Tee is here

mid 30s non-binary being. i make things. i break things. i fix things.

[madhungrycrying]

Please excuse the horrible photos but that's what you get when your first cosplay was in 2002.

I believe these were taken in 2003 after I updated the feathers.

My mom made the dress and i made the wings and bouquets. They attached to the back with strong velcro.

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Piper loves the driveway. She gets supervised concrete time at least once a day if the weather allows. Some days have been way too hot this summer.

Usually try to take her out first thing in the morning when no one is around and it hasn't gotten hot as hell.

[only-tiktoks]

[kikissh]

i have two flash commission slots available! 105USD for headshot icon, fast turnaround. please dm to claim!

[madhungrycrying]

Sometimes I grow things

Sometimes I accidently spray them with carpet cleaner and not water and only kill one.

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8 years ago Piper (in front) came home to us. A week later, her two siblings we brought in.

That made a total of 5 cats, 4 adults and 2 dogs living in a two bedroom trailer.

These cuties napping together was about the only thing keeping me sane.

[madhungrycrying]

And then there's this costume that so few people have seen. I'm so fucking proud of how it came out. It's exactly what I envisioned, a mashup of some of my favorite suits with additional details using foam and fleece and quilting for texture and dimension.

There are 4 zippers in this suit. 3 invisible zippers and one separating zip that I didn't manage to zip correctly in this photo and I'm so mad cuz this is the best picture I have of the full costume.

I loved making this suit and I can't wait to get back to having energy to sew.

[playwrongs]

Ugh, all these amateurs doing Major-General’s Song parodies about millennials with inexact rhymes!!! This is how you do it:

MILLENNIAL:

I am the very model of a modern, gay millennial,

I’ve information useless and anxiety perennial,

I’m treated with suspicion when I’m not outright infantilized

And miffed at how the internet is ever more mercantilized.

I fret about the dangers of calamity climatical,

And get my hands on media in manner most piratical,

I’m practiced in the art of homosexual effrontery—

Effrontery, effrontery, let’s see…yes!

And often made ecstatic by an older woman’s cuntery!

CHORUS:

And often made ecstatic by an older woman’s cuntery,

And often made ecstatic by an older woman’s cuntery!

And often made ecstatic by an older woman’s cunter-unter-y!

MILLENNIAL:

Then I can write a catalogue of epithets Homerical,

And have a handsome person get me nakedly hysterical—

I likely won’t survive to see the U.S. tricentennial,

For I’m the very model of a modern, gay millennial!

CHORUS:

There’s very little chance he’ll see the U.S. tricentennial,

The country won’t last long enough, and he’s a gay millennial!

[madhungrycrying]

Five years and this dress still fits. Dare I say, looks even better on my bigger body.

[insomniac-arrest]

a graph based on my observations

[samayla]

I would like to apply a Dolly Parton quote to this most excellent graph.

[madhungrycrying]

Sometimes I sew things and my friend boosts my confidence by asking if it was Stranger Things merch.

Nope that's an original fabric print by me, borrowed a pattern from another shirt and made this cutie.

[madhungrycrying]

Sometimes you 3d print a little frame for your crappy left handed skeleton drawing.

[madhungrycrying]

Two corn dogs can be dinner right

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I made a gif a while back of this little logo and I was pretty proud of it.

Now I have a whole pngtuber designed for it and its great! Once I get over whatever mental block Ive got, I’ll be streaming!

[madhungrycrying]

Muppet headshots seems like a good first post. 

Made this dude up mostly just to see if I could and well... I can.