Southern Helle

I'm your average foul mouthed future mother to five hundred cats, current mother of three.

[swagintherain]

[lissanaria-deactivated20220607]

PETA being shredded renews my life.

[stayingwoke]

Today in, “You Fucked with the wrong judge” News.

Judge removes 2 people, calls them clowns during local woman’s sentencing for deadly DUI crash.

That “Try It” was everything.

[nope]

“Not in courtroom 502.” I was shook honestly

[gunzonyatmblr]

TRYYYYYYYYYY IT

[cherrytoothache]

Who else hates Donald Trump on this fine July day

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[tastefullyoffensive]

Thanks for the pupdate. (via sokane1)

[eroticfriendfictions]

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”

[tastefullyoffensive]

This is art. (via zebrakebebra)

[therevenantrising-deactivated20]

This shit makes me crack up every single time.

[itswalky]

tinkle outside the binkle

[sodomydog]

IT’S BACK

[madeinthedirtysouth]

me: *displays affection by giving you links to posts i think are relevant to your interests*

[lil-patchouli]

[mon-seul-souhait]

[thelatestkate]

[micdotcom]

Watch: President Obama delivers pointedly feminist speech at United State of Women summit

[oceansoverflowme]

This man is my hero

[moesha-blog]

!!!!!!!!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[believe-in-laughter-deactivated]

books-on-tables:

what the fuck

[zombified-sourpatch-kid]

What in the actual fuck?

[fueledbyfantasy]

*slow clap*

[cultono]

My brain just ran out the door… oh shit…

[rahmagical]

serious mind fuck

[mrpipenpadalocksarcopolis]

Fuuuuqqqq

[captain-aprilham-lincoln]

THIS IS MORE FUCKING COMPLICATED THAN DOCTOR WHO!!! 

[fuckyeahnicci]

Read the entire article about this. It will completely blow your mind. This doesn’t explain it nearly as well as the article.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

The way to love someone is to lightly run your finger over that person’s soul until you find a crack - and then gently pour your love into that crack.

Keith Miller (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[squirreledelman]

This is what is getting me through the rest of this week….. 😂

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Joe is not here for the fuckery

[shesheistyy-deactivated20250330]

These are my favorite

[babyanimalgifs]

[asombodyinanobodytown-deactivat]

I REALLY FUCKING LOVE THIS OKAY