The Mad Queen

(Side blog, follows will be from my main.) "Maddie" Thorn, Queen of the Mad Realm, Bad joke Teller, Traveler of Tyria and wife of Mad King Thorn.

[mad-queen-thorn]

So I was hanging out with @fivebrights and we decided to go on a skiff ride but their skiff wouldn't load! ...I mean, yes, new levitation tech. An unloaded skiff, whats that??

[fivebrights]

Pavane for a Dead Prince | Prince Edrick Thorn, his tumultuous undeath and his ruminations in The Mad Realm.

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I. Perfection (Natalia Kills) The subject seems obsessively concerned with power / Extremely volatile / Suffering from daddy issues. II. Raise Hell (Dorothy) Young blood, came to start a riot / Don’t care what your old man say. III. Choke (IDKHOW) If I could burn this town I wouldn’t hesitate. IV. I Will Be King (The Hoosiers) When I take the throne you’ll drop the knee / And ask yourself why you were not more loyal to me. V. Control (Halsey) I can’t help this awful energy / God damn right, you should be scared of me. VI. TGIF (K.Flay feat. Tom Morello) Let’s light it up, let’s make a mess, let’s coalesce, let’s make a fuss / I won’t let anybody take my crown. VII. Villains, Pt. 1 (Emma Blackery) I’ll tell them that the villains on my list / they are what turned me into this. VIII. Serotonin (girl in red) Dig deep, can’t hide from the corners of my mind / When there’s control I lose it. IX. Maybe (half•alive) I’m surrounded in pain passed down through my bloodline / And I have tried to escape from the maze but it’s no use. X. The Gotholympians (Andrew Bird feat. Maddison Cunningham) When it comes to misery, no one competes with me. XI. not okay (chloe moriondo feat. mazie) Funny ‘cause it’s not a joke / I’d actually pay to be choked / Take that any way you want to. XII. Death Comes For Good Sons (Fever Dolls) Bad Eddie’s getting into shit with another commuter / And he's working out a fix that’ll settle it sooner.

[mad-queen-thorn]

Last year I didn't have Galavant inficted upon my life and my viewing spheres inside my head. But this year I have. I am a changed woman.

[jazzyredmusic]

Steve.mp4 (volume warning!!) Audio: x

dashiegames episode: x

[mad-queen-thorn]

So as you now know. I’ve been helping a particular lady capture the elusive Madame Cookie. And doodled this in what was affectionately called Archivist Purgatory.

Here’s @talk-of-tyria recreating the “who knocked over my onions?” Cat reaction pic but with Madame Cookie.

[talk-of-tyria]

Madame Cookie slipped through her grasp out of earshot so many times, Otyka was this close to putting up posters in the Labyrinth.

[mad-queen-thorn]

#funnily enough it was only through The Mad Queen's help that she didn't go mad tracking down this feline last year

(walks around the lab rattling a bag of candycorn) And I'll do it again. >:) Heeere kitty kitty kitty.

[mad-queen-thorn]

Its that time of year again and Maddie has come from the Mad Realm to have some fun, if you see her out and about, don't be shy, say hi!

[friesian]

[commander-mortimer]

So I was looking through my old sketches…

[skrittposts]

Snargle Goldclaw writing children’s books like

[knight-of-the-thorn]

Alright, gonna lay something on you guys, may be controversial,

If you switched Palawa Joko and Preminger from Barbie Princess and the Pauper there would be absolutely zero difference in any way whatsoever.

[skrittposts]

[mad-queen-thorn]

Ok but now we need a video of Joko making Preminger noises, stat.

[commanderyes]

The Commander And The Early Ghoul

[mad-queen-thorn]

This is amazing, I think a lot of us will be a little sad when its eventually fixed but today is the DAY for long long cats, to which I say I APPROVE!

[king-monky]

yeah i understand women. they all want daggers and swords. it’s quite simple really

[condiscum]

[skrittposts]

if i didn’t reblog this I’d hafta change my url 🐁

[mad-queen-thorn]

Pickle is SO BIG! I love them.

[mad-queen-thorn]

Now that I've done story on my Commander. I need to come up with a believeable way Maddie has made it to Cantha. And how she obtained a Jade bot. As for the skiff? She deffo stole one and painted it orange.

[valtsv]

i love fictional murder couples so so much because they're always like sorry nothing personal but i have to blow up your house and stab you to impress my evil wife

[mad-queen-thorn]

Sadly I can't make any valentines cards this year as my pc is out for repair and I don't have access to GW2 :')