made up hustle cat facts

facts ranging from normal headcanons to absolute nonsense (we take submissions!)

[waytoocatty]

This small nerd thinks he’s cool

[soloragoldsun]

I want a man who writes poetry for me.

A man who makes hearts in my lattes.

A man who passive-aggressively uses an espresso machine when he wants people to shut up.

A man who gets stuck in a tree trying to make me breakfast.

A man who nopes into the form of a Siamese cat to escape social interaction.

Hayes. I want Hayes.

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Hustle Fact #208

Avery actually needs glasses, they just forgot them at home when they left to stay at Aunt Wendy's and were too embarrassed to ask their parents to mail them

[fixationcore]

None of you are ready for how hot this take is

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Hustle Fact #207

It should go without saying that Finley is… a little competitive. About everything. Once she made a bet that she could watch paint dry the longest out of everyone. She pulled out her phone in the first minute. (Hayes and Landry tied for the longest.)

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Hustle Fact #206

Aunt Wendy likes to play that game where she writes down any state she sees and refuses to go home until she has gotten every state and country.

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Hustle Fact #205

Graves had never been to a zoo until Avery found that out. They insisted on a field trip so Graves closed the cafe for the day and everybody went to the zoo. The pictures from the trip are on his refrigerator despite it ruining his aesthetic.

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Hustle Fact #204

Finley watches a lot of Overwatch videos but still doesn’t understand what’s going on.

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Hustle Fact #203

Someone once accidentally let a dog in. It was an absolute riot until the cats realized the dog just wanted to lie down under a table.

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I just realized why clicking the post button didn't queue my post... And I forgot to title it... I'm really tired.

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Hustle Fact #202

Hayes likes salads while Avery likes croutons. Hayes likes croutons too but lets Avery “subtly” steal them all from his salad.

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im curious as to why you censor the word m*gic, is there a reason? (i only did so here if there’s a reason)

Oh, it's a joke! Y'know how in the game Graves can't talk about m*gic directly, so he can't actually say the word? It's just a thing about that. I just thought it would be funny when I was making the blog.

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psa

Hey! If you didn't notice, today for April Fool's, I posted four true facts! They're all tagged April Fool's.

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Production Fact #15

The character of Asmodeus was partially inspired by Gundham Tanaka from Danganronpa.

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Hustle Fact #201

Reese is around 5'2".

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Hustle Fact #200

Nacht's original m*gic, before he stole and corrupted the metal m*gic, was paper-based.

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Production Fact #14

Mochi was originally intended to be a romanceable character, but that was dropped due to budget and time constraints.