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If you want a thread just send something to my inbox or message me. Work has been super busy and I've actually been able to plan more aspects of my wedding. But I'm alive! Alice is alive! Threads are good!
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RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS
Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.
Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.
SHORT
“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?” “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.” “Did you do this on purpose?!” “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?” “Excuse you?” “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!” “It’s you, it’s always been you.” “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.
MISCELLANEOUS
“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.” “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.” “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.” “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.” “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!” “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it” “Do you need me to kill someone for you?” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Fuck the sandwich guy!” “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?” “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?” “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!” “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”
PREGNANCY
“I have something to tell you…” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m pregnant!” “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?” “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.” “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.” “Pregnancy suits you…” “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…” “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!” “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…” “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..” “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.” “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!” “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”
FLUFF
“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?” “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”
STARGAZING
“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.
FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL
“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.” “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.” “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.” “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”
TEXTS
[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…
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friends with benefits sentence starters:
“what are we, nerds trying to look at boobies?”
“i’m your boss, give me your pants.”
“i love that outfit, you look so sexy in that.”
“i’m fully aware of your allergies.”
“here’s an idea, next time, instead of being late, just shit on my face.”
“you said i was your soulmate.”
“work doesn’t reassure you that liking a finger up your ass doesn’t make you gay.”
“but you’re actually really emotionally damaged.”
“you have really big eyes and it freaks me out sometimes.”
“why do relationships start off so fun, and then turn into suck a bag of dicks?”
“i’m just gonna’ shut myself down emotionally.”
“i’m gonna’ change your life. i’m that girl.”
“i could post a video of me mixing cake batter with my boobs and it would get eight million hits.”
“what are you, a gazelle?”
“don’t be the guy who shit the bed.”
“puppy dog eyes. nice touch.”
“wanna’ get this guy out of my face before i break his fucking skull?”
“you don’t fucking know me man.”
“i took his virginity.”
“does the carpet match the drapes?”
“run gazelle! run!”
“i have this thing at work. it’s called google.”
“if you tell anyone about this i will rip your ears off and staple them to your neck.”
“everyone in this city seems really violent.”
“do you want to get your shit out of my car or what?”
“go and fuck a dick.”
“i’d love to take you out one night and trawl for cock.”
“we can tear this shit up.”
“hey, no skin. more pipe for me.”
“you sure you’re not gay?”
“i’m not fucking asking you out i swear to god.”
“god, you’re such a girl.”
“girl, you are preaching to the congregation.”
“this shit is amazing.”
“i love that sunsets make you cry.”
“i wish my life was a movie sometimes.”
“god, i miss sex.”
“hold me, let’s spend the rest of our lives together.”
“i don’t even know if i find you attractive.”
“i do have a thing for jerks.”
“i liked your eyes. i didn’t think i’d ever seen such big beautiful eyes.”
“and your lips, yeah, i thought you might be a good kisser.”
“you swear you don’t want anything from me other than sex?”
“you have a bible app?”
“no relationship. no emotions. just sex.”
“come on, okay, you’re beautiful. you have nothing to be insecure about.”
“that is way too emotionally supportive and you need to just lock that down.”
“your ass is a little bony.”
“i sneeze sometimes after i come.”
“feet gross me out. daddy issues.”
“what are you trying to do, dig your way to china?”
“nobody wants to fuck obama.”
“what are you my fucking therapist now?”
“every time you curse, you blink. like your body’s rejecting the word.”
“as a sign of rebellion, you got a tattoo.”
“harry potter doesn’t make you gay!”
“my butt is cramping can you grab a pillow?”
“do you feel manly now?”
“are you pooping?”
“all you have at home is drinkable yoghurt.”
“it was like talking to dirt.”
“i’m starving, you got any gin?”
“i’ve turned down more tail than you’ll ever have.”
“me likes cock, so i’m strickily dickily.”
“i’ve been in love, i went down that rabbit hole.”
“one day, you will meet someone and it will literally take your breath away. like no oxygen in yours lungs. like a fish.”
“i told him you were my gay best friend.”
“he smells like a girl.”
“the sneak out. how incredibly cliché of you.”
“no, go fuck yourself.”
“trust me, you don’t suck in bed.”
“forget the douche, he’s a dick. he’s a dickdouche.”
“get your feet off my bed, they’re disgusting.”
“we’re one of these crazy families that don’t lie to eachother, pbs is doing a documentary on us.”
“nobody cares, you sound like an asshole.”
“i just need you to be my friend right now.”
“okay, so i’ll listen to you while you give me a handjob.”
“i’m a magician, not a wizard. you and your gay harry potter.”
“you can’t deny going to hogwarts would be life changing.”
“all that matters is how you look at him.”
“i haven’t seen you this dumb since you got that candy corn tattoo.”
