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Maddie: If I wanna hardcore prank the son of fairy godmother, I will hardcore prank the goddamn son of fairy godmother whether you like it or not!!
Maddie: Don't make me mcfucking Yeet you on this.
Maddie: Listen, as your first prank it's go big or go home-- GOT IT???
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textย ๐๐ซ miam
Maddie: ๐๐๐
Maddie: I'm jumping off the roof and you can't stop me! HARDCORE PARKCORE WOOOOO!!!
TEXTย ๐ GADDIE
G3: Whatever, it was just the one time. I mean, I couldn't let my dumbass brother - Junior, not the ACTUAL dumbass one - fail some stupid paper about "killing mockingbirds" and risk getting benched from a football game. The football team NEEDS us, we've practically got psychic energy out there running plays together, we can change up the call without even needing to really think about it. We're like, an unstoppable force, and it's not like I made his paper sound TOO smart when I swapped my words out for his. I just, you know, made sure to mention Atticus Finch a few times instead of letting him turn in his thing LITERALLY. GIVING. INSTRUCTIONS. ON WHAT GUN TO USE. AND HOW TO AIM. AT MOCKINGBIRDS.
Maddie: Lmao, take a breath my dude. BREATHE, IT'S COOL.
Maddie: You're not the only one who's ever done someone else's homework assignment for them, it happens ALLLLL the time.
Maddie: Hell, I've done someone's Art project before-- not my best work but it was passable. PFTTTTTTT, not gonna lie I would've loved to see the professor's critique on that one. Junior writing a paper on how to kill a mockingbird for 'How To Kill A Mockingbird' would have been Mcfreaking iconic.
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Junior: Lol the more chances you give him, the more chances you'll want to give him. It's like emotional Pringles, dude.
Maddie: I'll quit eating Pringles then lol, problem solved.
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Junior: I'm saying why should you like a shithead? Don't you deserve better?
Junior: Like okay
Junior: If I hadn't stopped being a shithead, Abs would've totally moved on and she would've deserved to have, you know? Just saying. I wrote the book on "love is lame, don't ruin the friendship, what we have is enough, don't push me" and I still came through for my girl. Why can't your dude?
Maddie: I do, but sometimes your heart is like 'fuck you' and decides to like a shithead. Well, he wasn't always a shithead lol.
Maddie: I getcha-- and you're right. Alright, one more chance then I'm out. If he blows it again this time, i'll move on for good.
gastonthejrโ:
โFor sure. If thereโs one holiday FG shouldโve pulled out the stops for, you think itโd be this one. Iโm just glad I havenโt seen anyone wearing costumes of our parents, though,โ he admitted. โI totally thought some AKs wouldโve found that spooky.โ He wrinkled his nose back at her and nodded. โUh, yeah, unless you found yourself another harem.โ
โMaybe sheโll go nuts on Christmas instead, thatโs where all the holiday hype seems to be directed towards these days,โ Maddie pondered on the thought for a moment and agreed with Junior, โMe too, I wouldโve hated if that happened.โ She shivered a little.ย โEven just imagining someone dressing up as my pops makes me wanna Kermit.โ Her expression cleared as Junior scrunched his nose back and she stuck her tongue out. โAnother harem? No thanks, yuck. I already have my hands full with two idiots.โย
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Junior: I'm going to pretend you took it back anyway, not sorry.
Junior: Thanks.
Junior: If you're the one trying everything and he still ain't doing shit, you ever considered he might not be shit?
Maddie: Boooo
Maddie: NP, my dude
Maddie: UGHHH but I like him already even if he's a total shithead >:( Are you saying its time for me to move on??
gastonthejrโ:
Gaston Jr.โs eyes went wide at the sight of Maddie and he raised a palm to greet her, letting out an โAaay!โ of recognition. โWhatโs up, buttercup?โ he greeted, not sure of what her costume was but not really caring. The best part of Halloween before was the skimpy outfits but his girl was more fun to look at than wishing anyone else was wearing less. โYeah, itโs fun. Enough fun, anyway. Not too scary though. They should try harder on that front, isnโt this the time to be spooked? Speaking of spooky, why are you all by your lonesome? I almost never see you without some guy following you, true facts.โ
โAyyyy~!โ Maddie echoed Juniorโs cheer and gave his shoulder a soft punch in greeting. โCould totally be spookier,โ she agreed with a solemn nod. โI think they couldโve at least tried to step it up with some fake blood and creepy ambiance music, donโt you think?โ She thoughtfully hummed to herself before wrinkling her nose at his comment. โWho, you mean your brother and Tones?โ She wasnโt quite sure where Tres went, but she was ninety-nine percent sure Anthony would be arriving soon-- when he finished sulking over losing their bet.
Iโll tear us apart || Maddie & Tones
lordatremaineโ:
Anthony groaned, he didnโt want to talk that could lead to dangerous topics and he could confess how stupid his feelings were shifting from friendship to something else. Nonetheless he let her grab his hand but refused to really look at her, his eyes always shifting so they wouldnโt betray him. โI donโt know, I just think there was a line in our friendship weโre not supposed to cross and I crossed it.โ He half confessed โWeโve known each other since forever, Maddie and now I feel like lately we just keep arguing because we crossed that line. Is this making any sense?โ Anthony asked knowing that he wasnโt since he wasnโt confessing the whole truth of why he was feeling the way he was feeling. He couldnโt everything was already was already a mess and confessing his feeling to Maddie would only make the situation worse.
Madeleine frowned when Anthony refused to meet her eyes, but she didnโt push. Part of her just wanted to quickly get over their argument so they could go back to being best buds and buddies again.ย โA line in our friendship? Are you talking about the kiss--?โ Maddie brought the question up almost immediately, eyebrows furrowing as she tried to make sense of his words.ย โI was the one who kissed you, in that case. Wouldnโt that be me who crossed the line?โ She pointed at herself.ย
Madeleine had totally glammed herself up tonight, even going as far as to dust glitter onto her cheekbones for extra sparkly-dazzle effect. Sheโd arrived at the ball earlier, spending her first hour flitting around the room and catching up with familiar faces. As the second hour approached however, she could feel her stomach begin to rumble with hunger. Deciding it would be the perfect moment to raid the snack buffet, she made her way across the dance floor and bumped into someone in her haste, nearly knocking over their drink.ย โOh shit! Sorry about that, are you oka--- Anthony?โ She brightened upon recognizing him immediately,ย โThere you are~! I was wondering where you were.โย
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Textย โก Mova
Madeleine: Ooh! Artsy, I like it!
Madeleine: I love to make collages, like cut out magazines and stuff-- and sharpie all over it :D
Nova: I've never been as big on that, mostly because my parents had good reason not to trust me with scissors as a kid :-p
text ๐ฟ๐ขย zaddie
Maddie: HMMMMMMM a better idea would be to just keep my eyes where they are. I don't have eye-insurance-- do they even have that 'round here? Auradon seems to have something for everything so I wouldn't be surprised.
Maddie: bAHAHA well I guess we can't have that, can we? Ugh don't remind me, it sucks and I'd rather not think about it. Barfomatic indeed, I totally mcfrickin' agree.
Zevon: Probably? They got a bunch of four eyes around here, and I doubt they pay for it just for fun.
Zevon: Then don't think about it, I don't get why everyone here acts like it's so hard to nip that shit in the bud.
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Junior: Don't call me sweet, I'm a man! A manly man! Who happens to be in love but still!
Junior: My dad wasn't miserable, was he?
Junior: Ack, forget I asked that, it's irrelevant.
Junior: Lmao sounds like he needs more than pointers, he needs a push :-P You know what made me crack? Abs started ignoring me. It drove me cRAZY. And she mentioned talking to other guys. Like, I'm not saying do THAT, but I AM saying it made me freak out to get over my damn self. What's holding up your dude?
Maddie: Too late to take it back :-p
Maddie: Honestly? I don't know, I was never around the house much. Aight, aight. Consider it stardust, gone within the blink of an eye, POOF!
Maddie: Dude, I swear I've tried it all it's like, UGH. I don't even know where to start but he gets crazy jealous over the smallest shit, and when I try to fix things he ignores me for weeks.
Maddie: Like, what the actual HECK!
Textย โก Nadeleine
Madeleine: LMAO why not?? It sounds like an awesome major-- probably just suntan and roll in the sand all day.
Madeleine: I'm an art major! ART is my lifeblood.
Nadia: I don't want too much sun to like, turn my skin leathery. I'm more into fashion but like, I also need to learn about political science and like, kingdom-ruling stuff.
Nadia: Are you like... the kind of classic art you find in castles or like, in niche museums?
josephine-lefouโ:
The best part about Autumn for Josephine was that it was cold enough to get away with wearing a leather jacket but not so cold that a proper coat was required. Despite the fact that she was such a negative person, it always cheered Josephine to see her little sister so happy. It felt as though, despite what they had been through in life, there was always hope for her youngest sibling.ย โWhatโs the point in carnival games if you get nothing from them? Iโm thinking more like a warming cup of spiced apple cider before we take a look at what the shopping is like.โย
Madeleine hummed as they continued down the booths,ย โAw, sometimes you can get things from carnival games! Like stuffed animals and weird cheap dollar-store toys,โ she argued, personally loving to collect weird carnival prizes. At the mention of apple cider, she perked up again.ย โCider~?! Iโm totally down, letโs go drown ourselves in that autumn richness and then shop till we drop.โ