madd-ironpa

Help i have fallen in the Tumblr hole / I reblog like 1 madd post per year marina best waifu

[alexis-dot-com]

I'll never understand people using "it looks like a PS2 game" as an insult. Bitch, this is PEAK aesthetic

[sonsofshinon]

Little man ---- sphinx

[greater-than-the-sword]

Full offense but I don’t ever want to have to communicate with a machine by speaking to it. Verbally speaking to a machine just feels icky and degrading. I don’t want to describe what I want into the phone prompter. Just let me press 1. I don’t want to address Alexa by name. I don’t even want to waste my precious human language on a chat AI. It is a rock. It is a piece of electrified metal. Do not command me to address the rock with the conceit that it is a human being

[usadapekora]

[headspace-hotel]

When i've been reading a bunch of animal blogs i sometimes start to think about aliens talking about human husbandry

[headspace-hotel]

Humans are naturally creative and like to be given pigments, tools, adhesives, paper, and colorful items to create pictures, sculptures, and writing! Humans engage in these behaviors just out of infancy, even before developing fine motor skills. Be sure to offer praise to your human when they create an artistic work—they thrive on it!

Give your human access to a wide variety of colorful, soft, and shiny or reflective items to decorate their nest. Humans will often become depressed in nests without enough decorations.

Humans like to decorate themselves, too! Humans are happiest when they can choose their thermal-regulation articles from a selection in a wide variety of colors and patterns.

Never isolate a human from other humans! Humans are one of the most social species and will become sick if they cannot play and socialize with other humans. That said, humans have different individual social needs and some will need more time to themselves than others.

Humans usually prefer warmer water for bathing, but cooler water for drinking, so make sure your human has access to both!

Humans can happily live in symbiotic relationships with a variety of terran organisms, and these relationships can be highly beneficial to a human's wellbeing! Allow your human and its family unit to meet with several potential symbionts in order to find a suitable companion.

Singing and making rhythmic noises are natural human behaviors, so if you are not prepared for this, don't get a human!

[foundationaldecay]

hamlet / bill and ted’s excellent adventure

[barnescafe]

Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021), dir. Andy Serkis

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ak794itomugi]

[sinonome-nemu]

アークナイツ マドロック

[zaniaii]

[amygdalae]

[punished-blorx]

Why are the memes for breaking bad so much better than the actual show?

[amygdalae]

This is literally an exchange from the actual show

[himbowelsh]

bitches be like "i know a spot" and then parachute into occupied france

[zevveli]

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

[elsajeni]

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

[princessnijireiki]

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

[siderealsandman]

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

[kc749]

In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.

[qwertyu858]

[officialfist]

Yeah this all checks out

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[katadesmoi]

resurrected characters are like hi :) im back :) and their loved ones are like jesus fucking christ i am going to spend the rest of my life doubting that this is truly you

[jackdawjill]

HELP. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY…..

[adhsea]

[guiltygearofficial]

This applies to all characters by the way. You’re welcome.

[egberts]

I'm weird as shit but at least I'm not mean