“you wanna’ be happy? find someone you like and never let them go.”
“are you pissed off at me because i didn’t cuddle?”
“i actually thought you were different.”
“with friends like you who needs friends?”
“i have the perfect body for photoshop.”
“my prince charming? you.”
“if you even think there’s a chance she might be it, fix it.”
“if i ever see you again, i’ll crush your earlobes and make soup stock out of them.”
“it’s some prince charming shit though, right?”
“i want my best friend back, because i’m in love with her.”
“on one condition. kiss me.”
About to binge-reblog some ask prompts!
Feel free to send in anything you’d like! Alice is always willing to talk to people, and hopefully mun will be online more!
As always, things have been busy with work, and my fiancee are so, so, so close to being married!
I’ll be online as frequently as possible!
Every time Alice sees @mallydormouse reblog or post anything she just.
scREAMS.
Update:
Hi guys…again sorry I haven’t been online.
My nana ended up in the hospital the other day right after Haunt ended and I haven’t been able to sit down and reply to anyone.
I don’t know when she will be out but things are really stressful right now. I’ll try to be online today and through this week but it won’t be constantly until my Nana is out of the hospital.
Sorry again everyone…
Take your time, love! I’ve been in similar situations, and if you need someone to talk to about /anything,/ feel free to message me! <3
“ watch your mouth, this baby’s first word better not be a curse word ”
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“Well I’m sorry I’ve been so vulgar but the lack of sleep, the constant baby screaming, and all the poop has been doing me in! So how do you expect me not to curse all the time? I didn’t expect being a father any time soon…in fact ever!” His voice was raised, obvious signs of stress and lack of sleep in him.
“I’ll be the first to admit that we aren’t going to be absolute perfect parents- I’m flawed, you’re flawed. But it’s one of those things that yes, while we aren’t perfect people, it isn’t going to stop our child from loving us.”
Alice looked back at the crib, shrugging slightly. “My parents made their fair share of mistakes, and I still love them to death. Nothing is going to stop our baby from loving you. In fact, I think our child will really look up to you.”
“I just don’t know how to be a father. And I don’t wish to be like mine. My father wasn’t the best…he shoved a rake in my hand when I was five and told me to start learning how to work.” He let out a sigh, starring down at the crib. A faint smile appeared on his lips at the sight. “Perfect…” He muttered, getting side tracked from what he had been saying.
“Do you think i know how to be a mother? My parents were unconventional, in my eyes. If you recall, I’ve fallen down rabbit holes several times, something they wouldn’t have liked. You and I can learn together, and everything will be fine.” The woman set a hand on his arm, rubbing it for a moment. “Relax.”
“ watch your mouth, this baby’s first word better not be a curse word ”
@mad-miss-liddell
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“Well I’m sorry I’ve been so vulgar but the lack of sleep, the constant baby screaming, and all the poop has been doing me in! So how do you expect me not to curse all the time? I didn’t expect being a father any time soon…in fact ever!” His voice was raised, obvious signs of stress and lack of sleep in him.
“I’ll be the first to admit that we aren’t going to be absolute perfect parents- I’m flawed, you’re flawed. But it’s one of those things that yes, while we aren’t perfect people, it isn’t going to stop our child from loving us.”
Alice looked back at the crib, shrugging slightly. “My parents made their fair share of mistakes, and I still love them to death. Nothing is going to stop our baby from loving you. In fact, I think our child will really look up to you.”
"Here, take my hand. Everything's fine. Just hold on to me and keep moving."
“Take your-? Everything will be-? Keep-?” Alice slowly took his hand, expression muddled with confusion, mildly concern, and unsureness as she looked at him. “Stayne, what on earth are you talking about?”
Alice ducked her head, thumb sweeping over his knuckles as they sat. “Well- the idea was sweet, the execution was superb. Though I do wonder when you found time to do all this, since I’ve been home most of the day.” The blonde half shrugged, smiling slightly as she looked at him. “I do think this is very romantic, by the way. I agree when you said we needed a night just for us.”
“You don’t pay a lot of attention my dear…” He smirked a little, a slight mischievous look in his eye. “Besides, your attention was caught up on that show you were watching. I got a lot done while you were occupied.” He muttered, though the smirk on his lips had turned into a small smile from her thinking it was romantic. He was trying his best to be. “Shall we eat?”
“I can’t help that Gossip Girl is finally available on Netflix and I can now binge-watch the entirety of the show on an available weekend. Besides, not paying attention is my speciality, as you seem to well know.” She pointed out, giving his hand a gentle squeeze as she nodded.
“I’m always hungry- so yes. We shall eat.”
