it's batticus, babey !

he/it | 22 | aspiring spiral avatar, Ask Me About My WoL

[hiveswap]

Hi my name is john normal and being alienated as a child didn't effect me at all

[pipshinwhatever]

ohhhhhhhhhh it's a metaphor

[pipshinwhatever]

but for what

[joleneghoul]

Me when the characters in a story start arguing and letting their nasty sides out and i get to see if their relationship can stand it, grow, or if ultimately they break apart. Or maybe even a secret third worse thing.

[papayajuan2019]

could really go for 200mg right now. of anything.

[calicotisane]

All stories are real

[calicotisane]

FICTION = REALITY

[arkangel6world]

Sue de Beer 1997 - 2001

[sapphling]

lot of people believe in the existence of the patriarchy so long as it has nothing to do with relationships or sex or employment or the family or social status or abuse or power or

[ornerycrab]

Oh you were a gifted child and now you're a loser? Well I was supernaturally experimented on alongside 12 other abducted children and became the lone survivor and dubbed "The Lost Sibling" and now I'm the assistant manager at a struggling small town Wendy's

[maykitz]

every farming game i've ever played had an npc family with an unromanceable wife, where's the game that'll let me break up that marriage and then have strained interactions with her ex husband in our cozy village with a population of 12

[tlirsgender]

I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out

[tlirsgender]

The funny character has no other personality traits. Also he's incompetent now. The one who's kind of prickly is just weirdly mean OR sad and did nothing wrong, take your pick. Gotta have the Sunshine Boy. Woman 1 is yass slay badass. Woman 2 is the rest of the cast's Mother. If there's only one woman, she can be both. Do you want to kill yourself yet

[tlirsgender]

I didn't say a fandom but you thought of one, didn't you? That's because they all do this. All of them. You search the main tags for the media of your choice and you will find them there. The same incorrect quotes you've been hearing for years. It's like a time loop. It's my own personal torment nexus

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

I am currently speaking to God about the possibility of bestowing fictional characters with souls so I can ensure some of them die and go to Hell

[lascitasdelashoras]

Brian Level, Vertigo

[human-pet-they]

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

[worldwright]

youtube with ublock origin experience of the 20 second gap between every video on a playlist where youtube desperately throws itself against the impervious ever-evolving uncaring face of the adblocker's wall screaming and clawing and calling PLEASE! PLEASE, OUR AD REVENUE!! DON'T YOU WANT TO SUPPORT THIS CREATOR? DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT OUR WALLETS? AND THEIRS? into the vast and empty sky before the adblocker gently raises one of its many iron-banded arms and flicks youtube away into the void just to hear its wails fade slowly into nothing

[melonisopod]

It's funny when I get the "You seem to be experiencing interruptions. Find out why" popup as if two unskippable 30-second ads wouldn't feel way more intrusive and annoying than a slight delay for a video to start.

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the problem with genetically modified crops is not so much the genetic modification but the patenting of genetic codes (and crops in general) as a tool of maintaining agricultural imperialism, and for this reason I can't talk to most people about GMOs

[godisafujoshi]

Your capacity for evil is showing

[segamascott]

does it make me look cute