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Maddox Mater | 21 

[greelin]

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

[sweaterpawsjimin]

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[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

[baawri]

[maddoxmater]

anyone: *says something to me*

me: haha yeahh

me in head: what did they just say

[maddoxmater]

Lumpy was in amazement. He was actually meeting someone famous— someone on television. He had to tell Roo, and Ian and Albert and everyone he knew. His face lit up like a child, smiling brightly and bouncing on the heels of his shoes. “ Can I have your autograph Mr. Maddox? “

“Yes.” Maddox took out his little stamper from his pocket and stamped his signature to Lumpy’s forehead. “There ya go.” 

[maddoxmater]

“ And that’s how I got fired from my last job. “ Maja grinned, before tilting his head while looking at Maddox. “ Wait– -You think that’s funny? “

“Yes?” Maddox grinned. “Now that you’re fired...you can do...different things. It’s a chance to find a new job or a new hobby.”

[maddoxmater]

cherricokemuttonfudge :

“ What? You can’t seriously think Eduardo Hook is funny? Everything about him is…spooky.” 

“Umm...well I only met him once. We played with waterballoonS...and he had a knife the entire time but I don’t see what’s so spooky. He didn’t do anything wrong.” 

[shadow-evans-blog]

“ And… I need to go grocery shopping. Again. “

[maddoxmater]

“Why did you put an empty milk container back in there?”

[maddoxmater]

“Yeah...that’s really funny.” he let out a sheepish laugh. He’d only listened to half of the story before zoning out. 

[practicallydisney]

[kingrudegyalchina]

I’m always Drake #3-6

[kingrudegyalchina]

What level of Drake are you today ?

[maddoxmater]

fionna-mcqueen :

“You drove a car or got driven around in one? The first time I stepped into a car here, I thought I was having intercourse. But it’s not like that here. Where did you end up visiting?” 

“I was driven around. Both were weird at first but driving made me feel extra weird for some reason.” He didn’t know how to explain it. “I ended up going all the way to California. I met a bunch of people there. Which reminds me, I ran into this girl who looked exactly like you! I thought I was hallucinating since I really missed you but it turned out she was real.” 

[sugarpinklullaby]

there is absolutely nothing worse than watching yourself become a second choice to someone you still consider to be your first.

[yoncevevo-deactivated20251204]

me @ drama i’m not involved in

[deuvaodechinita]

Gregg Sulkin

[lumpyheffalumps-blog]

“ Hey!! I swear, I thought I saw you on a TV before… What was it… “ Lumpy put a finger on his chin. “ Oh! Lip Sync Battle! That was you, right? With the wig on? “

@maddoxmater

[maddoxmater]

Maddox proudly smiles as he watched himself perform on the screen. “Yes. That is me. That’s actually one of my finer performances.”