Lov-e m-e lik-e you m-ean it

I cod learn )(ow to love pike you. [ Written by Raz ]

[madamakraken-blog]

quite frankly i can be a nastyass beac)(

[bassiter]

having a violence kink is the best thing because it’s like. someone wants to punch me in the face?? beat the shit out of me???? haha joke’s on them now their hand hurts and i have a boner

[madamakraken-blog]

genesisaberrance

Well…. this is unexpected. Rosa stays quiet until Condy’s in front of her, blinking in surprise as she catches the implication. This is… weird. But it’s definitely not something she’s going to turn down now that it’s been offered to her- after all, it’s not an opportunity that shows up all that often! “I certainly do.” She answers calmly, stepping forward and laying one hand on Condy’s lower back- and then suddenly delivering two sharp swats, one to each of Condy’s cheeks. “Evidently, you do as well, hmm?”

The seadweller’s back straightens out rapidly as she feels the swats to her posterior, gasping for air mildly for just a second, before purring quietly. Stretching her arms away from her body like a cat, she put her hands onto her buttcheeks, rubbing them for a moment, before taking thema way again, her gaze inviting to continue. “Naut everyone needs t’know what I enjoy, you eel me? This stays between the two of us?”

[genesisaberrance]

“I would have thought a troll of your caste could take more of a punishment than that, dear.” She remarks idly, waiting for Condy to get back into position before leaning forward again, letting her firm fingers trail over those bubbly cheeks before two more sharp swats are delivered- the sound rings out over the bubble, as Rosa’s not exactly holding back. “Oh, of course. I hardly kiss and tell.”

[madamakraken-blog]

“Oh, boat I can, miss!” the Empress purrs, almost hissing, taunting the tall jadeblood to do as hard as she can. The unheld swats to her butt are delivered swiftly and leave the fuchsiablood wanting more of that, and she turns around, citing Rosa to sit and bend her over her knees.

[bomb-bastic]

Send 💞 to ask about my muse’s past relationships!

send 💔 if you want it to be one that hurt

[madamakraken-blog]

a)()()( t)(at meowbeast is on my das)( again

[forgottenjade]

madamakraken replied to your post: Remembers how gay I am Shit

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I mean

How am I, a person with  a brain, meant to f(_)nction when GIRLS exist

GIRLS

HAVE YO(_) SEEN GIRLS

[madamakraken-blog]

[forgottenjade]

Let’s all take a moment to thank god for girls

[madamakraken-blog]

im in

[forgottenjade]

madamakraken replied to your post: Remembers how gay I am Shit

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I mean

How am I, a person with  a brain, meant to f(_)nction when GIRLS exist

GIRLS

HAVE YO(_) SEEN GIRLS

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genesisaberrance

Well…. this is unexpected. Rosa stays quiet until Condy’s in front of her, blinking in surprise as she catches the implication. This is… weird. But it’s definitely not something she’s going to turn down now that it’s been offered to her- after all, it’s not an opportunity that shows up all that often! “I certainly do.” She answers calmly, stepping forward and laying one hand on Condy’s lower back- and then suddenly delivering two sharp swats, one to each of Condy’s cheeks. “Evidently, you do as well, hmm?”

The seadweller’s back straightens out rapidly as she feels the swats to her posterior, gasping for air mildly for just a second, before purring quietly. Stretching her arms away from her body like a cat, she put her hands onto her buttcheeks, rubbing them for a moment, before taking thema way again, her gaze inviting to continue. “Naut everyone needs t’know what I enjoy, you eel me? This stays between the two of us?”

[madamakraken-blog]

[ I cant believe Si found me here as well, what a surprise, however did t- ]

[genesisaberrance]

madamakraken replied to your post: WA-PISH!

“Indeed ya can, sweetcuttle,” the Empress begins, smiling sweetly right back at Rosa as she got closer to the jadeblood, her skin barely away from Rosa’s. “I want somefin from you.~”

Rosa can’t help but raise an eyebrow, still as thoroughly amused with such an… /affectionate/ version of the Empress approaching her. “Is that so? How interesting. And what is it that you wanted from me, may I ask?”

[madamakraken-blog]

The Empress circles around the taller troll to be at her front, back turned towards the jadeblood very casually. “I a lil birdie told you got a pikin for you yknow,” she bends a little forward, just a bit, exposing her posterior tauntingly towards Rosa, “punishment, if you get my drift.~”

[madamakraken-blog]

@covermeinpaint @sxythisms @abomeownation @neverfoldem

Bonjour sweet)(earts~ W)(at broug)(t ya to yo emrpess, betides wors)(ippin me?

[madamakraken-blog]

guess w)(o beac)(es 38;)

[witchcraftartifact]

[madamakraken-blog]

S)(ip w)(ere all t)(ese ppl come from

[mrwilliewonka]

[c3po]

psychologist: *diagnoses me with something* me: so i have that? it’s canon?

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Can I roll to shove my arcane focus (a stick) up his nose?

My Half-Elf druid player who after asking rolled at nat 20 (via yourplayersaidwhat)