Shit Apples, Randy

Quarter of a century old. Ambivert. Likes cats, tattoos, feminism, coffee, food and music.

[nevver]

The New Yorker

[toothpastecomics]

Oenophilia 2040. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

[annfosterwriter]

[geekasaur]

fuck it up edith anne!

[bellaxiao]

Black female athletes who keep making US history.

[refinery29]

If you’re healthy you probably don’t realize how demoralizing it is to spend all day in a hospital gown

But now a new collaboration is designing fashionable hospital gowns to encourage sick teens that they’re not “just a hospital patient.” See how they react when they try their new robes on.

Gifs: Starlight Canada

[sarah-samedi]

[mad-riot-cat]

Some of you may remember last year when I was getting eaten alive by something that is venomous. I was living in basically a flop house at the time. 

WELP. It’s happening again. I’m house sitting for an ex that lives in total squalor. I did a lot to mitigate the grossness, cleaned the animal feces from the floor, bleached and ran six loads of dishes. 

But there is still filth abounding, and plenty of places for creepy crawlies to nest. Needless to say, I packed up my shit and GTFO. 

[nevver]

The fear of being found, Noora-Maija Tokee

[toothpastecomics]

Get mad stay mad. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

[captacular]

[thereal1990s]

Freaks & Geeks (1999)

[broodinghunx]

Leia Organa | Leslie Knope 1/?

[h4rv4rd-deactivated20160622]

[becausebirds]

Bird of Paradise mating dance.

[mad-riot-cat]

I love how the previous two people I dated were always, “Why are you even talking to me? You’re super crazy wonderful, and I’m not worthy!” It made me super uncomfortable and the relationships did not last long. 

And now the current person I’m dating, I’m like, “Do you even care that I exist? Am I just a spooky ghost that sleeps in your bed sometimes?”  Is there a happy medium where someone sees my awesomeness but is not intimidated by it?  This is probably all much ado about nothing. 

[micdotcom]

Watch: Meghan Tonjes just gave body shamers the biggest middle finger.

[shoppingcartfullofpinkturd-deac]

[mouthymercwade]

Bring it!