[fu-boss]

Real life Road Runner

[sahonithereadwolf]

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

[dancing-crow]

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[catchymemes]

[lostinpubwe-deactivated20220705]

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

[fairycosmos]

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

[roycohn]

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

[manuciruja]

"it's not that deep bro"<-guy who refuses to examine personal biases and grow as a person

[conven1encestorewoman]

*looking in the mirror* You are not morrissey. You are a friendly, charming, driven young woman. Not morrissey. Do not think, "I am morrissey"

[thisus3rhaspass3d-deactivated20]

[wizardsisananimal]

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

[weltenwellen]

Joy Sullivan, from “Culpable”, Instructions for Traveling West

[countrygypsywt]

[stephexmachina]

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

[stephexmachina]

AND SO IS BEING SOMEBODY'S MOTHER‼️

[stephexmachina]

it is about being a woman. hope that helps!

[sugurugetos]

THE PITT — S02E13 7:00PM

[kaletastrophes]

Let’s annoy papa on the day he’s telling everyone he’s going to kill himself :)