Reasons Dedede is the best Nintendo King
1: He isn’t always out to kill or kidnap people.
2. Will definitely come to your dinner party.
3. Had his own TV show.
4. Secretly cosplaying as the Red M&M if the Red M&M was a king.
5. Will buy you beer at a bar.
6. Doesn’t get offended when you call him fat.
7. Can fly.
8. How can you say no to a penguin?
9. Could’ve prevented the Third Reich
10. Has a hammer (Hammers are neat)











