Mortal Kombat 11 Banter Meme - Kano
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“Sorry, mate, I don’t grovel.”
“Guessin’ you’re about to tell me.”
“You gonna yabber, or we gonna deal?”
“Talking out of your clacker, love.”
“Still mad as a cut snake.”
“But look how it brought us together.”
“How long have you been practicin’ that one?”
“Anything particular? I’ve lost track.”
“Aw, let’s make nice, sweetie.”
“Your mum’s gonna shed a few tears.”
“When she gets your head in a box, she will.”
“Who needs trust when you’ve got leverage?”
“Now that’s a bonzer attitude.”
“Now why’d you knock back my offer?”
“We just haven’t found the right price.”
“I ain’t so easy to snuff out.”
“And you’re still here? Ballsy.”
“Couldn’t pay me to stay away, love.”
“Oy! Don’t go crook on me!”
“Find your own sheep to shear.”
“I don’t split nothing with nobody.”
“Killing you will be a piece of piss.”
“Would you settle for me sausage?”
“It’s gotten mucked up, see, and expensive.”
“Now your blood’s worth bottling.”
“It’s a compliment down under, love.”
“Yeah, but your tastes are a bit iffy, love.”
“Was a pretty ballsy move, eh?”
“I do a job right, or not at all.”
“We’ll get along just fine.”
“There is a discount for mates.”
“That’s gonna cost you a bundle.”
“Git scars where you stabbed me.”
“I still owe you for the first batch.”
“I’d apologize, but why insult you?”
“It’s just the way God made me.”
“C’mon, it was business, not personal.”
“Hey, don’t blame me you got suckered.”
“What? Who’ve you been gossiping with?”
“I’m owed for services rendered.”
“Don’t double-cross a double-crosser.”
“I could use some extra hands.”
“Wasting your time with that sheep-shagger.”
“What kind of mug do you take me for?”
“You mucked up my business, mate.”
“Nobody welches on [name].”
“Occupational hazard, [name].”
“Eh, it’s all so much yabber.”
“You knew this was coming.”
“Got something to say, [name]?”
“My aren’t you the full quid.”
“Got something to trade?”
“I’ll take those off your hands.”
“Always a knocker, aren’t you?”
“Hired? I’m doing this one for fun!”
“Don’t you just look peachy.”
“I could eat a peach for hours.”
“Gotta go where business takes me, love.”
“My loyalty’s always for sale.”
“Well, we ain’t here to fuck spiders.”
“All this chasing’s got me knackered.”
“Can’t. I’m like a dog with a bone.”
“You’re in over your head, [name].”
“Good luck with that, ya drongo.”
“Taking my cut out of your hide.”
“This time I’ll make sure you’re dead.”
“Just need a knife to gut ya.”
“If it’s tail ya want, I can get that.”
“A scruple? Note the date and time.”
“Just going where the fans are.”
“Wanna lick the blood off the floor?”
“Crookest excuse I ever heard.”
“Trying to move up from the kid’s table?”
“Back off, you ungrateful yobbo.”
“Bloke’s gotta mark his territory.”
“You sheilas take forever getting ready.”
“I haven’t killed anything all day.”
“There’s no money in surrender.”
“I’m just a bloke with appetites.”
“It ain’t worth nothing anyway.”
“Gotta be something you need.”
“Now why is it we ain’t mates, [name]?”
“Reckoned you’d have visited me sooner.”
“Then I’m not trying hard enough, am I?”
“That’s a feature, not a bug.”
“So much for being mates.”
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