Almost...not quite. Soon, maybe

I've never met a bread i didn't like *sidebar image by @justin-ripley* ST: startrekqueer SW: poedameronpoe

[albertserra]

well u know what they say. diet mountain dew baby new york city

[memewhore]

[okiitos]

@wafflehousecoffee absolute golden tags

[grox]

[dykeisagender-deactivated202305]

one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover

[getalittlemoreclosetome]

a friend of mine once went to order a beefy bean and cheese burrito but ordered a “beedo beedo” instead and i think of it every time i go to taco bell

[cryptid-sighting]

[anthropoetics]

being in the pool while it’s raining should be considered an emotion

[msburgundy]

that emotion is called Being A Frog

[weirdvector]

[blossomfully]

Sue Zhao

[rrr913]

“Five minutes of peace”

Rob Pointon

[wellwaterhysteria]

a very quick poem i just wrote, made from excerpts of texts my mum has sent me this year.

[wellwaterhysteria]

HELLO???

[peelingmandarins]

““Plants and animals don’t fight the winter; they don’t pretend it’s not happening and attempt to carry on living the same lives that they lived in the summer. They prepare. They adapt. They perform extraordinary acts of metamorphosis to get them through. Winter is a time of withdrawing from the world, maximizing scant resources, carrying out acts of brutal efficiency and vanishing from sight; but that’s where the transformation occurs. Winter is not the death of the life cycle, but it crucible.””

— Katherine May, Wintering: The Power of Rest and Retreat in Difficult Times (via)

[sunnnliwx]

I think they talking about legally blonde or something

[sundaynightfilms]

Faces Places, 2017

[chongoblog]

Twitter update for those of you wise enough to be staying away.

So Elon found that the app was running slow, and was then corrected live on Twitter by an employee.

As you might imagine, our special boy took this very well

But we’re not done yet! Because I’m sure you’re wondering “how on earth did he end up making it so that Twitter’s no longer slow?”

Well before the guy was fired, he was asked what his take was:

So AFTER he was fired

(and if you don’t quite get the technobabble, basically Elon stole his idea)

But wait, we’re still not done!

He mentioned that he would be turning off a bunch of “bloatware”, yeah? You don’t think he authorized them shutting off something really important like, say, two-factor authentication, do you?

Nahhhhhh, I’m just messing with you! He didn’t deactivate two-factor authentication and open a huge security risk! Don’t worry, everyone’s Twitter account is still secure on that front!

So secure in fact:

That he DID turn off the microservice for sending your phone the 2FA confirmation code.

Elon has owned this website for a little over two weeks

[grumpy-gh0st]

Being an adult woman is just like “oh my tummy hurts” “oh my head hurts” “oh the burden of being alive is so heavy today” and then carrying on with your day.

[pointnclick]

i want to be a vampire so bad. it would open up a whole new world of procrastination. puts off finishing a novel for 100 years. i don’t do the dishes for 20. oh wait i don’t have dishes because i suck blood. another fucking win

[fairycosmos]

in all seriousness it's very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it's irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience

[vivienvalentino]

MATTHEW LILLARD Senseless, 1998

[rylandgraces]

Sleeping with Other People (2015) dir. Leslye Headland