Kanimanal Justice

Sevendy Levendy by the Kevendies

[ampervadasz]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

"being in the military is hard" theres harder things. Like telling my mom she was wrong about something

[abernathyvalois]

feminine urge to Know Everything and speak 12 languages

[casgirl]

Women in STEM (spreading rumors, telling lies, exaggerating, and misinformation)

[pointnclick]

how im trying to be

[solardrake]

who dehydrated my fucking dog

[solardrake]

WOOWOO RESTORED

[blubbed]

i hope my blog feels like you’re walking through a really well-curated museum except there’s this guy next to you who’s talking on the phone and saying really insane things and you just have to deal with that

[mmelpomenee]

[rslashrats]

i think some of you need to eat a slice of cheesecake and listen to ambient rain noises ten hours

[driesvand]

[judyjetsons]

me abt to do my makeup

[humorking]

my dad: who the hell is watching dragon tales on netflix? 

me:

[mizoguchi]

[mjalti]

some “doctor” peoples who went to “medical school” and “understand the functionings of the human body”: Diet Coke isn’t good for you bc the chemicals destroy ur body

me: 🙄 okie dokie … quack…

user truewarrirorslight on page 48 of a forum I’m reading at 2:45 am: Diet Coke can interfere with how you develop ur psychic powers bc of the chemicals in it

me: yoooooo Diet Coke is Not Healthy!!!

[icouldwritebooks]

I love it when the little kids I’m teaching online have complete and total misconceptions of what’s going on. So far, I’ve encountered the following:

1. I had been teaching a little girl for several months, when one day she said to me: “My mother says you’re a real person, not an app. If you’re a real person, show me your husband.”

2. I was about to end a class, but the little girl I was teaching didn’t want the class to end. She turned to her mom and asked if she could please watch one more episode. Turns out she was under the impression that I was a very interactive TV program.

3. I couldn’t find my marker in class today. The boy I was teaching was like, “What’s your apartment number? I’ll come up and help you find it!” The boy lives in China and I live in the United States. I guess most people he knows live in the same building as him, so he assumed I did too.

4. I had been teaching a kid for quite some time when I mentioned my age in class. She was like, “Wait, you’re an adult????” She’d thought I was twelve.

[icouldwritebooks]

5. I just finished my last class of the night. At the end of it, the three year old girl (in China) wanted to know if she could come over and we could have the next class at my house.

[islamstan-deactivated20191130]

remember when you were a child and you thought the moon was following you in the car…gud times

[siriusc]

do you ever get stuck in between “it’s ok not to have everything on track i got time” and “i’ve already wasted my life at the ripe old age of 23”

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

so i didn’t realize kuzco is literally only 17 in the emperor’s new groove and the pacha-kuzco dynamic becomes like 8x funnier bc pacha has accidentally adopted a teenager

[sexycraisinthanos]

Kuzco: I want to tear down your home and build a swimming pool there. lol

Pacha: 

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