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uhhhh im ocelot. 30+ y/o fuckface. this is an 18+ zone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ vergil devil may cry is my special lil guy & i need to chew on him :]

[r0zeclawz]

this is the only flag i stand for

[valdotpng]

happy birthday bubbo!!!!!!!!! i still love u to death!!!!!!!!

[wintercorrybriea]

Mangalica pig

[frogcroaks]

artfight attack for @trisarahtops-sketches's S the demon plush. god please wake her up shes late for her demon activites. such as stealing souls and the likes.

[jesterbots]

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

[catchymemes]

[rumwik]

It's the Care Bones! ⭐🌈

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[straycatj]

おきやがれなのです

Get up soooooon!

[angelicguy]

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

[damnsparce]

Hey mutuals if Tumblr goes down remember you can find me as a 1% encounter rate in Johto’s Dark Cave

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[erlinblake]

One of my favorite fathers 💙

Also definitely one of the worst ones, but god he's hot

[grox]

I glomped a man in reno just to hear him squee

[devakitty]

My suck or fuck response kicked in

[sparrowlucero]

lindwyrms on a string

(available on my kofi as adoptables!)

[rhapsodyxvi]

man what the fuck ever

[rhapsodyxvi]

like i get it. i get that these are logical names that mean things. but you can't just say "i'm installing numpy" and not expect me to do a double take. poob has it for you

[briarwickart]

Resurrection Beast Descending