resident evil sentence meme
based off the videogames! feel free to alter pronouns!
“stop! don’t open that door!”
“looks like we got to the root of the problem.”
“i’m sorry for my lack of manners.”
“you’d do the same for me, wouldn’t you?”
“when i saw the uniform, i thought you were a zombie.”
“man, why doesn’t anyone ever listen to me?”
“you really don’t know anything, do you?”
“if you don’t want to listen, i don’t really care. you’re about to die anyway.”
“what could have done this?”
“alright, that’s far enough! don’t move!”
“what’s up with this guy?”
“what’s going on in this town?”
“sorry about that. i thought you were one of them.”
“sorry, but it looks like your party’s been cancelled.”
“fine, but i’m coming back for you.”
“there’s no reason for us to stay any longer than we have to.”
“i know, you want to ask me out.”
“i don’t feel anything, but that’s what bothers me.”
“how dare you tell me to go back outside!”
“wait, i have to ask you something.”
“you really think the master would tell his dog why he has to retrieve the stick he just threw?”
“hey, don’t look at me like that!”
“what did i say? do you have a problem?”
“just so you know, i’m not into that ‘pain is pleasure’ thing, okay?”
“rain or shine, you’re going down!”
“that’s too good for a guess. wanna start explaining?”
“did you send those invitations? i told you no more than fifty people!”
“well, i really don’t give a damn.”
“can’t remember the name, huh?”
“guess that’s a local’s way of breaking the ice.”
“i knew you’d be fine if you landed on your butt.”
“where’s everyone going? bingo?”
“why don’t we cooperate?”
“i, for one, wanna get outta here.”
“looks like things just went from bad to worse.”
“that’s our cue to get the hell outta here!”
“running off like that was reckless and stupid!”
“is it just me, or does everybody always ignore what i say?”
“i’m sure you didn’t just tag along so we can sing kumbaya together at some boy scout bonfire.”
“sounds more like an alien invasion, if you ask me.”
“what’s wrong? cold feet?”
“kinda takes you back, doesn’t it?”
“you sure know how to keep a guy/girl waiting.”
“you were almost a ___ sandwich!”
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