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First Sprinkle and First Yeast on a random tuesday
I could never post CRK analysis because I’m never confident about any of my thoughts ever
I felt the same. Still do, kinda. I am used to only ever posting art, so adding longer text posts as part of a fandom felt a bit scary.
But I gotta say, it is really nice to let those ideas out. Especially if it's a theory that's been sitting inside your brain for so long. Even if they don't resonate with everyone, heck, even if it turns out as not canon; there's still someone out there who thinks just like you and will gobble up any crumb of that theory.
Tho I must admit that I might have it easier, since my interest lies mostly with the witches. There is not that much going on in my corner of the woods lol but that's part of the reason why I started to talk about them more. If I'm starving from a lack of Witch content then I gotta just make it myself and maybe help out someone else who is starving as well :)
Testing the waters with something small might help. I personally just couldn't contain my excitement about the Witches anymore when Act 2 started.
First Egg Cookie must have hated First Yeast lol
Eggs whole stick is dampening the fall of the Witch of Light; trying to keep both her image and her life energy intact. She created Tartrus specifically so that the precious life energy of the Witch of Light would not be wasted... And in comes First Yeast.
First Yeast Cookie, who is also lovingly called the Chaos Witch by some fans, loves the unpredictable. She keeps failed experiments alive just because they entertain her. That is like, the opposite of what First Egg is doing. Chaos vs Order
First Egg: No life energy must be wasted. No matter how "valuable of a soul" you have, you shall be broken down and reused.
First Yeast, holding onto her failed creations with an iron clad fist: I like your face, little guy. You stay and entertain me
Imagine you're telling others about your carefully crafted plan for keeping everything intact, and then some bitch (I say lovingly) just cackles at you
Man I LOVE First Yeast. I haven't even met her yet, but she already has my heart
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I wonder if "gathering" could also mean that she collected them from the other Witches if their creations failed...
Surprised this isnt talked about more, but this update gave us some info on first egg.Even if it wasn't a lot,we now know that she not only prideful but also cold & calculating witch. Unlike the witch of light(First Cream), she didn't have the emotional attachment to living desserts that she did.
Thats one of the reasons why the trials are a trap to squish down any souls who dared to escape.
Yet its clear she cared deeply for First Cream Cookie. If I had to guess she was most likely was with Cream before the other witches,but thats speculation.
Technically we already knew the "cold & calculating" part since First Berry called her "exceptionally clever but only uses that to deceive and betray others"
(I just forgot how to spell 'deceit' because I didn't remember if it was 'ie' or 'ei.' The reason I'm telling you this is because 'ei' is the german word for egg, so I'm grinning like crazy rn lol)
There were also signs that she doesn't care about the lives of cookies, but to be fair, her treating them like shit now does not necessarily mean, that she disliked cookies back then. She treats First Cream Cookie bad too, but yet used to be obsessed with her. ...And apparently still is since she recreated her body..
1) First Eggs general interactions with cookies in Witch's Castle, especially her minions. Creating Net Cookie with only one purpose and dropping her once she failed. Not coming to save Buckweat Cookie. Getting Saffron Cookie to preach to other cookies, so that they will kill themselves.
2) If we can trust the visuals in the introduction video about the Witches, then the body of the Witch of Light turned to life powder as well. Which means that the body we see in that giant egg is newly created. Which would take A LOT of life energy. That energy had to come from somewhere and I wouldn't be surprised if she actually took it from other cookies. I think there were smaller eggs with cookies inside them in that scene. Now if those are new minions being created or cookies being sacrificed and used as fuel is unclear.
3) Saying "This is not important right now!" to Cream, Salt and Sugar when they were talking about creating a perfect world for cookies. Which makes sense, since Witches everywhere were hunted and killed by humans, and the princess should focus on helping her own ppl instead of baking cookies. Imagine getting 12 Witches to bow to your wish of "cleansing the world of darkness" only for you to fall into escapism instead. Devsis told us earlier this year, that the Witches had to give up their own life energy to create cookies. The Witch of Light was out there, saving Witches, saving the other 12, but now she locked herself in a castle on a remote island and gives her precious power away to creatures that will not aid them in the slightest in their war against humans. No wonder First Egg doesn't like them.
One thing that I learned about First Egg in this update was her actual participation in the cookie world. Correct me if I'm wrong, but there are not many egg cookies on Earthbread. So, what did First Egg do? Did she only create 6 angels that'll tell every other cookie "Yeah, you better be grateful our gods are wasting their energy on you" and that's it? With this update I learned, no, no that's not it. Her obsession with the Witch of Light and the life energy she "wastes" on cookies goes much further. Since Nether Queen said that Tartus was created so that "the life energy circulates here and nowhere else" that means that it was able to escape. Which in turn would make the Witch of Light want to give up more energy to make up for it. And First Egg didn't like that.
So her only contriubution to Earthbread is her trying to keep the Witch of Light alive. To keep her from loosing her powers; her status as a (god,) princess, leader and the strongest Witch. This woman is fighting a desperate upstream battle and loosing; forced to watch the person she adored slowly but surely sacrifice her life for some insignificant creatures.
!!!SPOILERS!!!
welp I guess it’s time to wake up the real beasts now
Crk spoilers
I absolutely adore this. The fact that the ancient heroes now have to free the beasts themselves and give them their powers back. Perhaps even being forced to tolerate the other and work together in order to stop the timeline from collapsing~
...But there is one thing I fail to understand...
Why do they need the beast cookies as vessel?
Like, yeah, the soul jams are the pillars, but why do they need to be with the beasts? Can't the heroes take the other half of the soul jam? Be the new pillars? After all, it's the soul jam that are needed to stabilise the timeline; not the beasts.
I feel like the heroes would rather accept the "bad" half of the soul jam themselves instead of giving it back to the beasts. Also, why does PVC say that WLC and SSC soul jams are the only ones left? They still have their own? They are just weakened.
...Perhaps the heroes cannot hold the full virtue themselves because their dough was not made to withstand it? But even then, the soul jams are severly weakened, so it should be ok I think...
They still need to get the soul jams back from Shadow Milk either way, so nothing gets easier here... Maybe the beasts can help, even without their powers? Idk. I listened to the update while at work so maybe I missed something.
But I'll put my trust in devsis and wait for either an answer or a story so good it'll make me forget about it lol. I loved all of these past updates and I love the beasts, so I will sit and wait~
"White Lily escapes Tartrus with Pure Vanilla!"
"White Lily will become Nether Queen!"
You guys are so basic /j
Watch this: White Lily will get swept away in the river of oblivion but something goes wrong and thus she gets isekaied into the human world as a human baby with her memories still intact
Pls, devsis, this would be so funny
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The Witch's island counts as Earthbread, right? Since Cookies live there their souls also need to be able to access Tartrus. What if White Lily gets reborn there?
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Oh no, imagine she does manage to be reborn as a Cookie only to end up as one baked by the Shadow Witch 😭😭💀
"White Lily escapes Tartrus with Pure Vanilla!"
"White Lily will become Nether Queen!"
You guys are so basic /j
Watch this: White Lily will get swept away in the river of oblivion but something goes wrong and thus she gets isekaied into the human world as a human baby with her memories still intact
Memories
Apologies for my absence... for some reason Tumblr just hasn't been letting me post..?
btw if milkcrowns are really shadow milk's tears then he cried constantly about the witches while he was the headmaster. and also that whole tears producing flowers thing was probably something created about him by the witches.
I headcanon that First Milk Cookie also creates milkcrowns when she cries
i LOVE it when people draw/interpret fount's death to have been by guilloutine because that is the central symbol of the french revolution, which is the central symbol of the enlightenment political and cultural movement in europe, which is the period that shadow milk's basic philosophical epistemological beliefs are based on
The thing I love about the guilloutine / his execution is, that there is no way his denizens could have killed him without Shadow Milk allowing it. He is an emissary of the gods. We saw how strong he is now, with only half his Soul Jam. Back then he the entire Virtue of Knowledge to fight with; there's no way his denizens overpowered him.
My theory is that this was also an experiment to reach the Witches. After all, there's no way his Creator would let him die, right?
...Maybe it was even the last-ditch attempt before he became Shadow Milk. It's possible that the First Headmaster didn't exist between Fount and Smilk, but instead existed along side Fount. And that both the Fount and the Headmaster were "killed" simultaneously with that one guilloutine.
