monSOLO

Sorcerer and professional cook (•̀ᴗ-)✧ [pfp made by the lovely @barbcvnt]

[cnl0400]

you can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong. i love Solomon but can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out for his actions (which are always correct).

[spinyspinnn]

forever wip solomon🥀🥀 ts supposed to be a rendering experiment/study but i lost motivation half way so

[solomon-the-wise]

No offense, but I’m pretty sure only you and Raphael like your cooking. Everyone else, as far as I know, hates it.

I'm sure there are plenty of fans of my cooking. You haters are just too blind to see.

[satansnekonook]

You’re blind in the kitchen too but I still love you. 🥀

[solomon-the-wise]

Love you too, dear <3

[solomon-the-wise]

Then, as a professional cook, which spices or ingredients would you never add to your recipes? For example, when you try to make some marinated meat..

Definitely bufo eggs. I will never understand how it gained so much popularity in the Devildom. They are very slimy, even when you prepare them well, or put them in a dish.

Oh, and Arsenic too. It never adds any extra flavour to the food, so I find it to be a waste.

[solomon-the-wise]

No offense, but I’m pretty sure only you and Raphael like your cooking. Everyone else, as far as I know, hates it.

I'm sure there are plenty of fans of my cooking. You haters are just too blind to see.

[solomon-the-wise]

🐑🎀 -

Is temporary blindness a common side effect of getting visions?

[Bumps into him]

I cannot see :/

*Solomon helps guide Thea to a nearby surface so sit.*

For some people, yes. Hopefully it gets better with time... If not, I'm always here ^^ I'm sure we could figure something out. Just stay seated for now, okay? I don't want you to get hurt.

[solomon-the-wise]

I slipped on the stairs just now,

I’m okay, might have a bruise on my rear tho

...

...Want me to kiss it better?—

[solomon-the-wise]

Cut my self on this fucking chair yesterday while I was trying to get out of it. 😭😤

Want me to kiss it better?^^

[yugohhasissues-main]

Yes 🥺

[solomon-the-wise]

But you kicked me.

[yugohhasissues-main]

🥺

[solomon-the-wise]

Okayy fine, come here.

[solomon-the-wise]

Cut my self on this fucking chair yesterday while I was trying to get out of it. 😭😤

Want me to kiss it better?^^

[yugohhasissues-main]

Yes 🥺

[solomon-the-wise]

But you kicked me.

[solomon-the-wise]

OH MY GODDD!!! I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YOU ALL OVER THE INTERNET, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?????

Hiii

[solomon-the-wise]

Any plans for pride month

Im assuming you do 🤨🫵

Oh I have a lot of plans^^

[solomon-the-wise]

Cut my self on this fucking chair yesterday while I was trying to get out of it. 😭😤

Want me to kiss it better?^^

[solomon-the-wise]

Put whatever cake you have back where it came from, sorcerer. Honestly, causing trouble on someone’s birthday…

— Michael

Woah, look it's big M himself!

[solomon-the-wise]

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Sotheycanjoininonthefuncifer!

Themorethebetterisaycifer! >:3

Spreadtheciferviruscifer!

- @lurrenia-the-servamp

APPRENTICES, ASSEMBLE!

joinuscipher ^^

[solomon-the-wise]

Heysolomoncifer :3

Joinuscifer

Weareonlytalkingindifferent"Lucifer name variations"cifer

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Youshouldtoocifer!

Inhonorforlucifersbirthdaycifer 🙂‍↕️

- @lurrenia-the-servamp

Soundsfuncipher! Doyouthinkhewillbeinagoodenoughmoodtodaytopactwithmecifer?

[lurrenia-the-servamp]

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[solomon-the-wise]

Ifoundacursedrecordplayerinahumanworldthriftstorecipher. Perhapsishouldgiftthattohimcipher? Whatdoyouthinkcipher?

[lurrenia-the-servamp]

Goodideacifer!!! Ithinkheisgoingtolikethatalotcifer U.U

[solomon-the-wise]

Itisdecidedthencipher! Iwillalsobakeacaketogoalongwithitcipher^^

[solomon-the-wise]

Heysolomoncifer :3

Joinuscifer

Weareonlytalkingindifferent"Lucifer name variations"cifer

Itssomuchfuncifer XD

Youshouldtoocifer!

Inhonorforlucifersbirthdaycifer 🙂‍↕️

- @lurrenia-the-servamp

Soundsfuncipher! Doyouthinkhewillbeinagoodenoughmoodtodaytopactwithmecifer?

[lurrenia-the-servamp]

Perhapscifer. Howaboutihelpyouwhenyouaskcifer? Imakehimsomethingcifer. Andyoubuyhimapresentcifer. Iheardthereisabrandnewcursedrecordcifer. Hemightlikethatcifer. Worthashotisaycifer.

[solomon-the-wise]

Ifoundacursedrecordplayerinahumanworldthriftstorecipher. Perhapsishouldgiftthattohimcipher? Whatdoyouthinkcipher?

[solomon-the-wise]

Heysolomoncifer :3

Joinuscifer

Weareonlytalkingindifferent"Lucifer name variations"cifer

Itssomuchfuncifer XD

Youshouldtoocifer!

Inhonorforlucifersbirthdaycifer 🙂‍↕️

- @lurrenia-the-servamp

Soundsfuncipher! Doyouthinkhewillbeinagoodenoughmoodtodaytopactwithmecifer?