“I still don’t even know what a netflix is…or a gossip girl.” He paused, giving her a rather teasing smirk as she squeezed his hand. “And yes, I do know that. I wouldn’t of gotten away with this if I didn’t?” He then slowly let go of her hand so she could eat; picking up his utensils to eat as he started to dig in.
“We shall..”
“Netflix is the best thing on this planet besides you and the band, and Gossip Girl is the best show available on Netflix.” She stated, laughing as she looked at him. “I can spend a weekend educating you on Netflix- it’s the perfect excuse to cuddle all day.”
Obviously. There was nothing better than cuddling. Alice picked up her utensils, silent for a while as she began to eat. “Oh- as random as it sounds, what’s your favorite color?”
"Here, take my hand. Everything's fine. Just hold on to me and keep moving."
“Take your-? Everything will be-? Keep-?” Alice slowly took his hand, expression muddled with confusion, mildly concern, and unsureness as she looked at him. “Stayne, what on earth are you talking about?”
Alice ducked her head, thumb sweeping over his knuckles as they sat. “Well- the idea was sweet, the execution was superb. Though I do wonder when you found time to do all this, since I’ve been home most of the day.” The blonde half shrugged, smiling slightly as she looked at him. “I do think this is very romantic, by the way. I agree when you said we needed a night just for us.”
“You don’t pay a lot of attention my dear…” He smirked a little, a slight mischievous look in his eye. “Besides, your attention was caught up on that show you were watching. I got a lot done while you were occupied.” He muttered, though the smirk on his lips had turned into a small smile from her thinking it was romantic. He was trying his best to be. “Shall we eat?”
“I can’t help that Gossip Girl is finally available on Netflix and I can now binge-watch the entirety of the show on an available weekend. Besides, not paying attention is my speciality, as you seem to well know.” She pointed out, giving his hand a gentle squeeze as she nodded.
“I’m always hungry- so yes. We shall eat.”
“ watch your mouth, this baby’s first word better not be a curse word ”
@mad-miss-liddell
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“Well I’m sorry I’ve been so vulgar but the lack of sleep, the constant baby screaming, and all the poop has been doing me in! So how do you expect me not to curse all the time? I didn’t expect being a father any time soon…in fact ever!” His voice was raised, obvious signs of stress and lack of sleep in him.
“No…No…” He muttered, following her to the crib. He let out a heavy sigh as he stood behind her, wrapping an arm around her waist from behind. “It’s something I wanted. I just never thought I’d be fit for. Look at me….I don’t look like fatherly material. Our kid is going to be scared of me when it’s old enough to realize who I am. How am I going to explain all the things I’ve done…” He looked away, shaking his head.
“Well, the only way you aren’t going to be fit for it, is if you tell yourself you aren’t fit for it.” She murmured, rubbing her hand up and down the arm that was around her waist. “The thing is, despite what you’ve done in your past, you aren’t a bad person- not at all. Besides, you won’t have to explain anything until the child is older, and they’ll love you no matter what. That’s just how family is. Unconditional love.”
“How do you know they’ll love me despite that?” The Knave didn’t know how a family fully worked, his parents didn’t believe in such compassion; he only knew what he grew up with. “How do you know our child will unconditional love?”
“Think about it for a moment, Ilosovic.” The Champion was silent for around a minute or two, giving him the chance to mull over their conversation.
“Do I love you, despite the issues you and I have had in our past?” Another moment of silence. “The answer to that, before you can overthink it, is yes. I love you very much indeed. So surely, our child would hold such love- they haven’t a clue of your past. Only who you are now.”
"Here, take my hand. Everything's fine. Just hold on to me and keep moving."
“Take your-? Everything will be-? Keep-?” Alice slowly took his hand, expression muddled with confusion, mildly concern, and unsureness as she looked at him. “Stayne, what on earth are you talking about?”
Alice ducked her head, thumb sweeping over his knuckles as they sat. "Well- the idea was sweet, the execution was superb. Though I do wonder when you found time to do all this, since I've been home most of the day." The blonde half shrugged, smiling slightly as she looked at him. "I do think this is very romantic, by the way. I agree when you said we needed a night just for us."
“ watch your mouth, this baby’s first word better not be a curse word ”
@mad-miss-liddell
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“Well I’m sorry I’ve been so vulgar but the lack of sleep, the constant baby screaming, and all the poop has been doing me in! So how do you expect me not to curse all the time? I didn’t expect being a father any time soon…in fact ever!” His voice was raised, obvious signs of stress and lack of sleep in him.
“No…No…” He muttered, following her to the crib. He let out a heavy sigh as he stood behind her, wrapping an arm around her waist from behind. “It’s something I wanted. I just never thought I’d be fit for. Look at me….I don’t look like fatherly material. Our kid is going to be scared of me when it’s old enough to realize who I am. How am I going to explain all the things I’ve done…” He looked away, shaking his head.
