Because, That's Why.

Jane Darling | Junior | 17 | Dorm: 133B The infamous cousin of Wendy Darling.

[madeofmakebelieve]

Well.. I found a barbie in my french horn.

[not-a-pussy---cat]

  Yeah that little girl runs this family.

[madeofmakebelieve]

That's because she's the only sane one.

We're mad.

[madeofmakebelieve]

Well.. I found a barbie in my french horn.

[not-a-pussy---cat]

  Only if I’m her Princess.

[madeofmakebelieve]

You are, I'm her Knight, and she's our queen.

[madeofmakebelieve]

Well.. I found a barbie in my french horn.

[not-a-pussy---cat]

  And little kids are nothing but honest.

[madeofmakebelieve]

You just want to be the Princess, don't you Oliver?

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Wallace Timothy Axiom

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  I’m going to fucking kill him.

Oh yeah you and Oliver are together. How’s that?

[madeofmakebelieve]

I don't know. I'll just stay over here and wish you the best of luck.

It's like raising two kids.. But eh, I love him.

[madeofmakebelieve]

Well.. I found a barbie in my french horn.

[not-a-pussy---cat]

  Fine.  Damn right I’m prettier.

[madeofmakebelieve]

At least Noelle seems to think so.

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Wallace Timothy Axiom

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  Kissing some blonde little fucker.

[madeofmakebelieve]

Ah, nice. 

All I have to tell is that Oliver made Noelle shove a Barbie in my french horn. I'm boring like that.

[madeofmakebelieve]

Well.. I found a barbie in my french horn.

[not-a-pussy---cat]

  Well maybe a family play date would work, because then I get to play with her and I get to spend time with her.

[madeofmakebelieve]

But Momma Bear's going to sit back and watch. I need a break anyway. I'll just watch you play dress-up. She likes making you the Princess, and I'm always the Knight because Noelle says 'Daddy's not as brave as you, he's prettier.'

[madeofmakebelieve]

Well.. I found a barbie in my french horn.

[not-a-pussy---cat]

  I’ve missed you too.

Now get the Barbie out of your french horn and come play with us.

[madeofmakebelieve]

Hey, she's played a lot with me the past few weeks. She needs you right now.

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Wallace Timothy Axiom

Get your fucking ass over here.

[madeofmakebelieve]

What'd he do now? 

[madeofmakebelieve]

Well.. I found a barbie in my french horn.

[not-a-pussy---cat]

  Or maybe it’s a little bit of both.

[madeofmakebelieve]

Oh how I've missed you.

[madeofmakebelieve]

Well.. I found a barbie in my french horn.

[not-a-pussy---cat]

  Maybe she just doesn’t like the french horn.

[madeofmakebelieve]

Or maybe you're just a child yourself. 

[madeofmakebelieve]

Well.. I found a barbie in my french horn.

[runt-of-olympus]

  Never said that.

[madeofmakebelieve]

You don't say much.

[madeofmakebelieve]

Well.. I found a barbie in my french horn.

[runt-of-olympus]

  Surprisingly better than I expected.

[madeofmakebelieve]

See? It's not that bad to be committed huh?

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[madeofmakebelieve]

Well.. I found a barbie in my french horn.

[not-a-pussy---cat]

  Not entirely.  Okay well maybe it was.

[madeofmakebelieve]

Tricking a child, wow.

[madeofmakebelieve]

Well.. I found a barbie in my french horn.

[runt-of-olympus]

  I don’t doubt it.

[madeofmakebelieve]

By the way, how's married life suiting you?

[madeofmakebelieve]

Well.. I found a barbie in my french horn.

[not-a-pussy---cat]

  I did no such thing.

I may have given her the idea, but she did it.

[madeofmakebelieve]

So it's still your fault. 

[madeofmakebelieve]

Well.. I found a barbie in my french horn.

[runt-of-olympus]

  Good plan.

[madeofmakebelieve]

Thanks, it's been working great so far.