Welcome To My Twisted Mind

Can You Tell I Like Depth-Charge? Pronouns are It/They/He/She Profile picture is by My BFF @proxyrose-lilith

[thegremlinnnn]

are you happy with yourselves, rdc shippers? fuck you. all of you. thousands times.

[the-muppet-joker]

Imagine working as a clown, and you're absolutely bombing your performance. You're juggling your balls all over the floor, you're slipping on your own little clown props, you're honking your little nose without even meaning to. And no one is laughing. There's only one person in the audience. His clown makeup is far more handsom than yours. His purple suit is tight, leaving nothing to the imagination. He green hair. The Joker walks over, leans over your frail clown body, sneering. "Not very funny," he chuckles darkly. You honk meekly, presenting your Clown Hole in submission as you are overwhelmed by his superior clown pheromones and musk. And then. And then he pulls it out. He pulls out his j

[just-sans-things]

baby ants literally drink milk out of little cups and everything and go to school and shit but rfk jr wont let you know about it because hes scared theyll do something to him

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[sparkytheandroid]

life feels exactly like this now

[the-muppet-joker]

This corndog gort mee fuckde up

[punkitt-is-here]

just found out that one of susies easter egg haircuts in one of the fights gives her locs we win again let's fucking goooooo

[punkitt-is-here]

i am delighted that we are all so excited for black susie

[pangur-and-grim]

alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks

[pangur-and-grim]

that's insane. we need to change this

[sudaca-swag]

the countries they're calling the racist hellholes vs the actual racist hellholes

[badassdemonsword]

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

wtf were you gonna say

[redhotarsenic]

Please respect my privacy

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

my deepest apologies

[redhotarsenic]

I forgive you

[redhotarsenic]

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“Egg”

[dear-julien]

Primadonna worm all i ever wanted was to squirm

[log6]

just the other day I was like I want some dick from a fat man

[anglaised]

and then what happened?

[log6]

I suffered in silence

[fatduckcake]

Rest in peace Sam

You were a massive part of my childhood and pioneered my love of birds through jurassic park.

[ess-jay-oh]

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If safe to do so, turn off any hidden device before the scheduled test and only switch it back on after the test period has ended.

A national test alert will be sent at 2pm (AEST) on 27 July 2026.

[daintyartisan]

High Fashion SpongeBob by WISDOM KAYE (2023)

[awfulsquad]

[pastelclownkitty]

MY OVARIES!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

THEYRE COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOU COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

yeah no i dont care if i have 121 followers youre not doing that to me

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Common Clownfish

Amphiprion ocellaris

[pastelclownkitty]

you know what. i may be getting jumped by tumblrians but at least i have my clownfish. its me and you against the world buddy

[levil0vesyou]

Our clownfish

[pastelclownkitty]

I CANT HAVE ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKIBG WORLD

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr