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By Royal Decree
You are very intimidating, Mister.
I’m Blaine of the Eastern Kingdom! I was referring to our Elven princess. Five pages? To dance?
I am? No way. It’s not like that’s my job or anything.
Five pages to get proximity to my prince and princess. Maybe more, if you keep giving me attitude.
By Royal Decree
We would be honored to have denizens of the Eastern Kingdom attend. Just remember that all the rules still apply!
Oh, sure, of course we would. We would love to have strangers from strange kingdoms traipse up to our door with no screening process. We’d be honored.
Those rules and a bunch of rules of my own apply, Elven and Fae Kingdom, dude. Don’t think this is a free-pass to the Evertide Royalty. Understand?
Oh, dear. I meant no ill will, I assure you! I just really love parties!
Sure you do.
I’m watching you, pretty boy. Who even are you? What princess were you talking about? You better be ready to fill out my five page questionnaire for visiting officials, pal.
By Royal Decree
This is what we want, Spencer. It will happen, with or without your cooperation.
Make it work.
No, it’s what you want. Your brother wants grapes. Grapes won’t try to sneak assassins in beneath their fancy dresses!
You make it work when someone gifts you a poisonous flower or some shit.
By Royal Decree
A masquerade ball! Oh how exciting, your majesty! Does this invitation extend to the Elven and Fae kingdom, perchance?
We would be honored to have denizens of the Eastern Kingdom attend. Just remember that all the rules still apply!
Oh, sure, of course we would. We would love to have strangers from strange kingdoms traipse up to our door with no screening process. We’d be honored.
Those rules and a bunch of rules of my own apply, Elven and Fae Kingdom, dude. Don’t think this is a free-pass to the Evertide Royalty. Understand?
By Royal Decree
The Southern Kingdom will be holding a masquerade ball in honor of All Hallow’s Eve.
It will take place in three days’ time, lasting from dusk until dawn, in the grand ballroom of the McCarthy Castle at Evertide. Come to eat, drink, and be merry; with dancing and music, with the finest food and drink. All are welcome, regardless of race, class, or status – the entry fee is whatever you wish, as long as it is neither coin nor bill. Please be creative and give us something interesting.
Guests must be masked in order to enter. A prize will be awarded for the best costume. We reserve the right to refuse entry to those not costumed, and of course, we’ll decide what constitutes a proper costume.
We can’t wait to see you there!
No. Are you out of your freaking mind?
There is no way we can get this castle secured for an open invitation party in three days. There is no way I can find the second-string guards to make sure nobody goes for your head with an ice pick, Princess, though at this point I’m not even sure I’d want to stop them.
Three days. Please. Try again, Princess.
My title doesn’t make me less annoying, my fabulous personality does. I get ‘cute’ from looking at your face.
If I did it and showed you I was okay, would you stop worrying? I… have my ways.
No. I’d definitely worry more if you did something that stupid on purpose.
You sure it’s my face you’re talking about? Cute’s reserved for like, fluffy little animals and most babies. If you need to be convinced that ‘rugged’ and ‘hot’ and ‘handsome’ are the right adjectives here, I have my ways too, Your Highly Annoyingness.
Nope. Still cute. Sorry, I don't make the rules... oh wait, yes I do! The rule is that you're cute. <3 -MM1
Oh, well, if it’s the rule.
Wait, no. I don’t follow anybody’s dumb rules, which definitely makes me still not cute. Can’t settle for that, but thanks, Mason.
That sounds an awful lot like splitting hairs, Mr. Porter.
It’s a good thing you’re cute.
Hey, if your hair’s splitting you should invest in some better shampoo or something.
I knew you guys kept me around for my looks. I bump up the sex appeal of this dingy old castle by like, at least 60%.
Nope. Still cute. Sorry, I don't make the rules... oh wait, yes I do! The rule is that you're cute. <3 -MM1
Oh, well, if it’s the rule.
Wait, no. I don’t follow anybody’s dumb rules, which definitely makes me still not cute. Can’t settle for that, but thanks, Mason.
You absolutely follow our rules.
Sure I do. If you read carefully, Princess, you’ll see I said I don’t follow anybody’s dumb rules. Your rules aren’t dumb. This cute thing is, so it’s not one of your rules. Get it?
Archangel Michael’s victory over the Devil, sculpture above the main entrance at St. Michaelis Church, Hamburg
Nope. Still cute. Sorry, I don't make the rules... oh wait, yes I do! The rule is that you're cute. <3 -MM1
Oh, well, if it’s the rule.
Wait, no. I don’t follow anybody’s dumb rules, which definitely makes me still not cute. Can’t settle for that, but thanks, Mason.
Cutie cute cute faaaace.
Yeah, right. You totally worry about me.
Annoying. No matter how royal you are. Like, that response right there is all the evidence I need. Where exactly do you get ‘cute’ from?
I worry you’re gonna walk headfirst into a wall one of these days, maybe. Honestly how have you even lived this long? I know Madison keeps you on a short leash, but...
Nothing stops me. I promise, I won’t be getting deathly ill anytime soon. You’re cute when you worry though.
Through the woods.
I am not cute, McCarthy. I’m hot, or sexy, or intimidating, but I am not cute. You’re cute. You’re also really annoying. Cute, but definitely annoying.
It’s not worry. Just my job.
I… don’t. I’m a very healthy specimen, Spencer. Besides, it’s not terribly cold yet.
For the most part. I may have gone for a run.
I somehow don’t think the colder weather will stop you. Healthy, yeah, but sensible? Not always. You get deathly ill and that’s my problem.
A run to where?
Gosh, it’s a lovely night out. Dark and clear. Fresh air. I could stay out here all night, couldn’t you?
Yeah, maybe if you don’t have to worry about catching pneumonia.
What did you even do? Just hang out on the roof all night? I hope?
Even monsters need someone at their side.
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