The Maddest of Hatters

No room, no room, absolutely NO room! Hello there, let me introduce you to myself, that is to say, let us be introduced by me. I am called the Mad Hatter, but you can call me the Mad Hatter. Before you take a seat, let me just say that you may not take a seat unless you already have, in which case it is therefore of utmost importance that you never do not stand up. Well, why are you still standing? Part of Disney Enchanted Roleplay

[personalhealthcare-companio-blog]

“Please remember- letting out your emotions is very healthy, but it is best to do so in positive manners. 

[mad-man-with-a-hat]

Hatter nodded sagely. “Words to live by,” he said. “One most control their emotions, or face the consequences of letting their emotions control them.”

[mad-man-with-a-hat]

The Zen Hatter

((For the duration of October, all new threads will feature “good” Hatter. That is to say, instead of being an agent of chaos, Hatter shall become a beacon of peace and tranquility. All threads will be tagged “zen” if their part of the event, while old threads and asks will remain the same.))

[mad-man-with-a-hat]

WHAT IF I DONT LIKE TEA

“It sounds like your doing something wrong. Have you tried every type of tea? Black, green, white, oolong, rooibos, mate, herbal, jasmine, sleepy-time, earl grey, iced, sweet, peach, green rooibos, spiced cider, coffee, et cetera and such. Also note that flavor is altered by steeping time and by adding creme and sugar. Both amount and type, mind you. In fact, some tea is absolutely terrible without a splash of milk and two spoonfuls of sugar. But until you’ve tried every type of tea, I will have no more of this crazy talk, understood?”

[mad-man-with-a-hat]

"YOU! You're the cause of all this!?"

Hatter beamed proudly as the visitor approached. “Aww. Well, shucks, thanks for noticing. And here I thought no one would figure out it was me who replaced all the drinking water with earl grey tea. It is perhaps my finest work!”

At this, Hatter stood up in his chair. With flourished movements, he removed his hat and took a deep bow. But instead of returning to his seat when he had finished, he instead rolled headfirst onto the table, ending up in a cross-legged position surrounded by broken tea ware and crushed cookies.

“Nope, nothing gets by you! Tea?” he offered.

[sheismynewdream-deactivated2019]

     “…You do not even know where you got the all of that tea from to b ring here?” Eugene then realized that this was not really even an important part of the situation, and one of his hands raised to rub his temples. What was he suppose to DO with this person? The hatter did not seem like one to listen to good reason, but he decided to try anyway, “Just.. look, fellow, you do not go around during everyone’s water to tea, alright. You ask to make tea for someone, or in this case you ask A LOT of people, first.”

[mad-man-with-a-hat]

Hatter listened intently to Eugene’s comments, nodding with interest. When the prince finished, he took a moment to scratch his chin and process the words. “So you’re saying that we should ask people before we turn their water into tea. Very well, then, I accept! Let’s start as soon as possible, maybe we can ask everyone in the town before sunset.”

[warmheartedsnowqueen]

"Is this your home?"

     “Yes, it is… Is this your first visit to Arendelle?”

[warmheartedsnowqueen]

    …Oh dear. This man suddenly seemed much less sane to the Queen, as she had never seen such before! However, considering her own abilities and even creations with said abilities, she did not wish to offend. Perhaps she was wrong in assuming he was crazy, maybe he had just seen them before where as most did not. He did say they blended in with things.

     “I am afraid if I have seen them before, I did not know I had… I am sorry I cannot be of more help,” the Queen replied with a soft sigh.

[mad-man-with-a-hat]

“No need to be sorry,” Hatter said, waving his hand as though he were waving away the apology. “Since, in fact, you CAN be of more help! You see, while I was searching for ottomans in your home, I grew quite fond of the rustic design. All timber and long triangles! And the winters here must be beautiful! I’d like to know your price.”

[trxlleytrxubles-deactivated2016]

     “Halloween’s comin’ up soon, isn’t it?”

[mad-man-with-a-hat]

“I think you may be a little confused. Halloween was last year. You’ve already missed it!”

[hoistupthesail-deactivated20200]

    𝒲𝑒 𝒶𝓉 𝒟.𝐸.𝑅.𝒫. are a very welcoming group, and we focus on having fun and enjoying the relationships built by our muses, good and bad, rather than on length or text formatting. But we are looking for more of the characters from our members’ canons, or many other main roles, including:

Disney Villains Peter Pan & characters from his film Princesses and Princes Classic Toons such as Goofy & Pete Alice & characters from Wonderland Shego & Other side characters

    And multiple others which are available and strongly wanted by our members! Here is an invitation for you to give our group a look-see; it could be you’ll find a character you’ve always wanted to play is open and needed~

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[mad-man-with-a-hat]

"YOU! You're the cause of all this!?"

