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@madespy
sorry I haven’t been on ! Today’s my birthday and I’ve been busy with family and friends !,
have a starter call !!
“you’d do the same for me, wouldn’t you?”
resident evil / accepting / @madespies
‘ you know i would, merlin. ‘ there isn’t anything in the world he wouldn’t do for merlin. ‘ he reaches out &. brushes a hand across the bruise darkening a temple &. feels his lips twist into a wry smile. that kick was ment for eggsy &. merlin shoved him aside. ‘ gotta prove t’all the grunts you’re as badass as they are, right ? ‘
“that was too close.”
resident evil / accepting / @withoutwar
‘ yeah it was, bruv. y’see the scottish man over there ? a real prick !! if we ain’t careful he’ll make us do paperwork &. other boring shit. ‘
the person I reblogged this from is a cute peach
sb: jade will you ever be serious on your blogs ?
me: whomst ?
“guess that’s a local’s way of breaking the ice.”
resident evil / accepting / @seeksbats
‘ that was nothin’, honestly. ‘ he shrugs a shoulder, lips twisting up in a grin. ‘ it ain’t breakin’ the ice unless someone’s taking a wee in a corner &. someone’s tryin t’hit on their mate’s mum. someone’s usually pissed in the corner. ‘
eggsy, at age 14, bleached his hair &. went throuh an eminem phase.
a ship call ? maybe ? lowkey ?
resident evil sentence meme
based off the videogames! feel free to alter pronouns!
“that was too close.”
“stop! don’t open that door!”
“looks like we got to the root of the problem.”
“i’m sorry for my lack of manners.”
“you’d do the same for me, wouldn’t you?”
“when i saw the uniform, i thought you were a zombie.”
“man, why doesn’t anyone ever listen to me?”
“you really don’t know anything, do you?”
“if you don’t want to listen, i don’t really care. you’re about to die anyway.”
“what have we got here?”
“man, what a mess!”
“what could have done this?”
“alright, that’s far enough! don’t move!”
“what’s up with this guy?”
“that was a clean hit!”
“what’s going on in this town?”
“sorry about that. i thought you were one of them.”
“sorry, but it looks like your party’s been cancelled.”
“fine, but i’m coming back for you.”
“there’s no reason for us to stay any longer than we have to.”
“i know, you want to ask me out.”
“what? keep dreaming!”
“i don’t feel anything, but that’s what bothers me.”
“how dare you tell me to go back outside!”
“wait, i have to ask you something.”
“you really think the master would tell his dog why he has to retrieve the stick he just threw?”
“hey, don’t look at me like that!”
“what did i say? do you have a problem?”
“just so you know, i’m not into that ‘pain is pleasure’ thing, okay?”
“rain or shine, you’re going down!”
“that’s too good for a guess. wanna start explaining?”
“did you send those invitations? i told you no more than fifty people!”
“well, i really don’t give a damn.”
“can’t remember the name, huh?”
“no thanks, bro.”
“guess that’s a local’s way of breaking the ice.”
“i knew you’d be fine if you landed on your butt.”
“where’s everyone going? bingo?”
“check and mate, buddy!”
“why don’t we cooperate?”
“i, for one, wanna get outta here.”
“looks like things just went from bad to worse.”
“that’s our cue to get the hell outta here!”
“running off like that was reckless and stupid!”
“is it just me, or does everybody always ignore what i say?”
“i’m sure you didn’t just tag along so we can sing kumbaya together at some boy scout bonfire.”
“sounds more like an alien invasion, if you ask me.”
“what’s wrong? cold feet?”
“kinda takes you back, doesn’t it?”
“you sure know how to keep a guy/girl waiting.”
“you were almost a ___ sandwich!”
@statessake / ♡
‘ oi, it’s agent eggnog reporting for duty. ‘
@deathrepaid / ♡
‘ this wasn’t my fault ! ‘ he’s lying through his teeth. ‘ hammish &. jb decided t’fuck off &. get into shit &. i couldn’t stop them ! ‘
@onceknighted / ♡
‘ do y’think we can fuck with the americans &. try to tell ‘em cheeky nandos is a thing ? i wanna watch them make asses of themselves. ‘
@madespies / ♡
‘ if i have to see one more rich prick’s stupid face, i’m going to off him, off myself &. come back just to piss on his grave. ‘
@earnedstripes / ♡
‘ i dunno if y’know this, bruv, but your pecs could be considered lethal weapons. ‘ he grew up on the comics, as did everyone else. it didn’t matter if it was across the pond, this man was an iconic hero. ‘ i think y’could smash someone’s head between them. i’d pay big money to see it, actually. ‘
@deathrisen / ♡
‘ so, lemme get this straight. you’re from a town where fuckin’ clowns come out &. fuck up the place ? walking crocodiles eat people’s flesh AND some wanker in a black fursuit plays at police. what the fuck, bruv, lemme buy you a shot or somethin’ . ‘
sb: eggsy are you straight ?
eggsy: fuck no. hell no.