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Sorcerer and professional cook (•̀ᴗ-)✧ [pfp made by the lovely @barbcvnt]

[solomon-the-wise]

words on the street is you have a tiny bit 🤏 crush on your apprentice 👀... Are the streets spitting facts ?!?!

Are they? Who knows?

[satansnekonook]

@aydien677 You have my utmost gratitude for granting me permission to use your… masterpiece.

Now, would anyone care for a game? 😊

[solomon-the-wise]

[satansnekonook]

[solomon-the-wise]

[satansnekonook]

Hey, don’t think I didn’t see your first move.

[solomon-the-wise]

go eady om tgis rodent willyou?

[satansnekonook]

Whether man or rodent, no form can suppress your brilliance, mon soleil. You’ll be fine.

[solomon-the-wise]

Ah! Looks like I got distracted by my wonderfully brilliant boyfriend’s pretty face. Oh noooo :(

[satansnekonook]

@aydien677 You have my utmost gratitude for granting me permission to use your… masterpiece.

Now, would anyone care for a game? 😊

[solomon-the-wise]

[satansnekonook]

[solomon-the-wise]

[satansnekonook]

Hey, don’t think I didn’t see your first move.

[solomon-the-wise]

go eady om tgis rodent willyou?

[satansnekonook]

@aydien677 You have my utmost gratitude for granting me permission to use your… masterpiece.

Now, would anyone care for a game? 😊

[solomon-the-wise]

[satansnekonook]

[solomon-the-wise]

[satansnekonook]

@aydien677 You have my utmost gratitude for granting me permission to use your… masterpiece.

Now, would anyone care for a game? 😊

[solomon-the-wise]

[satansnekonook]

You would look AMAZING in a dead wife flashback montage

@solomon-the-wise I’m sorry my love, but I must perish for the plot and the aesthetic.

[solomon-the-wise]

ill dunk you inti the fountain of youht tge next chance i get

[solomon-the-wise]

senpai do you like me? 🥺

"b-b-baka!!"

[teleported-against-his-will]

Could you put Solomon in a bowl of soup pretty please?

Solomon was Teleported to: Sopa especial Sanborns

[solomon-the-wise]

solosoup? souplomon?

[solomon-the-wise]

*gently hands you a crumpled ball of tinfoil*

*Solorat looks a tad bit confused, but accepts the offering nonetheless. Minutes later he can be observed playing with it— rolling it around, chasing it, pouncing on it and what not.*

[solomon-the-wise]

🛸 *take you to the space* ✨

*Solorat presses himself to the glass of the vessel and looks down at the earth, whiskers twitching. He seems to be delighted.*

[solomon-the-wise]

This is me sliding into your DMs 😉

the sliderrr

[solomon-the-wise]

Solomonmnnn !!!! What have you told thirteen about me ??? The moment I meet her she goes "I mean, i assume you must be the novice sorcerer he was going on about ?" Going on about whattttt ?? How much have you told her about me ??? And what does she knowwew ???

(no like genuinely I want to know what solomon might have told thirteen about mc and i just want a crack fic at this point lol like imagine solomon breaking in thirteens cave again and as she tries to kill him AGAIN he is yapping about his "adorable and favourite" apprentice with heart in his eyes and part of her wants to meet mc just so she could know what the hype is about and how mc has gotten millennium old beings like solomon, demons and angel wrapped around their finger lmao)

Im sorry…who?

[soumemon]

[crackships-offical]

Idk why but when i see a post of Satan it reminds me of this image:

[solomon-the-wise]

Would you like some nachos with cheese?

yespleade!! my apprentices areso thougthful...

[satansnekonook]

Tsnnie wherre didyou go i needmy scritches :c I'm a lonelylittle rat

-@solomon-the-wise

And a needy one, might I add. Don’t get your whiskers in a twist, I simply went to fetch you some food. I’ll be back in a moment, Sol.

[solomon-the-wise]

Tanieeeeee youre tsking toolong did you decide to abandonme?

[satansnekonook]

Hey, of course I didn’t. You’re lounging on my bed, you’re fine.

[solomon-the-wise]

Lonley...ohim so lonely...

[satansnekonook]

Tsnnie wherre didyou go i needmy scritches :c I'm a lonelylittle rat

-@solomon-the-wise

And a needy one, might I add. Don’t get your whiskers in a twist, I simply went to fetch you some food. I’ll be back in a moment, Sol.

[solomon-the-wise]

Tanieeeeee youre tsking toolong did you decide to abandonme?