Hatter beamed proudly as the visitor approached. “Aww. Well, shucks, thanks for noticing. And here I thought no one would figure out it was me who replaced all the drinking water with earl grey tea. It is perhaps my finest work!”

At this, Hatter stood up in his chair. With flourished movements, he removed his hat and took a deep bow. But instead of returning to his seat when he had finished, he instead rolled headfirst onto the table, ending up in a cross-legged position surrounded by broken tea ware and crushed cookies.

“Nope, nothing gets by you! Tea?” he offered.

[sheismynewdream-deactivated2019]

mad-man-with-a-hat:

“Well that IS a funny story,” Hatter said as he settled in for the explanation. “It all started last week at the grocery store. I was comparing the prices of different pasta brands when a song started playing that I vaguely recognized. It was one of those catchy numbers from the eighties, probably featured in its own movie. When I got home, I looked through all of my records, and I found one that I had never listened to before. But when I checked my player, it was broken! Can you believe that! So anyways, long story short, I not only missed my flight, but I had to use those five hundred pounds of tea before it lost its strength. Thankfully I found the Corona well when I did, or this could have been a disaster.” After the explanation, Hatter crossed his hands and smiled, waiting to be praised for his actions.

     At first, Eugene was somewhat following along, but as point a stopped lining reasonably up with point b, his expression shifted to confusion. For a few minutes, the prince’s brown eyes stared at the older man, attempting to process and understand this unusual story and… logic? He was not sure logic was even an appropriate word in this instance.

     By the end of his spell of thought, he only had one question, “Why did you even have so many tea bags?”

[mad-man-with-a-hat]

Hatter continued waiting for a moment, as if perhaps Eugene would come to his senses and realize what a huge hero he was. When that didn’t happen, Hatter heaved a heavy sigh. Another genius move wasted on the unappreciative.

“I dunno,” he said with a shrug. “It must have been a gift.”

[warmheartedsnowqueen]

"Is this your home?"

     “Yes, it is… Is this your first visit to Arendelle?”

[warmheartedsnowqueen]

mad-man-with-a-hat:

“The name?” Hatter repeated, surprise spreading across his face. “I suppose if you really want a name, you can call him ‘Otto man’. He is part of a large family, and I’m trying to assemble them all for a reunion.”

     “Hm…” The Queen thought for a few moments, recollecting the various individuals she knew or had met. Of course she did not know everyone in her kingdom’s name, but she had seen most of them at some point. “The name does not sound too familiar, could you describe his appearance?”

[mad-man-with-a-hat]

Hatter paused a moment to think about his response. “Well... typically... short, square, four legs, and upholstered. their native habit is a living room, and they eat primarily dust bunnies. They often camouflage themselves by having the same pattern as the rest of the furniture, or by complimenting the room in some way. Any of this ring a bell?”

[dreamingofmuses]

"Have you seen my pet anywhere?"

Icebreaker Startersmad-man-with-a-hat

“Your pet? I don’t recall seeing anything come by this way…. What does it look like?”

[mad-man-with-a-hat]

loveisamirror:

Hans raised an eyebrow. He was going to play it this way? “Well, then you clearly don’t understand the rules of my family…” He walked behind the Hatter and grabbed the back of the chair with both hands. “Yes means ‘yes’ and ‘no’ means ‘of course I’ll do it’.” He pushed the chair forward slightly, as though suggesting he would push the Hatter out of the chair. That rule only applied to Hans and no one else in his family, but that was something he could keep to himself for the moment.

Hatter tumbled out of the chair and rolled forward a ways. He somehow managed to end up on his feet, his hand’s stretched over his head in triumph.

“And the crowd goes wild!” There wasn’t a sound. He turned back around to face Hans. “No means yes? This sounds like a game! What are the rules?” Hatter asked, clapping his hands together.

[mad-man-with-a-hat]

"Excuse me, sir! I would like to ask you something - where did you get that hat from?"

“Which hat?”

[dreamingofmuses]

"Have you seen my pet anywhere?"

Icebreaker Startersmad-man-with-a-hat

“Your pet? I don’t recall seeing anything come by this way…. What does it look like?”

[mad-man-with-a-hat]

loveisamirror:

To say Hans was dumbfounded at what happened would be an understatement. Jaw slightly open, he blinked a few times as a chair came out from the hat. But the Hatter’s comment brought him back to his senses.

“Whoa, whoa, hold on just a moment. I said we. You aren’t getting out of not helping.”

“Yes, that’s what I assumed,” Hatter said, as if it were obvious. “I am not going to avoid not helping. I don’t think I could have put it better myself.”

If there was anything Hatter knew, it was how to exploit the English language for his own personal gain. Another thing he knew was how to look annoyingly smug whenever he accomplished such a feat.

[mad-man-with-a-hat]

What an odd place for the Alien to find himself in... Sparky climbed on top of the very long table and grabbed one teacup, wondering why there were so many chairs if there was basically no one there.

