Madeline

💕 21 ♦️ They/She ♦️ RAD exchange student ♦️ Everyone's least favorite, evil, nasty little lamb ♦️ AuDHD ♦️ Tormentor of the brothers 💕

[obeymekarasu]

Belphie used to nap in trees back in the Celestial Realm.

[maddielambthemc]

Imagine an angel discovers gravity Isaac Newton style, but instead of an apple falling from the tree, it's Belphie's sleepy ass giving them a concussion.

[asmobaby69]

Hormones are funny because last week, I wanted to rip someone's face off. This week, I want to cling to someone and never let go.

Anyway, can I steal you for cuddles? Pleeeaaassseeee???

— Madeline @maddielambthemc ( @scarletlozenge )

Darling, I expect to see you in my arms right this minute or I'll scream. I could use a little extra affection right about now, or anytime!

[maddielambthemc]

Me rn:

[aspec-mafia-official]

Happy Pride to:

Disabled aspecs

Neurodivergent aspecs

Low/No empathy aspecs

Caedsexual/caedromantic aspecs

Sex/romance repulsed aspecs

Young aspecs

You are not "just stereotypes" or "bad representation". You are not hurting your community, and you have just as much right to be here and to celebrate your identity as any other aspecs.

[radarchives]

[maddielambthemc]

Don't let the 12-year-olds see this, they're gonna accuse anyone who likes him of being a pedo. 😭

[radarchives]

[maddielambthemc]

He needs Golden Hellfire Newt Syrup to get it up. (Jk)

[celestiialsimeon]

I just thought of something--

Does baptism change the way demons and angels interact with that human? Like, does it give a certain "vibe" to them? Do you think it would cause demons to feel awkward around that human for inexplicable reasons?

I could imagine feeling awkward around someone if I were a demon, in that case, but I'm a human, so I dunno, they may have a different train of thought.

— Madeline @maddielambthemc

As far as I know, baptism itself would not suddenly change a person's nature or create some visible mark that demons and angels react to. A baptized human is still a human. Their choices, their heart, and the way they treat others matter far more than a ceremony alone

Would some demons feel awkward about it? Perhaps. Though I suspect that would depend more on the individual demon than the baptism itself. After all, I know several demons who are perfectly capable of making things awkward without any help from religion. In the end, I think most people, whether angel, demon, or human, tend to judge others based on who they are rather than a single event in their past

[maddielambthemc]

Good to know, thank you!

I guess it's something more personal that makes everyone awkward around me. 💀

Darn, I lost a convenient excuse. 🥀

[lucifersalcove]

( @maddielambthemc )

Through the crack in the doorway, Madeline peers into Lucifer's study, not yet entering.

"Lucifer? Is it alright if I come in? Please?" *Sniffle*

Hmn? What happened my dear? Come in.

[maddielambthemc]

"I had a nightmare.

"I know, it's really dumb, nightmares don't usually affect me this way, but this one's different. It felt so real.

"And, um, you were there, too."

[lucifersalcove]

He sets his pen down for a moment.

Oh? Come. Sit. Tell me.

[maddielambthemc]

"Well..."

[Spoilers for IDO, Lucifer's route] (Also very long, sorryyyyy)

"It felt like it was set in the future. We were dating—I know, really weird—and we had been together for a long time. We even just graduated RAD."

(Long part ahead, skip if you want)

"So, there was some sort of arranged marriage thing with you and someone else, but that got overturned. Then, we're living together and planning a wedding, and looking for rings.

"There was some stone we were supposed to have, and someone said you stole it, even though you didn't. Then, we were running away from the royal guard, got imprisoned in the dungeon, and escaped.

(Yapfest over)

"The worst part is, um... Well, they, um... They tried to execute me, and—, and you stepped in the way and took the arrows, and...

"You—, um—, you...died."

*They break down in tears again, and wipe them on their sleeve.*

"It really got to me. It scared me so much—it felt so real. I'm scared it's one of those prophetic dreams, again. I don't want it to happen—please don't die!"

[lucifersalcove]

( @maddielambthemc )

Through the crack in the doorway, Madeline peers into Lucifer's study, not yet entering.

"Lucifer? Is it alright if I come in? Please?" *Sniffle*

Hmn? What happened my dear? Come in.

[maddielambthemc]

"I had a nightmare.

"I know, it's really dumb, nightmares don't usually affect me this way, but this one's different. It felt so real.

"And, um, you were there, too."

[satansnekonook]

how do i successfully hide a body no glue, no borax?

What on hells is a borax?

Anyway, simply just keep one in your family’s dungeon— what do you mean humans don’t have dungeons?! Damn, well.. Have you tried using cement and a plastic drum? Can you do incineration magic? How good are you at hacking with an axe and digging?

