#swerve

MADELEINE; TWENTY-FOUR. MARRIED TO TONY STARK. #SWAGGreetings and salutations, earthlings. Madeleine Rose and I come in peace. Twenty five years old, but actually five years old at heart. I'm married to Tony Stark, so I guess you could call me Pepper...

[madeleineroses]

hahahahHAHAHAHAH was he a grandpa?

[tomjcooper]

Nope. He was surely around our age. 

[madeleineroses]

WELP. When you need to go, you gotta go?

[madeleineroses]

Beastiality has always been a thing, bro.

[jamesfabray]

I never said it wasn’t. Those things just put emphasis on the fact that the world is fucked and people can have some really disturbing kinks. So, getting wet for dancing penguins? Could happen. 

[madeleineroses]

Okay, true. But still -- not me. That shit's weird. I just happen to be always horny, but not because of the crap around me.

[tomjcooper]

I already saw a lot of things early in the morning – weird stuff, really. But, I had never seen a dude actually take a dump in the street just like that. He wasn’t even trying to hide or anything; that was just really disturbing. And I couldn’t eat breakfast after that. Nope, I’m good for now. People should really learn some manners though, no matter what the circumstances might be.

[madeleineroses]

hahahahHAHAHAHAH was he a grandpa?

[pierce-the-skies-deactivated202]

Nothing quite like a stripper-gram so early in the morning, especially when I have work that needs to get done. I appreciate a naked woman as much as the next person, but really there is a time and a place. Usually on my ten minute around 12:30. 

[madeleineroses]

Jesus Christ, how old are you? You look like you're 40.

[billyboygapattack-deactivated20]

Can’t think of a better way to spend the New year weekend than getting lots of kisses from the love of my brothers life..  Arthur you are never getting her back !!!!!!!!!

[madeleineroses]

Puppy!

[madeleineroses]

Do you think there’s actually people out there that get wet to dancing penguins? ‘Cause if so, what the fuck?

Nah. I prefer people. Ya know, real life people.

[jamesfabray]

I think I’ve seen enough shit online to not be surprised by anything anymore. Just last week there was a video of a girl being fucked by a horse going around. And another with a dog, so. 

As you should.

[madeleineroses]

Beastiality has always been a thing, bro.

[madeleineroses]

Is that coffee good??

[joshevns]

Alice did it – could be better.

[madeleineroses]

What does that mean?

[madeleineroses]

So, I was trying to find something to watch on TV but nothing really was on. Everyone knows this struggle, yes? Yes. But then I see Happy Feet is on and I get these crazy flashbacks of the first time I went down on my ex-boyfriend. We were watching the movie, and for some reason I was horny. So after the movie ends, I straight up just go: “yo, you want a blowjob?” And bam. A children’s movie will now forever make me think of blowjobs.

[wrenjm]

What a trip.

[madeleineroses]

I know, man. I know.

[madeleineroses]

If that ruined it for you, then you’re laaaame.

[itsbrooklynjade]

It’s a fuckin’ kids movie. You ruined it for everyone. 

[madeleineroses]

I THINK YOU'LL BE OKAY, FRIEND.

[madeleineroses]

So, I was trying to find something to watch on TV but nothing really was on. Everyone knows this struggle, yes? Yes. But then I see Happy Feet is on and I get these crazy flashbacks of the first time I went down on my ex-boyfriend. We were watching the movie, and for some reason I was horny. So after the movie ends, I straight up just go: “yo, you want a blowjob?” And bam. A children’s movie will now forever make me think of blowjobs.

[naomibordelon-deactivated202008]

You were confident.

[madeleineroses]

Fo sho. What guy doesn't want a blowjob?

[madeleineroses]

So, I was trying to find something to watch on TV but nothing really was on. Everyone knows this struggle, yes? Yes. But then I see Happy Feet is on and I get these crazy flashbacks of the first time I went down on my ex-boyfriend. We were watching the movie, and for some reason I was horny. So after the movie ends, I straight up just go: “yo, you want a blowjob?” And bam. A children’s movie will now forever make me think of blowjobs.

[samlcgans-deactivated20200813]

I applaud you.

[madeleineroses]

Thank you, thank you. At least one person is cool here.

[madeleineroses]

So, I was trying to find something to watch on TV but nothing really was on. Everyone knows this struggle, yes? Yes. But then I see Happy Feet is on and I get these crazy flashbacks of the first time I went down on my ex-boyfriend. We were watching the movie, and for some reason I was horny. So after the movie ends, I straight up just go: “yo, you want a blowjob?” And bam. A children’s movie will now forever make me think of blowjobs.

[jimmycchang-deactivated20170727]

…what?

[madeleineroses]

Did you miss something, or can you not read ORRR QUE?

[madeleineroses]

I was already horny, lmao. Y'all are the weird asses who actually think like that.

[jamesfabray]

The world is fuckin’ weird to begin with – that’s not unheard of.

But, good to know penguins aren’t your thing~

[madeleineroses]

Do you think there's actually people out there that get wet to dancing penguins? 'Cause if so, what the fuck?

Nah. I prefer people. Ya know, real life people.

[madeleineroses]

@madeleinestark: I would not advise playing 2K while high. Seriously, I'm making a bad name for Steph Curry.

[madeleineroses]

Okay, cool. My bad. I’m really high rn.

[sir-charliesmythe]

No worries. I see.

[madeleineroses]

Yay. Fun times. How are you doing? You're cute.

[madeleineroses]

I have no idea what you just said, tbqh.

[sir-charliesmythe]

You asked a question, I replied to it. Then I reacted to your story. That’s pretty much it.

[madeleineroses]

Okay, cool. My bad. I'm really high rn.

[madeleineroses]

So, I was trying to find something to watch on TV but nothing really was on. Everyone knows this struggle, yes? Yes. But then I see Happy Feet is on and I get these crazy flashbacks of the first time I went down on my ex-boyfriend. We were watching the movie, and for some reason I was horny. So after the movie ends, I straight up just go: “yo, you want a blowjob?” And bam. A children’s movie will now forever make me think of blowjobs.

[joshevns]

[madeleineroses]

Is that coffee good??