Hatter sat motionless, watching the alien. “Excuse me sir but I have to point something out,” Hatter said calmly. A moment later, he was anything but calm. He jumped to his feet on the chair and was now shouting. “You are tardy! Five minutes late to be precise!”

[mad-man-with-a-hat]

"YOU! You're the cause of all this!?"

Hatter beamed proudly as the visitor approached. “Aww. Well, shucks, thanks for noticing. And here I thought no one would figure out it was me who replaced all the drinking water with earl grey tea. It is perhaps my finest work!”

At this, Hatter stood up in his chair. With flourished movements, he removed his hat and took a deep bow. But instead of returning to his seat when he had finished, he instead rolled headfirst onto the table, ending up in a cross-legged position surrounded by broken tea ware and crushed cookies.

“Nope, nothing gets by you! Tea?” he offered.

[mad-man-with-a-hat]

sheismynewdream:

     The prince’s eyebrows creased at the response, blinking at the mention of crown snatching. This man was… strange. Or incredibly unique, at the very least.

     “Maybe you don’t know, but while I don’t know who you are, I do know that I am Prince Eugene, I know most in Corona, and only some of us would have been drinking tea while the others had water or wine if it wasn’t for you. I came from the streets and ended up in a castle, and I’m hoping to remain happily married.” That should have covered most of what the Hatter had mentioned being unsure about, despite the difficulty to stay focused on his own words from the sight of color changing tea.

     “Alright, how did you get in the castle then, if you’re not going to tell your name?”

“Well that IS a funny story,” Hatter said as he settled in for the explanation. “It all started last week at the grocery store. I was comparing the prices of different pasta brands when a song started playing that I vaguely recognized. It was one of those catchy numbers from the eighties, probably featured in its own movie. When I got home, I looked through all of my records, and I found one that I had never listened to before. But when I checked my player, it was broken! Can you believe that! So anyways, long story short, I not only missed my flight, but I had to use those five hundred pounds of tea before it lost its strength. Thankfully I found the Corona well when I did, or this could have been a disaster.” After the explanation, Hatter crossed his hands and smiled, waiting to be praised for his actions.

[warmheartedsnowqueen]

"Is this your home?"

     “Yes, it is… Is this your first visit to Arendelle?”

[mad-man-with-a-hat]

warmheartedsnowqueen:

     The Queen blinked a few times at the man’s reply, as his comment was somewhat confusing and she wanted to be sure she had processed it correctly. “Parlor…? There are many homes with parlors, and more than one in the castle as well. What is the name of whoever you wish to visit?” She could only assume he wanted to find a particular house, perhaps of a friend.

“The name?” Hatter repeated, surprise spreading across his face. “I suppose if you really want a name, you can call him ‘Otto man’. He is part of a large family, and I’m trying to assemble them all for a reunion.”

[mad-man-with-a-hat]

quietlystitcheddoll:

This caused Sally to stop and think. Alright, so technically she had already started due to deciding on a date, being sometime in November.. What else was there to do? She had never planned a wedding before, nor had ever thought of planning one in the first place. Wait a moment- cake?

“…Jack and I may need to find a baker, to make a wedding cake… If he wants a wedding cake- of course..” She scratches her chin, head tilting. “So perhaps the next step would be to find people to fit specific roles! That does make sense…” 

“First rule: Nothing makes sense,” Hatter explained. His tone of voice had changed from its usual, sing-songy style to more straight forward and almost normal. “Like what you just said, for example. By carefully trained observation and deduction, I have come to the conclusion that you are in fact going to have a slumber party with someone. Where the logic fails is that you don’t need to find separate people to fill many roles. Yes, it is true! I am the world’s greatest slumber party planner!” At this final declaration, Hatter struck a triumphant pose, which would have looked more serious if he wasn’t flapping his coattails and trying to imitate the sound of wind.

[mad-man-with-a-hat]

Beau-tea

[mad-man-with-a-hat]

regalgrace:

Belle looked over the curious little package of tea and read the note. “Drink it and you’ll understand? I wonder what that means?” She mumbled with a little giggle. “Well it can’t hurt to try some, it smells heavenly.”

Soon the tea was ready and she had a small bowl of fresh raspberries from her little garden she kept. She took deep sniff of it before taking a sip, not knowing what was about to happen.

The best part about having a tea party in Wonderland is that the table is not only always set, but everything is always filled. The teapots, the sugar bowls, the pastry trays, the cream saucers, even the mustard jars. The only exception to this rule were the seats.

Only one chair was filled, and it happened to be the one that Hatter was sitting in. Although, he was slouching so much that it should be said he was laying in the chair. To an outside observer, it would appear that the man was bored. They wouldn’t have been wrong. Hatter lay with the brim of his hat just above his eyes, playing with a stray piece of string from his jacket. He didn’t even notice when a guest appeared across the table from him.