âAnd then she was like, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote; âTake this bag, itâs so heavy itâs like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!â And then she ran. Biggest anti-climax of the century. Then she fell, and I did the best stitches of my life.â
âWell, that sounds like you had quite the day. Are we talking alcohol sober or drugs sober because it certainly sounds the latter of the two.â











