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By Royal Decree
heh. balls
Lovely! I always love a chance to dress up. I’ve always wanted to see inside your beautiful castle, Princess! I look forward to it!
It is a beautiful castle. May I ask who you are? I don’t believe we’ve met.
By Royal Decree
Oh, um… I don’t really have a ‘position’, Miss. I’m just one of her people. One of her elves. But we’re pretty close all around. We’re vegetarians. We take care of the earth and the earth takes care of us. Nectar is my favorite treat! And being best friends with a fairy gets me some of the best fruit from high in the trees.
Well, balls are fun!
Well, you’re absolutely adorable, aren’t you? We’ll make sure to have your dietary needs met; our royal chef is exceedingly talented.
That they are. In many ways.
By Royal Decree
Oh! How wonderful! There will be so many new people to mingle with! And the fashion will be so amazing to see, from all over. Such a wonderful idea, Princess!
Of course it is! I’m full of excellent ideas.
I’ll have some special tasks for you to do during the ball, too. What would you say your strengths are? Magically speaking?
By Royal Decree
Oh that would be lovely. Our people are very friendly and we love meeting new people. Most of us. I suppose there are grumpy guses everywhere, you know?
Ohhh, that makes more sense then. I thought maybe he just took balls very seriously…
What is your position in relation to your queen, if I may ask? And can you tell me more about your people? What is your cuisine like? I’m very curious to learn more about other cultures.
Well ... that isn’t wrong, either.
By Royal Decree
Oh, of course. Princess Jane is quite a lovely dancer. Whatever the case, I’m looking forward to attending myself. I shall bring my best friend along as well! …if I can find him.
Is she? I don’t believe I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting her, unfortunately. We’ll have to change that at some point.
Also, don’t mind my guard. He’s just protective, because he takes his job very seriously. He’s an excellent guard, but a terrible diplomat. I’m sure you understand.
By Royal Decree
Oh of course, your majesty! I have no doubt our own Elven princess would want me to be nothing but courteous.
Please send her our kind regards! She’s more than welcome to attend if she’d like to.
By Royal Decree
No, it’s what you want. Your brother wants grapes. Grapes won’t try to sneak assassins in beneath their fancy dresses!
You make it work when someone gifts you a poisonous flower or some shit.
As it happens, my brother also wants a masquerade ball! He just wants grapes too.
We want to do something nice for the residents of our Kingdom, Spencer. A lot of them never get a chance to do anything fun; they may never have an opportunity to go to anything even remotely approaching a ball. Everyone deserves to have nice things.
Why don’t you just stay by my side all night, then, if you’re so worried about it?
By Royal Decree
No. Are you out of your freaking mind?
There is no way we can get this castle secured for an open invitation party in three days. There is no way I can find the second-string guards to make sure nobody goes for your head with an ice pick, Princess, though at this point I’m not even sure I’d want to stop them.
Three days. Please. Try again, Princess.
This is what we want, Spencer. It will happen, with or without your cooperation.
Make it work.
By Royal Decree
A masquerade ball! Oh how exciting, your majesty! Does this invitation extend to the Elven and Fae kingdom, perchance?
We would be honored to have denizens of the Eastern Kingdom attend. Just remember that all the rules still apply!
By Royal Decree
A ball? On three day’s notice??? Royalty, honestly…
What a wonderful idea, My Lady! I’m looking forward to this celebration immensely, if I do say so. What sort of food might you want served at this beautiful gala, if I might ask? Just so I can start working up a menu for your approval! I do so love celebrations like this, I’m looking forward to making it a special evening!
I think it’s very generous and kind of you to put this on, My Lady.
You’re the chef; I was hoping that in your professional opinion you would have some ideas. Do you?
It is, isn’t it?
By Royal Decree
I hope they bring us grapes. Lots and lots of grapes!
Grapes? Mason ... please. You know they can do better than that.
By Royal Decree
The Southern Kingdom will be holding a masquerade ball in honor of All Hallow’s Eve.
It will take place in three days’ time, lasting from dusk until dawn, in the grand ballroom of the McCarthy Castle at Evertide. Come to eat, drink, and be merry; with dancing and music, with the finest food and drink. All are welcome, regardless of race, class, or status -- the entry fee is whatever you wish, as long as it is neither coin nor bill. Please be creative and give us something interesting.
Guests must be masked in order to enter. A prize will be awarded for the best costume. We reserve the right to refuse entry to those not costumed, and of course, we’ll decide what constitutes a proper costume.
We can’t wait to see you there!
twintelepathy
Mason: I'm doing that too! But why just one when you can have more fun? Perhaps you only like it when I flirt with you...
Madison: You're not wrong. I do like that. Just... please don't eat the chef. She's annoying, but she's very talented. We'll never be able to replace her.
Madison: Come upstairs and help me out of this dress.
twintelepathy
Mason: No one's as pretty as you, Mads. We both know that. And who else am I supposed to flirt with around here?
Madison: I don't know. Spencer?
twintelepathy
Mason: Well, we are, so deal with it. And why can't I play with her anyway?
Madison: She's kind of annoying. But she's not as pretty as me so I suppose you can do what you want with her. It's just so unbecoming to flirt with the help.
twintelepathy
Mason: ...don't you eat her, Madison! She brings me my grapes and you know how I like to stick them on my fangs and talk with a lisp!
Madison: One, I'm not going to eat her. Two, I can't believe we're even related right now.
twintelepathy
Madison: Quit hitting on the chef.
