario

[veeranger]

gohan is the funniest ever version of a burnt out gifted kid because the thing he’s burnt out on is having superpowered martial arts abilities. by every other metric he’s a very stable and successful adult man but nobody in his life except his wife and mother care about that shit, and they all call him a washed up loser because he doesn’t want to shoot energy beams at aliens anymore.

[luvil10-deactivated20240206]

Charlie Kelly

[milfmoder]

I think sometimes cbt is a load of bullshit but once in a while you'll just effortlessly parry a thought that's trying to make you spiral and it feels so good. I've done it like 4 times tonight.

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Did you mean CBD or are you talking about cock and ball torture

[milfmoder]

Yes if you beat the shit out of your nutsack you won't ever feel sad again. This is medical advice.

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Hold on I'm gonna try this

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

[notvoid]

[vonkarmic]

[buddwyer]

AITA? My doctor said I needed a COVID test and had me pee on a stick that he put in his pocket before asking me to leave.

[scenebetween-deactivated2023123]

Sorry i just saw the words COVID test and got so honry i passed out!

[buddwyer]

Can we please stay on topic here

[scenebetween-deactivated2023123]

YTA

[spicyblogger2]

Hope my roommates like the new shower curtains I got