[aydien677]

You would think a demon would be more helpful, Dig three feet in your garden and bury it there, the oxygen in the soil helps the body decompose faster. Once finished, put endangered flowers on top so it's illegal to remove those. Yes it is a lot of work but it's worth the effort.

[maddielambthemc]

Omg I am getting SO many ideas, thank you! 💕

[satansnekonook]

how do i successfully hide a body no glue, no borax?

What on hells is a borax?

Anyway, simply just keep one in your family’s dungeon— what do you mean humans don’t have dungeons?! Damn, well.. Have you tried using cement and a plastic drum? Can you do incineration magic? How good are you at hacking with an axe and digging?

[lucifersarchive]

Have the sheep considered the classic dig 12 feet down, bury 6 feet back, place a dead animal on top, and then fill in the rest of the hole so if it’s ever redug up someone just finds the dead animal and leaves it alone.

[maddielambthemc]

Thank you, Lucifer. 💕

[obey-me-polls]

Which of the 7 brothers will get married first?

who will get married first?

Lucifer

Mammon

Levi

Satan

Asmo

Beel

Belphie

Voting ended onJun 8

[maddielambthemc]

Definitely Lucifer, I'll make sure of that myself. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[lucifersalcove]

I can't say I have much to offer, but I remember you said you liked this broach I made back in the human world, before I came here.

I know it's been a year or so, but I finally brought it with me to the Devildom. I wanted you to have it! :D

(//It's a pun on the name "barred owl," so it's a "bard owl" with a lute on its back, lol.)

— Madeline @maddielambthemc

Hmn. I see. This is quite nice.

[maddielambthemc]

Is it not what you hoped for? :') It's ok if it's not, you don't have to keep it.

[lucifersalcove]

No no, it is quite alright. I do like it.

[maddielambthemc]

Thank you! (TT u TT)

[lucifersalcove]

I can't say I have much to offer, but I remember you said you liked this broach I made back in the human world, before I came here.

I know it's been a year or so, but I finally brought it with me to the Devildom. I wanted you to have it! :D

(//It's a pun on the name "barred owl," so it's a "bard owl" with a lute on its back, lol.)

— Madeline @maddielambthemc

Hmn. I see. This is quite nice.

[maddielambthemc]

Is it not what you hoped for? :') It's ok if it's not, you don't have to keep it.

[solomon-the-wise]

Heysolomoncifer :3

Joinuscifer

Weareonlytalkingindifferent"Lucifer name variations"cifer

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Youshouldtoocifer!

Inhonorforlucifersbirthdaycifer 🙂‍↕️

- @lurrenia-the-servamp

Soundsfuncipher! Doyouthinkhewillbeinagoodenoughmoodtodaytopactwithmecifer?

[lurrenia-the-servamp]

Perhapscifer. Howaboutihelpyouwhenyouaskcifer? Imakehimsomethingcifer. Andyoubuyhimapresentcifer. Iheardthereisabrandnewcursedrecordcifer. Hemightlikethatcifer. Worthashotisaycifer.

[solomon-the-wise]

Ifoundacursedrecordplayerinahumanworldthriftstorecipher. Perhapsishouldgiftthattohimcipher? Whatdoyouthinkcipher?

[lurrenia-the-servamp]

Goodideacifer!!! Ithinkheisgoingtolikethatalotcifer U.U

[solomon-the-wise]

Itisdecidedthencipher! Iwillalsobakeacaketogoalongwithitcipher^^

[lurrenia-the-servamp]

Perhapsleavethecaketomeandsimeoncifer?

IamsureSimeonwouldlovetomakeoneforlucifercifer.

[maddielambthemc]

What??? What is happening??? Why are you talking like thatcifer???

Ohnocifer

I'vecaughtthe"cifer"cifer

HELPCIFER

[boozehund-blog]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[solomiracle]

FUCK this post and happy birthday lucifer obey me

[maddielambthemc]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCIFER OBEY ME

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ILY BEST HUSBAND OF THE UNIVERSE, PRECIOUS TRAGIC BEAUTIFUL TRAUMATIZED OLD GEEZER, GORGEOUS CREATURE WHO COULD DO LITERALLY EVERYTHING WRONG AND STILL MAKE ME FALL, ILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Was that crazy fangirly enough?

[devildomwriter]

We somehow romance THIS traumatized man? Like a year after he fell in Nightbringer, how do we do it when he’s in this state of mind!?

[maddielambthemc]

Right?? Aaaggghhhhhghghh I feel so bad for him 😭

[lucifersalcove]

I've become addicted to your hugs. How will you take responsibility? 😤

— Madeline @maddielambthemc

I will not. You were the one who chose to hug me continuously, my dear MC.

[maddielambthemc]

Waaaaahhhhh, you could have at least warned me. :((