"Well, the only way you aren't going to be fit for it, is if you tell yourself you aren't fit for it." She murmured, rubbing her hand up and down the arm that was around her waist. "The thing is, despite what you've done in your past, you aren't a bad person- not at all. Besides, you won't have to explain anything until the child is older, and they'll love you no matter what. That's just how family is. Unconditional love."
"Here, take my hand. Everything's fine. Just hold on to me and keep moving."
“Take your-? Everything will be-? Keep-?” Alice slowly took his hand, expression muddled with confusion, mildly concern, and unsureness as she looked at him. “Stayne, what on earth are you talking about?”
“Shhh. Just go with it.” He muttered and he placed his hand gently over her eyes to cover her vision; a small smirk coming to his lips. “Just trust me. You trust me don’t you?” The two of them were in the band house, finally both having a day off together. So he wanted to make it special, for once a romantic evening. He lead her out into the backyard and glanced over to the scene in front of them. “Alright. Taadaa…” He uncovered her eyes and placed his hand onto her shoulder. There was a table sitting in front of them with two chairs, plates were set out with a few dishes of what looked like Italian food sitting in them. There was a few candles lit on the table and a single red rose sitting in a long glass vase in the middle. “I tried…It’s not much, but I figured we needed a night.” He wasn’t the one to be openly romantic like such, but there were a few rare occasions where he let it show; and this was one of them.
Alice had learned not to trust Stayne whenever he told her to ‘just go with’ something. Majority of the time, things such as that ended in some horrible prank, or with the knave himself jumping out from a dark corner, and scaring the shit out of her. Regardless of what was up his sleeve this evening she complied, closing her eyes as he covered them. “Well, of course I trust you. I haven’t any reason /not/ to trust you.” Judging by their steps, and the sound of the screen door sliding open, they had entered the backyard. Please not another spider incident. After a moment the blonde opened her eyes, taking in the scene before them with wide eyes. “You did this for us…?” She asked quietly, turning to look up at him. This was romantic. This was the most romantic thing they had ever done. “It’s perfectly lovely, Ilosovic- really, I love it!”
“Yeah. We needed a night.” He muttered, placing his hand onto her shoulder gently. “I know it’s not much, and I’m sure the cooking is going to be terrible. I tried; I’m not a cook. But…I figured I should try to be romantic. I know I’m not the best at it, I’m cold and I’m brooding, and I know it gets to you. I see it whenever I’m not into the idea of being publicly romantic.” He sighed out, his hand moving from her shoulder to place on her cheek gently before pulling away and walked over to the table to pull out her chair. “Here…let’s eat.” He nodded
"Well, I think the idea of a night for us is splendid. It was very well executed as well." She smiled as he set a hand on her shoulder, still taking in everything. "I'm not a chef either, so I have no room to judge you; this is incredibly romantic, trust me." She shrugged, setting her hand on top of his for a moment. "I really don't mind it as much as you think; so you aren't fond of PDA. I can respect that completely. You're affectionate in your own ways." Alice sat down in the chair he had pulled out for her, gently taking his hand and squeezing it. "So why the sudden idea of a romantic night for us?"
“ watch your mouth, this baby’s first word better not be a curse word ”
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“Well I’m sorry I’ve been so vulgar but the lack of sleep, the constant baby screaming, and all the poop has been doing me in! So how do you expect me not to curse all the time? I didn’t expect being a father any time soon…in fact ever!” His voice was raised, obvious signs of stress and lack of sleep in him.
“Well, you tend to be vulgar regardless of slee-” No Alice. Keep your mouth shut. “-nevermind, but I digress. All babies poop, and scream, and cry. Nor did I expect to be a mother. But..” Sighing, she rubbed his back, her expression tired. “Why don’t you go take a nap, and I’ll keep an eye on the baby?”
Ilosovic’s eye narrowed to her for a moment but it then softened, letting out a faint sigh as he relaxed against her touch. “No…I’m fine. I can last for another few hours. Look, I’m sorry for getting you knocked up. I know it wasn’t something you probably wanted. It wasn’t something I was ready for…ever. I never thought I’d get myself into.” He turned to look at her. “You go get some sleep. I can tell your exhausted….I’ll be fine for a few more hours.”
Alice raised in eyebrow in his general direction upon seeing his eye narrow, wrapping her arm around his torso once he had relaxed. "Well, I suppose I always wanted to have children one day- I wasn't expecting it so soon, though. I truly am sorry you became a father; I know it wasn't something you wanted." She shook her head, walking to the crib and peering down at the child within it. "I can stay up, it's fine. I've experienced plenty of days without sleep."
I either answer a RP embarrassingly fast or I take 70 years, there’s no in between.
