[emergency-broadcast-system]

Im smoking made up shit

[louisegluckpdf]

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

[thatbitchsimone]

[hyliantomatoes]

i could never go on love island because first of all i’m married but secondly and majorly i would be SO constipated like there’s no way i could poop in the panopticon

[hyliantomatoes]

they would pull me out on day 6 for medical reasons (haven’t pooped)

[hyliantomatoes]

i could never go on love island because first of all i’m married but secondly and majorly i would be SO constipated like there’s no way i could poop in the panopticon

[slutdge]

girl youre not better than everyone just because you dont use tiktok

yes i am

[gothgaymoth]

my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller

[spyglassrealms]

[letterful]

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[flutterbvnny]

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

[hyliantomatoes]

the ratfish is such a good episode of gamechanger if you ignore the ratfish entirely

[proofweed-deactivated20230515]

I love having a job and getting paid

[crashingbore]

[notkatniss]

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

[thedreamthieves]

after years of quoting they went and got some orange juice they literally went and got some orange juice

[saltoncity]

im not a girlblogger im an ADULT. im a WOMANblogger this is WOMANblogging

[innerchildabortionclinic]

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

[hyliantomatoes]

there’s a mountain goats song for everything you’ve ever felt