I am a McBoneHead

✧*✧ﾟ ･ﾟ * I have nothing to offer you but shit memes and soap box feminism~* :･ﾟ ✧ﾟ･: *

[magical-girlll]

[beemovieerotica]

[beemovieerotica]

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[oneheadtoanother]

[dogpuppy]

“hi welcome to gas station what can I get for you?”

“yeah can I get drinks?”

“absolutely, do you want honey bun or just drinks?”

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the honey bun. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the honey bun would be great”

[thanksiloveyou]

2014 average url: tumblring-in-the-tardis

2026 average url: weemp

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[kosmogrl]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[quextionmarks]

i love scrolling past x reader fics

[quextionmarks]

he is NOT doing that to me