[givewaytopassingbikes]

at the request of @rise-ha... who's more attractive? remember, you're meant to be as vain as possible here. just appearance, and just in recent years. i don't want to hear nothing about 2000s vale

poll time

max verstappen

valentino rossi

Remaining time: 14 hours 18 minutes

pics under the cut

sorry max clears jaj

[givewaytopassingbikes]

someone accidentally voted for vale, one vote from his section will be deducted and added to max

[rise-ha]

be serious people

this

vs

[mad-ass-rabbits]

is kendall fabio's "look how much i like women" go to answer orrrr

[sammyche]

back when maximo was smol

[begaydomotogp]

mother in distress at potentially having to pick a favorite among his many children

[kingofthering]

GOIANIA 2026 | Some severe height difference going on in that Moto2 front row.

[miklii]

observing...

[begaydomotogp]

MARC DONT DO THIS TO ME YOURE NOT RETIRING YET

and what do you mean by putting cele on the vr46 team “I have too much information” how and why do you have this information about the academy boys specifically🤨just wondering….

putting luca on the vr46 team….and if I said this was part of a larger game between them what then

not him putting jorge on the ducati factory team then immediately going oh wait and moving him😭let him get up damn

pecco and alex would be a good team mhm mhm noted noted

[kingofthering]

COTA 2026 | Jorge Martin crashes out of his celebratory wheelie after the sprint.

[bcabyu]

More Fabio di Giannantonio and Alex

The tiktok had this tagged as Thailand gp

[givewaytopassingbikes]

i want marc to win the title partially for the influx of rosquez hate sex/ reconciliation sex fics that will hit the scene, but i think it'd be WAY funnier if jorge martin won it

[bikefuckersoftheworldunite]

☠️ sete is an honorary italian. the spanish don't deserve him

he agrees afsfdgfhhkhkk

[kingofthering]

SACHSENRING 2026 | Pol Espargaro with Dani Holgado in parc fermé after the race.

[wanderinghalo27]

Rider Heights

Okay let's try and figure out what these guys' actual heights are, from shortest to tallest

Enea:

His official profile says 168cm, but I've been told he's closer to 165 irl, however I'm gonna put him at 167cm because his gap to Marc (169cm) isn't very much

Jorge:

Official profile says 169cm, same as Enea, but it's actually.... really hard to tell how tall he is? There's several photos that make him look SHORTER than Enea??? For the sake of simplicity, I'm putting him at 167cm

Diogo:

His official profile says he's 169cm, same as Marc, but.... some videos and pics suggest he might be shorter than him...? Hard to tell because they're in regular clothes and Marc likes to wear chunky shoes, but there's honestly not a lot of pics of Diogo with other riders (and some of the pics with Marc are from when Diogo might have still been in the last stages of puberty lmao) so I'm just putting him at 168cm

Marc:

Officially 169cm, although the fucker's claimed to be 167 once, but I'm pretty sure he's 169cm since he's taller than Jorge and Enea and maybe very slightly Diogo, and it would line up pretty well with Pecco's 176cm

Ai:

His profile says he's 169cm and I'm inclined to believe it as he seems to be the same height as Marc (if you can see through the blurriness)

Brad:

His profile says he's 170cm, however that would mean that he's only a centimeter shorter than Pedro which doesn't seem to be the case... but I think this might actually be a case of Pedro being taller than what he's listed? As comparing pics with the other shorter riders, Brad seems to be just a little taller so it's safe to say he's around 170cm

Johann:

He's listed as 171cm on his official profile, but from what I can in the limited pics I could find, I think he's a bit shorter than Mav? The old man's got bad posture tho so it's kind of hard to tell.... but I'd say he's 170cm

Maverick:

His official profile says he's 171cm, which is apparently the same height as Jorge Lorenzo of whom he is for sure shorter than, so one of them is lying. I'm pretty sure it's Jorge tho as comparing pics with Marc it seems like Mav has the same height gap to him that Brad does, with maybe a slight bit more over Brad, so I'd say he's 171cm

Bez:

The official height that probably gets talked about the most as it's listed as 176cm, HOWEVER his academy site profile lists him as 171cm which would line up with him being roughly the same height as Mav

Pedro:

This man is absolutely not 171cm, he's very noticeably taller than Brad lol. Comparing pics of Jack (173cm) to Brad, it seems to be a similar height gap with maybe a centimeter give or take, so..... I'll say 173cm since in the one pic I could find of them together, Jack and Pedro seem to be the almost same height if you account for Pedro's slouch (don't mind how awful of a screenshot this is lmao)

Jack:

He's listed as 173cm, although if we're going off of Pedro being 173 then it seems like Jack might be a tiny bit taller? Notably, he's got long legs as his pelvis seems to start roughly at the same height as Fermin's, but he's very clearly an inch shorter than Pecco..... I'm gonna say a tentative 174cm

Franky:

His profile says he's 176cm which is the same height as Pecco, which looks about correct, maybe Pecco's a bit taller?

Diggia:

His profile says he's 177cm, but I'm almost 100% sure he's exactly the same height as Franky so I'm saying he's 176cm

Raul:

Apparently this man is way taller than I thought as his profile says he's 178cm, although I don't think this is quite right? I'm gonna say he's 176cm as he seems to be the same height as Diggia

Alex Rins:

He's listed as 176cm, same height as Pecco as well, maybe a tiny bit shorter, and this seems to be true

Pecco:

He's officially listed as 176cm, and that should be correct, although I'm kinda torn about whether he might be 177cm instead because of his gap to Jack.... I'm gonna say 177cm

Fabio:

His profile says he's 177cm, but.... I think he's slightly taller than that? I'm gonna say he's actually 178cm but tbh he might be 179

Alex Marquez:

Officially he's listed as 180cm and you should probably know that I don't really know what a centimeter looks like as an american so......... anyways 180cm seems believable as he's slightly, but noticeably taller than Fabio

Joan:

His official profile says he's 181cm, same as Fermin (lowkey I didn't realize he's so tall...) however I'm pretty sure he's shorter than Fermin even counting Fermin's chunky ass shoes lol, so I'm gonna say he's 180cm, same as Alex

Fermin:

His profile says he's 181cm which looks about right when standing next to Alex in gear (aka shoes with the similar sole sizes)

Luca:

He's officially listed as 184cm, and it looks... about right? I think? if 4 cm is like an inch and a half that's looks like his height gap to Alex?? Give or take a centimeter, but I'll say 184cm is correct

Toprak:

His profile says he's 185cm and honestly, similar to Diogo, he's tough to compare to other riders just because he doesn't have a lot of photos with them, so because of that I'm willing to believe 185cm is accurate

[multiseb21]

would love to see what your drafts look like lol

look at this slop and now imagine approximately 70 more drafts in the same state of disarray

[mad-ass-rabbits]

not to be too parasocial but the way alex speaks about weight (ie in the ig posts tiktok) is so :((

[mad-ass-rabbits]

Alex and Marc’s first ig posts featuring each other, a fork found in the kitchen

[mad-ass-rabbits]

For some reason jmart knowing exactly what his first ever ig post is is cracking me up