Evil Thing From The Void

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[forgottenjade]

Who should the protagonist of the Arkham Horror horror event be?

A Man And His Dog (Ashcan Pete)

Plucky Female Explorer (Ursula Downs)

Transfem Postwoman (Stella Clarke)

Plucky Violinist (Patrice Hathaway)

Voting ended onJul 1, 2023

[forgottenjade]

Oh i will, just as soon as cegorach's larprers stop fucking with me

Sounds like a skill issue if you're getting clowned around that hard.

[ephemeralhorror]

*regens faster than your dps* <_<

>_>

*regens faster than your dps*

[forgottenjade]

Man its such a shame the great demon goddess died

Remember me as I lived, absolutely jacked with some really niche hobbies

[alfheimr]

hi. here is my oc who is a pathetic knock-off selkie. they cannot swim. i hope u like them.

[alfheimr]

this is a compliment of the highest order. thank you. you and your partner may now call for me to aid you in battle.

[truepeaceinspace]

metroid is about isolation

but metroid is also about learning to do trick jumps from random animals who celebrate when you get it right, and about saving them even as the planet shudders under your feet

and metroid is about lowering your gun when you meet the last of a species who's only just hatched, and gently holding out your hand

and metroid is about accidentally calling the name of someone you care about, who you thought you'd lost, and finding out they've been with you the whole time

and about a little scribble of a child with their parents tucked into the corner of a grand mural

and about the gifts left behind by others because they may be gone before they get to meet you, but that won't stop them from helping you

metroid is about love actually

[alligator-with-a-top-hat]

[belvira]

True

[mycapeisplaid]

Husband's grandmother was Elmo.

[fandomsandfeminism]

My father in law is named Kermit.

[animatedamerican]

You do still occasionally see guys named Bert, or sometimes even Ernie. You can meet a guy named Harry and nobody's first thought on hearing his name is going to be Herry Monster. But Grover, Kermit, and Elmo are now forever the Muppet characters and nothing else.

[transgenderization]

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

[dropbear42]

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

[thyrell]

i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

[thyrell]

wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

[cursologist]

thyrell.

[thyrell]

just kill me

[thyrell]

[itsthebrokenheartthatdecides]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH0hikcwjIA&ab_channel=deeboi70

[gffa]

"Of course I'm afraid. Everything's a disaster. You just want me to be ashamed of it." WE STAN STEPHANIE BROWN IN THIS HOUSE.

[beardedmrbean]

[insomaniackills]

[forgottenjade]

ah, favorite dynasty in general?

Anything Canoptek. Which I know isn't a dynasty or a valid list on its own BUT IT SHOULD BE

[zsnes]

grand wizard and his young apprentice

[zicygomar]

These guys look like some kinda Zelda merchants that sell you artichokes and pumpkins, respectively.

[ame-gosh]

[powerburial]

i can finally die in peace

[thepastisaroadmap]

#that last comment being a deactivated blog really adds to the whole experience (tag via @universejunction)

[pururin]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

this is the only day you can reblog this post until 2023

[ivy-michaels]

“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”

Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.

[ivy-michaels]

Extremely good point

[cannonbreedpixels]

Updated moveset since smash bros

[forgottenjade]

Also what dynasty do you play or collect

I am sorry to say I no longer do so - I just think necrons are the heckin neat.

[forgottenjade]

you know i hate the fact the only faction on the tabletop that represents the efforts of imperium citizens standing up for themselves and revolting in successful ways is the alien hybrid cult that wants to get vored by the hivemind

And they are, technically, not standing up for themselves, but causing chaos on the will of the hivemind.