A Dream That's Worth Keeping

Hello, welcome. I'm a reader, writer, and librarian. Be prepared for Disney, Doctor Who, Tim Minchin, Nerdfighteria, McElroy boys and a lot of other I don't even know...

[engygeron]

wish you guys could read. maybe one day. so much to show you

[cryptotheism]

hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."

[cryptotheism]

And not just "oh people called you gay to be mean" like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like "damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men."

[cottoncandylesbo]

you couldn't even wear a scarf. the scarf made you gay.

[greater-than-the-sword]

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

[berdymane]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if I see one more "why age verification is bad" post that doesn't even bother to mention that locking young people out of huge sections of the public sphere - literally the stated goal and primary impact of this shit - is wrong in and of itself I will simply start hitting people with bricks

[vithcy]

MUTUAL!! THAT IMAGE IS AI GENERATED!! MUTUAL! DON'T REBLOG THAT!! IT'S AI!!MUTUAAAL!!

[skajador]

Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE

[riffingtheverse]

@derinthescarletpescatarian

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[the-quasar-hero]

“Why does this character have to be Black?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be a woman?”

Why shouldn’t she be?

“Why does this character have to be gay?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be trans?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be disabled?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be fat?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

[shark-tranny]

earth worm, fire ant, water buffalo

what is the elusive wind animal

[tonsimonsi]

wind turbine

[shark-tranny]

yeah you win

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

Nothing like making up a fake town for your WIP, forgetting it's a fake town and wondering why you can't find it on google maps.

[rylandgraces]

How it feels when someone prevs you

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

Once you've had an Australian Monopoly it's very hard not to look at Sydney streets and think of them as their colours. Every time I see George Street or Regent Street I always think of them as the green ones on the board.

[cumdumpstiel]

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

[dankmemeuniversity]

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

What was Oakie Doke even about? Was it like Noddy where he just has adventures in town? Did he even have a job?

[thecircusflea]

I think he's meant to be a self employed handyman like Handy Mandy?? Who also takes side quests?? Tho tbh this shows written like Big Ears had memory issues and ADHD while on a mushroom trip

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

That does sound familiar. I recall a tool belt or maybe seeing a hammer in his hand at some point.

[pancakeke]

the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven