[jnacho]

[teamfreewilldcats]

[officialunitedstates]

does anyone want to join my midnight shovel club?  we walk around the streets at midnight with shovels

[ask-cloud-skipper]

[tastefullyoffensive]

🔊

[bisexualwario]

[moved-to-lumnch]

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

[slimy]

cutting a worm will not make two worms

[babyanimalgifs]

why is my pencil talking

[reservoirdogs1992-blog]

[miridai]

[c0ffeekitten]

I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick

[ampervadasz]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Sound on.

[continuetobecurious]

[intrespectived]

only kids who grew up in the early 2000s will remember:

[dennys]

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

[s00nstuck023]

we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory

[turnaroundandie-deactivated2023]

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi

[thepharcydeofthemoon]

[allleyezzonme]

You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

[gingeralefanclub-deactivated201]

not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die