But that would mean that someone had to have come out of there while Shadow Milk Cookie was investigating the barrier. Couldn't he just have asked that cookie about the Witches? About what lies behind the barrier? He did apparently question them about the fog and hallucinations, since he knows they didn't have any. Furthermore, there is no mention of cookies experiencing memory loss after exiting the barrier (which could have explained why Shadow Milk still didn't get any knowledge about what is on the inside of the barrier)
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Is it a cookie we know? I think Shadow Milk would want the cookie from the Witch's Island to stay close to him. ...Just watch; It's Black Sapphire Cookie /j ... /hj ........../man idk
Anyway, the cookies inside the Witch's castle probably have a normal life span and thus the cookies that knew the Witches personally slowly died out. But since cookies do have a way to procreate, they could still be cookies left in the castle today (cough CRWC)
Which means that even if a cookie came out of the barrier during the First Headmasters research, they still wouldn't be able to give him much insight, since that cookie never met the Witches and the castle is abandoned.
...Shadow Milk Cookie is the only Beast that has minions that doesn't fit his flavour at all... Where did Candy Apple and Black Sapphire come from? What if those two really are connected to his search for the Witches? Maybe he created Candy Apple as an experiment to breach the barrier; To create a cookie that would fit the conditions for entry, whatever Smilk thought they may be.
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Man I love Act 2 so far
i like when a piece of media says that an all-powerful character "sees humans as insects" because that really could mean a lot of things. maybe they view us as insignifigant and will squish us under their boot. maybe theyre actually studying and cataloguing us for their thesis paper. maybe theyre campaigning for human protection because we're an important part of their ecosystem. maybe they see a human and go "ew ew ewwwwww someone get the cup and get that FREAK out of my house." .
I need a show were all 4 of these characters/gods are roommates and they get into a massive disagreement when one (1) teeny tiny human enters their house
The First Witches are campaigning for cookie protection.
The Wizards are studying and cataloguing them for their thesis paper.
The Banquet Witches see cookies as insignifigant and eat them.
And the magic-hating humans would be disgusted/terrified, but they would kill it instead of getting a cup.
I keep imagining First Green Tea as a stoic potion maker, but I just listened to the Apothecary Diaries op and Maomao!Green Tea would be kinda cool lol. Especially since White Lily is curious to a fault too
i like when a piece of media says that an all-powerful character "sees humans as insects" because that really could mean a lot of things. maybe they view us as insignifigant and will squish us under their boot. maybe theyre actually studying and cataloguing us for their thesis paper. maybe theyre campaigning for human protection because we're an important part of their ecosystem. maybe they see a human and go "ew ew ewwwwww someone get the cup and get that FREAK out of my house." .
I need a show were all 4 of these characters/gods are roommates and they get into a massive disagreement when one (1) teeny tiny human enters their house
Spoilers crk
So Shadow Milk has researched the Nether Realm and how to connect with souls. These are all his books, which he wrote himself, so he figured out how to open the rift to Tartrus and pull out souls all on his own. But for what? Was is really a continuation for the experiment to see a Witch's soul? Did he consider them being dead? ...Did he use his soul jam has an anchor to call for his Witch in Tartrus? And when she didn't return he knew, just like White Lily, that the one who he was searching for is not in the underworld...
Not dead, not an invisible soul floating around... but alas, she still doesn't answer him... Did Shadow Milk never consider that the world of a Witch is so much bigger than just Earthbread? Feels impossible considering all the research he did and theories he concocted. He did say that the Witch's exists outside of Earthbread...
But still... They keep mentioning how the Witch's Island is completely isolated from "the world." But isn't it the other way around? That Earthbread is a tiny isolated island inside of the human world? Protected by a barrier from the outside so that at least here magic and life can thrive? The way they talk about the Witch's Island sometimes sounds different.. Like Earthbread is the world and the Island is the small separated domain. "The Witch's domain" as the Headmaster called it.
It's probably too hard to think about; that your entire world is actually just a tiny speck on a much bigger planet. Imagine what that would do to us. "No, actually Earth is just this tiny little thing on a much much bigger planet! The actual planet is thousand times bigger than the Earth you know; we just isolated you :)"
Yes! That's what I'm saying!
First Cream Cookie is very protective of her 11 babies! ArtFight attack! Art Fight - Attack: You Cannot Have 11 Babies!
The First Witch kitty designs are made by @kemonodamono